File: HOW_MUCH_BS_FINAL_LQ8.swf-(9.19 MB, 750x650, Hentai)
[_] [GAME] Fresh OC for /f/ SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:05:52 No.

  So I made a game. Never posted on /f/ before, so here you go. Works best if you download it and
  play it in a properly framed window.

  I'd just link you to my FA but fuck that furry faggot bs etc etc etc idk man HERE YOU GO THO

  And sorry about the sound quality. I had to kill it because it was 19 megs.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:12:34 No.

  just post the porn, you whore.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:13:53 No.

  The porn is shit, even cheating to get to it wasn't worth it.

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:20:48 No.

  >>2850049

  Excellent.

  Given a 1-10 easy-to-hard scale for amount of effort and a 1-to-10 low-to-high quality for the
  porn, how would you rate your experience?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:26:16 No.

  >>2850051
  1/10
  1/10
  0/99999

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:29:01 No.

  >>2850053

  And can I get a name for publishing your review, or are you fine going by Anonymous?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:32:25 No.

  How about I just...

  http://www.furaffinity.net/user/squiddysquiddysquiddy

  There we go...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:34:07 No.

  Yoooooooo

  Man that shit is whack. After the third level pulling bullshit on me I up and quit that.

  BTW, you need to up your typesetting skills. Words be all up in the cracks of ass that don't
  belong man

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:39:21 No.

  >>2850059

  Yeah my word alignment is fucking horrible, I'll keep that in mind so it looks like I'm not
  sinking in quicksand the whole time.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:40:14 No.

  >press alt
  >enter fast travel mode
  >receive porn

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:42:49 No.

  >>2850062

  Yeah I'll set some baselines next time so it doesn't look like I'm sinking in quicksand while I
  write.

  >>2850063

  Doesn't seem to work for me, but apparently shrinking the window or overlapping with another
  window works as well.

  Nastacula will be posting the full image in a week anyways, but thanks for the input!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:47:32 No.

  >>2850046
  You need to find a more productive way to spend your time. I recommend getting a job.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:48:59 No.

  I hate myself for finishing this

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:49:51 No.

  >>2850068
  HOLY FUCK I WENT THROUGH ALL OF THAT FOR GRADE F SHARKMEAT

  GOD DAMN THIS IS BAIT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER. FUCKING SHARKBAIT OO-HA-HA

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:56:13 No.

  >>2850072
  HEY LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT WHO WASTED HALF HIS LIFE PLAYING A SHITTY FAGGY BABY GAME FOR FAG BABIES

  POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH. AND LAUGH AT ME TOO FOR BEING A FAGGOT FOR REPLYING TO MYSELF WOW FUCKING
  TALK ABOUT A CIRCLE JERK USING BOTH MY HANDS AND NO DICK

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)05:57:22 No.

  >>2850070

  It's a passion. Making terrible games is a passion.

  And I assure you, I am already employed full-time at a job which I am also bad at.

  >>2850071
  >>2850072

  THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS ;o;

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:58:23 No.

  >right click outside flash window near starting point
  >have your cursor travel along the dropdown window directly to or very close to the exit
  >?????
  >PROFIT!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:59:18 No.

  Finished the game.

  For originality I give it a 8/10. Unlike most "don't touch the walls" games, where it is wave
  after wave of increasingly thin corridors to thread the needle through, you incorporated a new
  mechanic for each wave, which all of them were fun and challenging.

  For quality, I give it a 8/10. I don't see any way for the average player to cheat, the puzzles
  are challenging but non-frustrating (unless you were going for frustrating, which I give a 2/10
  no mice were broken), and the corridors were fair. I would suggest making the impending walls of
  doom close in a little faster, since I could finish much faster than they close in and I was
  never in any sense of rush at all seeing how slow they were going.

  Porn is 2/10. The actual picture is nicely done and looks like a full-price commission piece, but
  it is a static image, is softcore, and completely not worth it. If I were to compare your flash
  to an older similar flash like Ucogi's "don't touch the walls" game, he'd have a 5/10 game with a
  9/10 porn reward, since he stripteases the player with each wave, and the end is a high-quality
  animation.

  Consider collaborating with an animator for a bigger project. You clearly know how to make a fun
  game with interesting mechanics, so try it again on a larger scale.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)05:59:37 No.

  >>2850080
  TAKING PRIDE IN THIS GAME IS LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND THEN SCOOPING IT OUT OF THE TOILET AND
  MOUNTING IT ON THE WALL

  HOLY SHITFUCK

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:00:39 No.

  tab out. place mouse over dot. tab in. win

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:01:07 No.

  >>2850082
  GIVING THIS GAME AN 8/10 IS LIKE GIVING A RETARD THE PARTICIPATION AWARD FOR FINISHING A RACE WHY
  THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK WOULD YOU THINK THIS WAS GOOD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:04:40 No.

  >>2850086
  Because even if the porn wasn't worth it, the game itself was pretty fun.

  You have to admit that a lot of the stuff in the game was pretty clever. The first stage made me
  think "oh boy it's gonna be endless screens of static images" but then on stage 2 "holy shit it's
  spinning", then "holy shit moving boxes I have to avoid", then "holy shit this new thing" etc.

  After the first stage I didn't even care about the porn. I wanted to play the game just to play
  the game.

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:07:14 No.

  >>2850086

  I value your response. Even negative input is good to hear.

  >>2850081
  >>2850085

  I am a fool to think I could prevent this from happening. Well done.

  >>2850082

  Hey thanks for the review, I had a lot of fun making it, and it was a bit of an homage to games
  with very little payoff for the difficulty (early 2000's /f/ was full of them). Nastacula is
  actually also a very talented animator and did offer to make some form of animation for it, but I
  didn't want to spend a lot of money. The end porn was a commission I made and the full piece will
  be posted in about a week on Nasty's gallery. There might even be a collaboration with an
  animator in the future, who knows! But I'll probably wind up making more animations on my own. I
  was in a slump and only recently got back into the flash-making mood.

  And as for larger-scale, I'd have nowhere to put it unless it's absolutely stripped of audio. I
  had to compress the shit out of the music and sounds just to squeeze it into the 10 mb limit.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:07:50 No.

  >>2850088
  DO YOU KNOW THOSE TOYS AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE WITH THE BRIGHT BALLS ON THE PLASTIC POLES THAT YOU
  MOVE LIKE AN ABACUS.? THAT'S WHAT THIS GAME IS, A MINDFUCK OF DRUDGERY. ANY MAN LASTING MORE THAN
  15 SECONDS ON THIS GAME WITHOUT HIS BRAINS LEAKING OUT HIS EARS DESERVES A FUCKING NOBEL PEACE
  PRICE FOR KEEPING THIS SHITFUCK OF A GAME OFF THE MARKET FOR THOSE 15 SECONDS.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:10:07 No.

  >>2850090
  THIS ISN'T NEGATIVE INPUT. THIS IS INPUT THAT CAN SAVE LIVES. THIS NUCLEAR FUCKING HOLOCAUST OF A
  GAME NEEDS TO DIE. PLEASE KILL THIS GAME BEFORE IT CLAIMS MORE LIVES THAN HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI
  COMBINED!!!

  No but seriously, it wasn't that bad of a game. I just like being angry.

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:10:18 No.

  >>2850091

  YES.

  FINALLY.

  SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY ART.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:11:00 No.

  >>2850091
  Calm down AVGN, I didn't say it was 11/10 GOTY, all I was it could be a lot LOT worse.

  Imagine if it was 10 waves of 2 pixel wide corridors that snaked past itself and you had to
  complete the entire thing within 2 minutes or else you'd have to start over. Then at the end you
  get a badly drawn MS paint sharkgirl shitting into another badly drawn MS paint man's mouth.

  It could have been a LOT worse.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:14:01 No.

  >>2850096
  THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IS IF I TOOK MY SHOTGUN AND BLASTED A HOLE IN MY BODY EVERY
  TIME I FAILED. WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN 0 BECAUSE THE SECOND I SAW THE TITLE FOR THIS GAME I PUT
  THAT SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER.

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:17:05 No.

  >>2850094

  I'm adding this review to the box art and would like to hire you as a writer for my next project.

  >>2850096

  Yeah typically anything going on FA is stacked against you in quality. I think without the lure
  of porn, the game could be appreciated more on its own, and without the game, the porn would be
  better accepted. But it was a great exercise in learning actionscript 3, as I had to learn how to
  do everything outside of button clicks for the first time with this flash.

  I also have a very rough action-rpg thing in my scraps that has potential.

  But that's all timeline-hopping. I can't wrap my head around variables and actual code-like codey
  coding yet.

  >>2850099

  NEVER STOP YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:22:14 No.

  >>2850100
  wow what's the pay, FUCKING BETTER BE 9 MM HOLLOW POINT BULLETS BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING I
  NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR NEXT GAME IS A SMASH HIT. WE'LL CALL IT "FUCKING JAWS 1 BULLET AT A TIME"

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:23:31 No.

  >>2850102

  SLOW DOWN SON, AT THIS RATE YOU'LL EARN A PRODUCER CREDIT

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:27:37 No.

  >>2850103
  YOU KNOW WHAT, YOUR GAME IS TITLED HOW MUCH BULLSHIT ARE YOU WILLING TO GO THROUGH AND GODDAMNIT
  I'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. I'M GOING TO HAVE PTSD FOR YEARS THANKS TO THIS FUCKING GAME AND I HAVE
  YOU TO THANK FOR IT.

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:32:35 No.

  >>2850105

  No but seriously, thanks for the input and thanks for giving it a try. It's good to be back
  making shit and having people check it out AND GOD DAMMIT I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:33:18 No.

  just shit in your hand and wipe it on the screen.
  you finished the game.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:34:33 No.

  >>2850106
  >making shit

  YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. AND THANK GOD TOO THOSE WORDS WERE LIQUID SHIT

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:39:37 No.

  >>2850107

  I tried what you suggested but I just wound up with shit on my screen. I'll try again later with
  different poop.

  >>2850109

  HEY CAN I BORROW SOME OF THAT? I GOTTA TEST SOMETHING OUT

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:40:57 No.

  how about an option to turn off the faggot sounds and music

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)06:43:06 No.

  >>2850115

  That's entirely doable, but I'll spare /f/ the reupload. For now I suggest just muting your
  speakers. And for additional comfort, just avoid playing it all together.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:49:32 No.

  >>2850114
  IT'S TIME I LEFT. THIS PLACE HAS GROWN STAGNANT AND PUTRID. I CAN'T STAND TO STAY HERE ANY LONGER
  WITHOUT SKEWERING MYSELF WITH MY OWN FECAL COVERED FIST. I BID YOU ADIEU FELLOW SHARK TIT LOVER.
  'TIL WE SHIT AGAIN

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:55:05 No.

  I always blow up - I need help!!!!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)06:56:56 No.

  >>2850122
  mute the music with the m

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:00:26 No.

  >>2850124

  thank you anon, I didn't do it, since I muted my speakers earlier already.

  decent game, not so great porn

>> [_] SquiddySquiddySquiddy 07/19/15(Sun)07:13:07 No.

  >>2850120

  I WILL MISS YOU

  >>2850127

  Yeah ironically I added that music to make sure people had their volume on for that last stage,
  so they can use the music and the stage as the hint to the final stage's gimmick. Clearly that
  failed when I picked shitty music, and was worse due to size limitations and a lack of variety in
  music. I'll have to make my shit more compact next time.

  Anyways, to those not wanting to play the game, just check out Nastacula's gallery on FA in a
  week, it'll be up there eventually.

  I have to leave now, thanks for playing and thanks to everyone about to play (and sorry!) and
  finally thanks for the input, even if it's calling the game shit and calling me a faggot. It's
  still worth reading, and I'll look up more responses after it necroes on swfchan.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:16:11 No.

  +1 for music credit. The Bomb song was frickin catchy lol.

  Came for the porn, stayed for the game (because I like mouse labyrinths lol)

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:19:25 No.

  >>2850046
  was good fun squiddy, puzzles were challenging without being shit, i was worried that i would
  never reach the final level tho, or maybe i just didnt know how many levels there were, i was
  dangerously close to quitting at level 9 for a bit, loved music, loved your little messages on
  failure, the porn was tippity-top-quality kek material, was exactly what it promised, all in all
  a solid 7

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:23:56 No.

  press windows key>move mouse to finish>profit

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:30:30 No.

  >CLICK THE SCREEN DUMBASS

  Alright I fucking laughed

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:33:23 No.

  >>2850068
  >in a week
  Not anymore!
  I, Anonymous, can use a flash decompiler and GIMP!
  http://i.imgur.com/SD6QLzo.jpg

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:37:29 No.

  >>2850141
  http://vgy.me/qe3G2C.png
  A higher quality because imgur is terrible at file hosting.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:50:29 No.

  >>2850090
  >I am a fool to think I could prevent this from happening. Well done.
  The right-click menu doesn't appear for me though. I didn't think you could prevent the
  right-click menu from showing in flash, what did you do?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:54:00 No.

  open sticky note
  cover half of green dot
  touch dot
  move sticky note to cover half of red dot
  touch dot
  win

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)07:54:59 No.

  >>2850154
  To solve all of these:
  Simply put required waypoints at places on the path. Done. No cheating can bypass this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:00:36 No.

  It's OC. It isn't entirely repetitive or copy/pasted. A little tongue in cheek humor. I'd like to
  see moar, please.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:03:19 No.

  >>2850046
  shit is broken, bomb goes off, before it's possible reach the exit

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:04:11 No.

  >>2850163
  >reading through 50 replies is too hard

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:09:31 No.

  i bet theres not any porn at the end

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:10:00 No.

  >>2850167
  >>2850142
  you fucking faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:11:44 No.

  Used what cheating I could through alt tab black magic and the windows key.Took me ages to beat.
  And then I get this shitty image in response.
  0/10 not worth it one bit.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:13:12 No.

  toasting in ebic bread :^)
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:27:27 No.

  >>2850171
  buy grafic tablet, solve it in 20 seconds

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:30:15 No.

  Rarely come to /f/, but I liked it OP. 8/10 fun OC.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:36:37 No.

  WTF is going on here, faggots?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:40:49 No.

  UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS
  FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:47:56 No.

  >>2850187
  >AM I FUNNY YET

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:48:41 No.

  >>2850159
  Here, hear.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:51:46 No.

  >>2850159
  ye

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:52:19 No.

  >>2850190
  >I DON'T UNDERSTAND IRONIC HUMOR

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:53:32 No.

  >>2850193
  no i understand, it's just not funny. you're trying way too hard

>> [_] Anonymous 07/19/15(Sun)08:59:22 No.

  if my expansive knowledge of obsolete flash games from the early internet days have taught me
  anything, it's that always check for shitty coding and alt-tab out of terrible maze games like
  this one.

  and in doing so, i completed the game and felt no frustration, nor any disappointment. with
  nothing to gain, what have i truly accomplished?