File: American Emergacy System.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] goosebumps Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:00 No.2782731
I shat my pants
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:03 No.2782733
about time
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:06 No.2782737
>>2782731
>scary
They test the emergency weather broadcast system near my house almost monthly. And there's always
>severe thunderstorm warning
>severe snowstorm warning
>high winds
It's gotten to the point where I immediately ignore it and shut the tv off, because I've been
watching for too long when that comes on.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:10 No.2782738
>>2782737
When I was growing up, I heard the air-raid test sirens, and this emergency broadcast tests, they
were always pants shitting scary to me, no matter how old i get, I feel as though impending doom
is coming.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:11 No.2782739
lol this a cool
never had any alerts cuz i live in a lame country
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:13 No.2782745
>>2782737
I had a false alarm once, while on duty in Alaska in the 1980s, we thought that a nuke was coming
on our base, we prepared for the worse but thankfully the alert was lifted, NORAD had a false
positive on a launch and had to double check it stations, for 30 minutes we thought we were all
going to die. There is a reason some of this shit is pant shitting scary to us.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:15 No.2782750
>>2782739
yeah, same here. cant they drop some bombs here? its called sharing!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:15 No.2782751
>>2782737
same shit here, you ever hear the EBS's about some kid getting kidnapped?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:17 No.2782753
sounds halfway between xenon and a speak & spell
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:18 No.2782754
>>2782745
So you're 40+ years old, posting on /f/?
No faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:21 No.2782760
>>2782754
Don't worry, one day you will be too
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:47 No.2782792
>>2782754
Did you know that people age?
holy shit you're retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:55 No.2782795
i listened to that buzzer while i slept back in middle school and i had a nightmare when i heard
it, there was blood and white flashing everywhere. i will never forget that dream
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:56 No.2782799
>>2782760
>>2782792
don't samefag pls
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)18:57 No.2782800
>>2782745
Is there some kind of news article about this you could find?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)19:02 No.2782803
>>2782731
>Emergacy
nice
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)19:19 No.2782815
>>2782800
I can look
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)19:28 No.2782822
>>2782745
I sometimes wonder how people like me born after the soviet union fell see the world compared to
someone who grew up knowing they could be nuked from the other side of the earth at any time.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)19:29 No.2782823
>>2782822
When I am constipated i just play this thing or an air raid siren and i'm set.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)19:47 No.2782833
>>2782800
Not him, but there's three documented cases of this happening. Once on November 9, 1979, when
someone ran a test program in "live" mode, and twice within the span of a few days in June 1980
due to computer failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Aerospace_Defense_Command#False_alarms
Russia also had a number of idiotic incidents that almost led to the extinction of mankind.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)20:03 No.2782849
Has anyone used the software for this? you can buy it online
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)20:07 No.2782854
>>2782833
>Russia also had a number of idiotic incidents that almost led to the extinction of mankind.
It might just be a rumor/propaganda, but I hear that several old USSR missile systems can't be
taken off line because they were set up to be tamper proof but the Russians didn't think they
would ever need to take them off line.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 05/16/15(Sat)20:14 No.2782860
>>2782745
Elmendorf or fort rich?
Or were you one of the guys actually working the golf balls on the mountain?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)20:18 No.2782863
>>2782860
Now its a joint base, but i was at fort rich
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 05/16/15(Sat)20:26 No.2782871
>>2782863
Okay good. If you had said koolis, I'd have pffftttt your ass outta here.
Something I gotta wonder, if a nuke from the 80s were to have hit fort rich, how much of
anchorage would be devastated?
I mean certainly all of downtown would be lost.
Certain sections around valley of the moon would be hit, but others might be spared because it's
a big ditch.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 05/16/15(Sat)20:29 No.2782872
>>2782871
actually nevermind. What's now kinkaid park and the airport would likely be hit as a secondary
target, and that would likely fry the rest of the town except for maybe shit on the mountains.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)20:37 No.2782879
>>2782799
He's right anyway. 4chen doesn't permaban you when you're over 30. It would be funny though.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)21:14 No.2782912
unrelated, but what is that chinese song I always see on here? he's like pulling a boat or
something. it's legit.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)21:19 No.2782917
>>2782854
Whats wrong with a few 'Guaranteed last twitches' from the dead body.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)21:24 No.2782922
>>2782738
for some reason doom doesn't scary me. maybe i just want to watch it all burn
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/15(Sat)21:55 No.2782940
>>2782922
I think we all felt that way in middle school buddy
