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[_] [?] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)00:04 No.1068250
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:13 No.1068295
I killed Pedo Bear, Went UNDER the spikes, that one guy from Street Fighter Killed me, After you
jump the Spiked Pit, another spike comes down, after you kill pedobear, you fall off a cliff...
Any way to win?
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:20 No.1068301
To Update my progress, I made it past teh guy from street fighter, fell down more, landed on a
platform, where Zangief promptly pwned me, if you continue on before he can, you can get past, in
the next room, 3 platforms, first 2 go down when you jump on them, 3rd goes up.
Next panel, 2 guys holding up a block, GET OUT OF ROOM fast, before they fall and press button,
otehrwise, ceiling falls on you.
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:24 No.1068303
If you jump on the 2 guys block, they throw it into the air, making you hit the ceiling...
You gotta find a way to get past them, I am working on that now...
ALSO, the controls...
LEFT/RIGHT is obvious
Z = Jump
X = Shoot (The sign in the first level reflects your shots back at you, don't get hit...)
S = Pose (Dunno why)
O = Happy Pose
F = Fart (I assume)
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:29 No.1068307
If you get past the guys with the box, you will appear in a room with a sign pointing down...
DONT GO DOWN, instead, jump on the sign and ride the little man...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)01:37 No.1068319
Beat Airman.
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:38 No.1068320
>>1068307
SCRATCH THAT, DONT RIDE HIM, instead, make him start moving, then fall down the hole...
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:40 No.1068321
After you go down, you will find a room with a sigh that says YOU ARE LUCKY PLAYER, PLEASE CLICK
HERE
DO NOT CLICK, it will kill you there, continue on up the ladder...
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:47 No.1068327
The ladder will break, if it doesn't, you did it right the first jump, if it falls, jump off back
onto the blocks and try again.
After you go in you will fight some big ass thing, keep shooting it, it WILL die.
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)01:50 No.1068328
If you aren't good at the game yet, go die
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)01:51 No.1068329
>>1068327
You're shitting me, right?
How the fuck is this only 239 Kilobytes?
>> [_] âââ 09/09/09(Wed)02:07 No.1068334
>>1068329
It is a game comply made in ASCII with some Action Script...
There are no objects, vector graphics, or anything like that ANYWHERE in the game, it is all
text...
It is real, look it up on youtube if you must.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)02:28 No.1068346
this game gets more fucked up every time it's uploaded, the ascii sings are not where they were
the first game
you're not supposed to go under the platform, as soon as the game starts run to the left and jump
on the platform, if you do it with the right timing the spikes don't fly up to kill you until you
touch the platform, jump off to the left and make sure you just hit the cliff so that the spikes
hanging from the cieling on the left don't drop yet, then when the floor on the right drops down
far enough move to the left so that the platform above falls, jump to the right avoiding the
floor spikes now moving up, and jump around the platform falling from above, after that climb up
the chain, if you go to the left a cat with insane flurry fists kills you
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)02:29 No.1068348
after you reach the top it's the same as mario, but if you try to jump into the ? boxes they
launch you into the ground and you die, and spikes will randomly pop up from the ground...
the game is all about timing, and you need the original (not fucked up) version to really get it
down (the missing and misplaced characters interfere with pattern recognition)
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)02:50 No.1068355
So is it just random when Guile does a flash kick and when he doesn't?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)03:05 No.1068361
FUCK I made it past the bulldozer and went up the top platform with all the spikes above it.
of course it was an inevitable death
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)08:42 No.1068428
Fucking newfags.
1.Jump under left side of spikes
2.Continue right untill you get to tannasin
3.Defeat tannasin and fly the blob back out the way you came.
4. Go right and defeat pedobear.
4(alternative) Left and over the cat leads to an uinfinished section. Going up leads to a
doppelganger boss that I have not defeated yet.
5.(after pedobear)Keep going right and get to Owata (much easier than tannasin)
6.Wait for next update as section after Owata is incomplete.
7.????
8.PROFIT!!
Note: Doing this will take you about seven hours.
