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[_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:05:03 No.2857396
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:12:32 No.2857399
watched the whole fucking thing waiting for hood or something
nope
nothing
just fucking feels that i didnt ask for
god fucking dammit OP
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:16:20 No.2857404
Depressing as fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:17:37 No.2857405
Reminder that if you get married, you're either dooming your spouse to see you die or dooming
them to live a lonely life without you.
Yet another reason why relationships aren't' worth it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:20:39 No.2857408
>>2857405
is this the excuse you make for being an unwanted basement dwelling waste of space?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:30:55 No.2857419
>>2857405
are you forgetting the 80% of the time being happy during it?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:37:53 No.2857423
>>2857404
>>2857405
Relationships are worth it you create and craft something beautiful Everyone dies eventually, but
that's the beauty of life without death nobody can truly live.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:38:13 No.2857425
>>2857419
Not the destination, but the journey, and all that.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:43:47 No.2857426
>>2857419
more like 10% before you have kids
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:47:23 No.2857428
>>2857405
confirmed for never having an gf.
it's worth it, brah. shit hurts, shit feels good, but it's life. stop telling yourself all this,
for your own sake. go try to get a grill.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:54:14 No.2857434
>>2857419
you actually call that happy? no, that's satisfied, and satisfaction is dangerous. if you're
satisfied with this life, you'll never experience what it actually means to have dopamine running
through your brain. REAL EXPERIENCES that aren't laughing at a picture or trolling some dumbass
for the fiftieth time.
unless you're ugly
>> [_] Some guy who is curious 07/26/15(Sun)16:56:10 No.2857437
I'm still looking for my Ellie, through all the bad or burned out relationships I have had I
still hope to find her some day.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)16:59:27 No.2857440
Damn, I think i found all the 4chaners who have a positive outlook on married life... I mean...
that's rare as hell on here
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:01:08 No.2857441
>>2857434
I feel bad for you, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:06:43 No.2857447
>>2857396
Man, I watched this the first time with the movie and felt very little. Now I'm watching it alone
and this shit got me teary eyed.
>> [_] :^) 07/26/15(Sun)17:10:01 No.2857450
:^( Sad m8
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:10:37 No.2857451
Where's the adultery?
Where's the divorce rape?
2/10, almost gave me false hope
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:16:25 No.2857458
>P
no, this should be F.
for Feels.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:17:59 No.2857459
>being able to love someone
I want fucking normies to leave. Living is suffering.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:21:53 No.2857462
Every time I watch this movie.
Every time. ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:23:36 No.2857464
>>2857459
No one is normal and yes, life is suffering. That is why you find a partner. Then you can help
each other, ease the suffering of each other and ultimately become the greatest thing to have
ever happened to that person as well as have them to be the greatest thing to ever happen to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:26:42 No.2857469
all I have to add to this is life is pain, pain lets you know your alive and I'm quite alive my
friends
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:34:58 No.2857478
I like the part where it acts like marriage is conventional for a man in the 21st century.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:39:09 No.2857481
Oh dear lord feels
Just makes me realize even more how I want to find my partner in crime, and spend our lives
together until either he or I passes.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:49:31 No.2857486
/f/eels
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)17:49:54 No.2857490
>>2857396
fuck you OP :(
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:11:00 No.2857506
LOL
this was the funniest shit
who laughs now you miserable hag, not so physically superior now eh? KEK
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:22:38 No.2857515
honestly i love it when they married and you have the hicks all happy and then carls depressing
family
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:29:10 No.2857521
>starting off a movie with that much feel
A hell of a way to get you to connect with a lonely old man.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:42:18 No.2857541
When you know that you will never get a woman. This shit hit me harder than a train. I will be a
shitty reject for the rest of my life i look cute but i have serious heart disease. Can never
have a good looking body because of it. I dont want kids because of it so no fucking woman will
ever want me. Well i hope evryone else will have good life married to a woman .
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:47:19 No.2857547
>>2857541
You're healthy body is made in the kitchen, moving your body merely sculpts it.
Can you go for a walk? Does your heart disease prevent you from exercising?
And to be honest, if you are clean and friendly someone CAN love you. They will not automatically
love you but it is atleast not impossible.
Tons of women do not want children.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:48:22 No.2857550
>>2857547
*Your
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:53:16 No.2857558
>>2857481
girl?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)18:59:29 No.2857562
>>2857481
L O N D O N
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:03:00 No.2857564
There's a game I like to play. It's called the "Up Drinking Game".
It's where you drink until the first 5 minutes of Up are funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:14:43 No.2857580
The movie should have ended at this point. As a short film it would have been perfect, then they
ruin it with the fat mongoloid and the unfunny dog and ostrich.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:24:25 No.2857589
>>2857437
dont worry man. you'll find that person some day. just keep your head up :)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:29:34 No.2857594
>>2857396
this is actually the only good part of the whole movie. i was very disappointed by this movie and
consider it a failure from pixar.
also why break the jar of savings with a hammer, spilling all coins on the floor, when you can
just pour the coins out of the jar? because it's a jar.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:39:15 No.2857599
>>2857541
not trying to pour salt into your wounds but if this behemoth of a guy managed to get a wife and
seem to live a happy life, so can you
https://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988/videos
it's not easy. i'll be a wizard myself next year.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:42:10 No.2857601
>>2857434
i dont get it, cant you be married and a druggy?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:51:04 No.2857606
Guys did you realize that she got hospitalized and eventually died from overstrain during that
trip uphill?
Since he arrives at the top before her and because they raced up there at the beginning of the
movie he probably initiated a race this time as well. He bought plane tickets and wanted to
surprise her with them at the top of their favorite hill but ended up causing a malfunction in
her body leading to her eventual death.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:57:22 No.2857607
>>2857564
How often do you not get drunk?
>> [_] alundra 07/26/15(Sun)19:58:16 No.2857608
best thing in life is death!
life is cruel, full of extreme pain, injustice and lost dreams. for me suicide is best solution.
i hope i die soon..
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)19:59:21 No.2857610
>>2857608
Me too.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/26/15(Sun)20:13:00 No.2857623
>>2857599
just watched the life story of this boogie dude and if you want more feels /f/ give it a try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1cUup0ATg
and that story is actually real