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[_] [?] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)21:43 No.1100291
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)21:56 No.1100309
hunchback of notre dame - disney version
priest is a perv, hunchback is a pussy, gypsy is a whore. hero shows up in time to take credit
for hunchback's work.
talking statues for comic relief and to remind children this is just a story.
derp?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)21:58 No.1100311
>>1100309
Also, goddamn awesome music.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)22:12 No.1100323
thank you OP... thank you...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)22:23 No.1100327
I went back and watched a few Disney movies.
They have such fucked up overtones. How did my parents let me watch that shit?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)23:45 No.1100370
NOSTALGIA BOMB HOLY SHIT.
Looking back on this movie, I don't think I actually understood that this guy was in love with
Esmeralda when I first watched this. Shit, I must have been kind of slow or something when I was
a kid.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)23:52 No.1100377
This single thing reminded me how fucking dark Disney can be sometimes. I mean seriously, read
into what the guy's saying: Be mine or BURN IN HELL.
KIDS' MOVIE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)00:05 No.1100383
Weird, someone on /tg/ linked a youtube link with this video to me.
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 10/26/09(Mon)00:22 No.1100399
I think this along with Anastasia have some of the darkest themes behind them. Disney is more
fucking dark then I realized.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)00:25 No.1100406
Disney used to bore the shit out of me as a kid.
I am discovering, now, that I was kind of a stupid little brat.
Sexually confused cardinal promises either rape or torture and damnation to object of affection,
has nervous breakdown. Eventually falls into lake of molten metal.
Fuck yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)00:27 No.1100407
HOLY FUCK
NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE
NOTE TO SELF, WATCH HUNCHBACK, CATCH UP ON MISSING CHILDHOOD AWESOME
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)00:41 No.1100418
>>1100399
>Anastasia
Dreamworks, not Disney
>>1100377
>how fucking dark Disney can be sometimes.
Walt Disney was a racist. He wanted to use the japanese in the american concentration camps to
make an anti japanese war propaganda film. The original lyrics for "Zippidy do dah" was "Zippidy
do dah, Zippidy eh, negros are inferior in every way"
The Lion King was a direct rip off of Kimba the White lion made by Studio Gibli.
Every film made by Disney (with the exception of anything made by Pixar) was eminent domain. Aka,
they didn't have to pay a competent writer for story continuity.
Sorry for ruining your nostalgia bomb mixed with the macabre, but Disney is a fraud... and
everyone who works for that company should be out of a job.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)01:21 No.1100442
>>1100418
Your argument is invalid because The Black Cauldron.
>> [_] Obs !3GqYIJ3Obs 10/26/09(Mon)02:13 No.1100464
>>1100377
Just think about how Disney villains die. Gaston was fucking impaled, Scar was eaten alive, you
actually see the outline of Clayton's limp, lifeless body.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)02:54 No.1100486
>>1100418
>I believe everything I've ever been sent in emails and read on the web
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:08 No.1100489
I didnt quite understand this back then.
Hes a catholic priest, and yet hes lusting over a woman.
I totally understand it now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:13 No.1100492
>>1100327
Simply put
Your parents liked it then for the same reason you like it now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:15 No.1100493
>>1100399
the black cauldron
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:20 No.1100494
I like how Aladdin ripped off from The Thief and the Cobbler
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:40 No.1100504
>>1100418
The Zippidy do dah part is wrong. Just an urban legend. A stupid one at that even, but oh well.
Not that that film wasn't messed up, but that isn't a part of the reason why. Sounds like you are
just looking for reasons to hate a big, evil coorporation.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:42 No.1100506
>>1100494
Or the story of the magic lamp. The one from Arabian nights. It's subtle, but there are overtones
of that tale in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)03:52 No.1100510
>>1100506
I mean like the art style, character designs, etc
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)04:06 No.1100522
>>1100510
Err...Right. I knew that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)06:54 No.1100576
Why is Megabyte trying to infect Notre Dame?
And why isn't Bob here to save us??
>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/09(Mon)08:48 No.1100597
>>1100494
The Thief and the Cobbler is fucking overrated. Watched it, and yeah it was an animation marvel
but a shit storyline and shit scenes.
