File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Why aren't you Christian? Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)03:05 No.2758607
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)03:47 No.2758619
because of the music video to this song
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:00 No.2758622
Not gay, pedo, or stupid enough.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:02 No.2758623
I wanna fuck atheism into Christ-chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:19 No.2758629
fun fact: this song is about eating pussy.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:20 No.2758630
>>2758623
*le tip*
>> [_] = 04/23/15(Thu)04:24 No.2758631
>>2758629
More like sucking dick
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:44 No.2758640
>>2758631
More like eating dick.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)04:58 No.2758643
>>2758640
More like sucking pussy
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)05:54 No.2758658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
For serious here, fuck da b-no-p
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)05:58 No.2758659
>>2758622
*tips fedora*
Turn on your TV for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)06:03 No.2758661
>>2758607
*TIPS FEDORA*
Because it's quite hard to believe an ancient book written by superstitious sand people over 3000
years ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)06:45 No.2758669
Because I am a Jehovah's Witness, and the self-serving hate speech that most people accept as
Christianity is a joke. Love, acceptance, and forgiveness towards all men should be preached, not
discrimination, tithing, and idolatry.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)06:51 No.2758671
The best bit was when the Christians killed the ragheads.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)06:54 No.2758672
>>2758658
>b-no-p
who?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:00 No.2758674
I am a Christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:17 No.2758677
>>2758674
Neat
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:25 No.2758678
>>2758658
Wow, I like this swf a lot less now
Of course I didn't it in the first place but there you go
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:45 No.2758682
Yall are some stupid motherfuckers.
The song isn't about faggots. It's a criticism of sexual repression in general.
The music video, made post production to generate controversy, is about faggots.
Otherwise, everything in the song is clearly about a man singing to a woman.
Get your facts straight, you nignogs.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:52 No.2758685
>>2758682
*tips fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:57 No.2758688
>>2758685
*tips contrarian hat*
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)07:59 No.2758689
>>2758688
Enjoy going to hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:08 No.2758694
>2015
>worshipping G-d
stay goy
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:10 No.2758695
>>2758694
back to the reddit with you
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:13 No.2758696
>>2758695
>not recognising the dankest of memes
It's like you spend time off the internet at outside.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:19 No.2758697
>>2758607
I don't want to be part of the religious shitstorm.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:28 No.2758699
No one can ever know with absolute certainty if God exists.
Christianity is a good institution regardless. The amount of work done for the poor is huge.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:31 No.2758700
>>2758658
why didn't they burn the gay?
i mean fuck that little chest thing, but that fucking gay guy who is so representative of modern
society?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:36 No.2758705
first ebola and natalia and now Jesus, when is /pol/ stopping?
>> [_] = 04/23/15(Thu)08:42 No.2758710
>>2758607
Because if I do then I'd be making an unfalsifiable claim positing that god does exist, where as
there is no evidence and hasn't ever been demonstrated to actually exist, and the evidence points
to the contrary, if there is a god, then it would be a deist god, who doesn't interfere with our
lives, but that isn't an argument toward Christianity in the slightest. If you can look at all
this progress in the last few hundred years from the perspective of science and progressing
toward bettering ourselves and being able to understand our surroundings and our place in the
universe and where it all comes from, rather than just saying "God done did it", then I'd say
dedicating your life to him would be pointless than actually trying to find out about everything
around us.
Logic, motherfucker.
>> [_] = 04/23/15(Thu)08:43 No.2758711
>>2758643
Not really, if you watched the video, it's about two gay guys.
It's about sucking dick.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)08:58 No.2758717
>Atheist argument
I only believe in things that can be proven
>Christian argument
Tip tip le fedora tippity tip
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)09:02 No.2758719
im at the point where i've gone through the 'im religious' to 'im open to the concept' to the
'god doesn't exist and you're all stupid' finally ending on
'you're all retarded, i might aswell go hang with the religious people because at least they're
stupid enough to manipulate'
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)09:04 No.2758722
And fuck these loaded questions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loaded_question
>> [_] = 04/23/15(Thu)09:11 No.2758724
>>2758717
So what you're really saying is, something can come from nothing?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)09:23 No.2758731
Fucking Stupid asshole poster must just be fucking Joking. Jesus is a fucking sick fagot wearing
a necklace of boy cocks. The bible is about DEATH a bringer of death and hate. So fuck u dirty
bastard christian fucking dipshits. You all need to ROT in JAIL.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)09:29 No.2758735
Y'all muffugas need Jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)09:35 No.2758736
>>2758710
or, as carl sagan put it: "abscene of evidence is not evidence of abscene." QED.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)10:06 No.2758754
>>2758719
Nice edges there bruh.
>>2758731
Same to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)10:13 No.2758758
I was cursed with this thing called a brain.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)10:17 No.2758761
>>2758717
>tips fedora
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)10:18 No.2758763
>>2758696
>Implying happy merchants were ever a dank meme
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)10:39 No.2758771
I'm a fan of the "the universe does not exist, so why should there be a creator" idea.
I'm no physicist but:
Supposing equal amounts of matter and antimatter exist (apparently there's evidence for this);
Supposing that whatever dark matter is also has an equal amount of an opposite;
then all mass and energy and whatever else in all of existence adds up to zero, the universe does
not exist, so why should there be a creator?
Of course I admit that there's a decent amount of pre-supposition in that but I find it the most
fun idea, and to me a lot more believable than any kind of god. Besides, where'd that god come
from? Is it gods all the way down?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)11:25 No.2758786
>>2758658
Is it ironic that the video is gayer than the subject matter?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)11:28 No.2758787
This file is so bad
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)11:29 No.2758789
ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)11:57 No.2758813
>>2758658
this is some gay shit. the fuck is the point? im going to brain enema.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)11:59 No.2758815
>>2758607
because fuck u
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)12:13 No.2758822
>>2758699
y o u
a r e
r e t a r d e d .
I bet you didn't even know muther turissa was a scumsucker who wasted 90% of donation money for
'feeding the poor' on building more churches
Decent troll though, 5/10
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)12:41 No.2758842
>>2758771
>then all mass and energy and whatever else in all of existence adds up to zero, the universe
does not exist
except that's not how it works
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/15(Thu)12:47 No.2758847
I do not have a rare enough pepe to dignify this with a response
