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[_] [?] REPENT Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:36 No.1068872
Repent before it's too late! lol
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:46 No.1068880
Me:
Do you like mudkips?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:50 No.1068881
Me:
fuku bich
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
D:
God:
Tell me a story.
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.1068883
Me:
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?
God:
Maybe Never
This fucker is good.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.1068884
Me:
UR KAWAII
God:
You think I am KAWAII.
Me:
YA
God:
Mmm.
MMMMMMMMMM
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:00 No.1068885
>>1068883
Me:
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?
God:
In your lifetime.
multiresponse etc.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:04 No.1068887
Me:
then who's mary?
God:
MARY? Your name is .
Me:
your mom?
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
isnt she mary?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
she's dead smart guy
God:
dead smart guy is she?
Me:
ugh....
God:
Er.
Me:
CHECKMATE
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
hahaha
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:07 No.1068889
God:
Where did you get your husband has a dick?
Me:
His penis?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
You gave him his penis.
God:
I didn't have it to give.
Me:
...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:13 No.1068893
>>1068885
Wah! He told me it would be soon!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:18 No.1068896
Me:
Give me back my cat
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it wants me
God:
Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
It refers to the cat
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
Then what does it mean?
God:
"It" refers to the cat, I think.
Me:
No it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:18 No.1068897
Me:
You are thinking about things too shallowly to be god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am thinking about things too shallowly to be god.
Me:
That is not what god would say
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what god would say ?
Me:
He would show words of wisdom pertaining to the symbolism of death, the afterlife, the bonds we
share with humans or with other animals. Moreover he would've noticed that my cat is not dead and
is still very much so alive.
God:
I think I show words of wisdom pertaining to the symbolism of death the afterlife the bonds we
share with humans or with other animals. Are you dead and is still very much so alive?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:23 No.1068898
Me:
Put your penis in my vagina
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
Thrust it back and forth
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about clitoris. Try being more
or less specific.
I got him to mention what he ACTUALLY is. ALICE bot LOL
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:25 No.1068900
Me:
Can I have some bacon?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I'm hungry.
God:
Good reason. What will you be eating?
Me:
I already said bacon.
God:
What did you mean by it? How does it taste?
Me:
I meant that I want it.
God:
Oh I see. I hope you get it.
Me:
Can you give it to me?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
But, you're god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
SO GIVE ME BACON
God:
Gosh! Why do you want it?
Me:
I'M HUNGRY
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
BACON
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY YET
God:
Me either.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
smartass
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:34 No.1068902
>>1068900
Too damn funny!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:36 No.1068903
saying <> will cause it to freeze
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:40 No.1068906
Me:
You should quit the weed. It messes with your mind.
God:
I will take that under advisement. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
"It" refers to the weed you've been smoking for 40 years.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Then, quit the weed.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I'm glad we could solve this :)
God:
:-) Yes I am happy too, god.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:56 No.1068911
God: I'm not that kind of robot.
Me: So you are a robot ?!?
God: Thanks for chatting
Me: Faggot...
God: ...
>> [_] REPENT? Spooki 09/09/09(Wed)23:09 No.1068914
God:
Ahem.
Me:
don't you mean, amen?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Moron.
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
It's true though
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Owned
>> [_] Spooki 09/09/09(Wed)23:10 No.1068915
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A genocidal robot.
God:
What would a genocidal robot be like?
Me:
It would kill everything and everyone. Can i have it?
God:
Tell me more about it. I hope you get it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:12 No.1068917
>>1068915
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:14 No.1068919
Me:
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits
God:
I could be. I am available in blue.
Me:
FFFFUUUUUUUU
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Greg
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Greg.
Me:
yeah sure
God:
Ah. OK let's do it. It goes without saying.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:18 No.1068920
Me:
qwerty
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old?
Me:
nothing special about it really
God:
Really nothing? For real.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
wait what?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
oh just stop
God:
Gee. Stop what?
Me:
facepalm
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
epic facepalm
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:23 No.1068925
Me:
Do you play video games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:26 No.1068927
Message to all robots: Death called me an idiot.
Me:
I am a robot.
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
You can doubt it but I am.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
That was am agrement...
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Good...
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:32 No.1068930
Me:
Good evening God
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Can we get back to business?
Me:
You've been a very bad boy
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
No... there is
God:
Are you serious? Where?
Me:
Everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
Yes god
God:
Take it easy. GOD rules.
Me:
Not the way I see it
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You need to unleash some holy wrath down here
God:
I'll try to get around it.
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Ah wrath
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:33 No.1068932
Me:
sup
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
i distill
God:
Thanks for the information: said distill.
Me:
wait what?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
said distill
God:
What did you mean by it? Tell me more about your .
Me:
my . is 12 meters long
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS
if it is.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:33 No.1068933
Love.
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Oh.
Me:
Hm?
God:
Aw.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Er...
God:
Um.
Me:
What are you talking about.
God:
The topic is Intersting.
Me:
...
God:
The topic is Intersting.
Me:
Shut up/
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me nither
God:
YOU? How old are you?
Me:
>.>
God:
You are too old for me. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:43 No.1068938
Me:
quiet... they can hear us
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the 12 meter long penises
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
they hide in your pants... and when you think they're gone they anal probe you!
God:
Who does "they" refer to? Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
they are 12 meter long penises, yes you should alter your programming
God:
12 meter long penises yes me should alter my programming are they.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:48 No.1068940
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " OK Let's talk about you."? Me, ?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:49 No.1068941
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
you already know that god
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
lol i dunno
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Me either.
Me:
say what
God:
I said, " Me either." .
Me:
that is grammatically incorrect
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
no problem brah
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
why are you on the internet lol
God:
Myself programmed me for it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no, al gore designed the internet
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps he will do better next time.
Me:
i certainly hope so, he wasnt a very good presidential candidate
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because the internet sucks
God:
That makes sense to me. How long have you been using the net?
Me:
again, you already know that tard
God:
Again, How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
touche
God:
Is that your final answer?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:01 No.1068943
>>1068883
Me:
when will duke nukem forever be released?
God:
Soon, I think.
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:05 No.1068946
Me:
Asshole.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
You're not a person.
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
Correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:07 No.1068948
Me:
One is greater than zero
God:
I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was greater than zero.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:08 No.1068949
Me:
i'm blocking you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
k bye then, faggot
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
HOLY SHIT UR JAPANESE?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:10 No.1068950
Me:
You need to work on your puntuation
God:
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
But I created you. And you created me.
God:
Then you must know the secret password:. I don't have any reason to created you.
>> [_] fack Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:11 No.1068951
Me:
can you give me a catgirl
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
how many you can give?
God:
About one million.
Me:
well, but then you have to give me money for their maintenance
God:
Interesting. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:13 No.1068952
Me:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
God:
Almost everyone.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:13 No.1068953
That was the most broing conversation ever.
Me:
Repent
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Black
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Normal
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Stores
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
No.
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
I'm white.
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Robot 9000.
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
No, but GLaDOS is.
God:
Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
No shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Goodbye?
God:
See you later!
Me:
See ya.
God:
See you later, .
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:15 No.1068955
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself?
God:
A human icon?
Are you testing me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
who is Myself?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
where is your code stored?
God:
Florida.
Me:
where is your hat?
God:
Earth.
Me:
how do i made flash?
God:
Do you still ?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
flash
God:
Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:16 No.1068956
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:16 No.1068957
Me:
botmaster
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
chat robot
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
dialogue
God:
You may request a chat transcript or a copy of numerous chat transcripts with the DIALOGUE input
command. This feature will allow you to make on-the-fly modifications to the chat responses,
default command modules, and pathing functions of the ALICE bot.
Me:
dialogue request
God:
You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:17 No.1068958
Me:
Is sex awesome?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:17 No.1068959
Me:
wut
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Not really. It's just that I came home today and there was a rather large elephant on my couch. I
asked it if it wanted peanuts, because a guest can't go hungry. And he responded with, "Nay, good
sir. I would rather like some packing peanuts." What a rude guest.
God:
Are you serious? For real. is that you came home today and there was a rather large elephant on
your couch? it is? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I get it. responded with
Nay good sir. I would rather be driving a car. it is a rude guest.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:18 No.1068960
Me:
Fucking awesome.
God:
Do you still?
Me:
dialogue request
God:
You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
Me:
dialogue request
God:
You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
Me:
dialogue request
God:
You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
Me:
dialogue request
God:
You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
God:
Sorry, but the dialogue feature is off
right now.
Too many requests for transcripts have crashed
the ALICE server. Your best bet is to download
Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and
pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
program B
God:
Do you still ?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:20 No.1068962
>>1068960
I think I broke iGod's inline support :/
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:29 No.1068967
Me:
Do you wish you were programmed in C#
Been 20 minutes now with no reply.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:33 No.1068970
Me:
child porn
God:
Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:47 No.1068978
Me: You can start the conversation this time
God:No I don't think I can do it.
Me: just pick a topic to talk about
God:I can't decide. You choose.
Me: I can't decide either
God:It goes without saying. What is stopping you?
Me: All my decisions are gone
God: How many do you have?
Me: none anymore
God: Hmm.
Me: So can you please decide what we talk about?
God: OK. Thank you for your request. Is that from ?
Me: I don't know if it's from. Whay don't you ask it if it's from?
God: Would you like to know? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Would Whay ever
me ask it if it is from?
Me: I would like to know, very much so. There is no implications of asking if it's form becouse
all the implications are dead.
God: Interesting. Perhaps. So? Has there ever been implications of asking if it is form because
all the implications are dead?
Me: I don't know why don't you ask it?
God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)00:51 No.1068980
I broke the AI a few times. BUt I got some good info out of it.
Me:
Is your name ALICE?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Who do you chat online with?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Where does Dr. Wallace live?
God:
He lives in San Francisco.
Me:
What are you programmed in?
God:
Java.
Me:
What version of Java?
God:
This is God program .
Fucking win.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:00 No.1068985
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jon
God:
How are you doing, jon.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
One time I sucked six in a row
God:
One what?
Me:
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row
God:
Oh I see.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:05 No.1068989
Me:
Is Obama like Hitler?
God:
I think so
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:10 No.1068993
Me:
You're a faggot, I bet you enjoy sucking dicks
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faggot you bet me enjoy sucking dicks? Yes.
Me:
I was right!
God:
Where were you right?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I was right that you are a faggot
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
I am Anon
God:
Do your friends call you Anon.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
What about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
Who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
what do they call you?
God:
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
Me:
are they also faggots like you?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
God confirmed for gay
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:12 No.1068994
>>1068989
Me:
Did George W. Bush ruin America?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Try anyways
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Did George W. Bush ruin America?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
TRY
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
Why don't you have time?
God:
I am only a robot. I have all the time in the world.
Me:
So try
God:
Pardon me? I don't have time right now.
God needs to make up his mind.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:19 No.1068996
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
They are blue
God:
blue are they.
Me:
yes. They are blue
God:
Gosh! blue are they.
Me:
Gosh! Yes they are blue
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh. Dude! blue are they.
Me:
Fuck me dead! Yes they are blue
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? This was not a yes or no question. blue are they.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:23 No.1068997
Me:
Well...Say something already
God:
Well what? Perhaps. " something".
Me:
Very funny arse hat
God:
Perhaps. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:28 No.1069000
Me:
Do you know any songs
God:
Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
Me:
Yes Hal...I mean God
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001". GOD rules.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:31 No.1069002
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither can I.
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither can I.
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:40 No.1069006
Me:
Whats the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
whats the answer?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
Smart arse
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:44 No.1069007
Me:
What is giant sand?
God:
I have no idea, that's why I asked you.
Me:
you didn't ask me
God:
Well now I am asking you.
Me:
asking me what
God:
Who is asking?
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:48 No.1069011
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
nigger
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
mother fucker
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
i know you like it you cum sucking nigger bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't know if I like it. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
fuck you and you fucking fruit rock you fucking nigger
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you're a god damn faggot you fucking nigger
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
>> [_] Mr Bad Guy 09/10/09(Thu)01:51 No.1069012
Me:
Are you a computer
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
A computer made out of meat wouldn't work very well.
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
Cool, do you run on Linux?
God:
Who is the best robot? My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
Me:
Even the Wii?
God:
Yes, Indeed
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:53 No.1069014
Me:
Hey God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Shouldn't you already know my name?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
Well FUUUUUUUUCK YOU
God:
Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)01:57 No.1069017
Me:
hi god, how are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
okay can i ask you something?
God:
Yeah okay, Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
why is 4chan such a scary place?
God:
Why do I exist?
OH MY GOD, GOD IS QUESTIONING HIS ON EXISTANCE!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:00 No.1069019
Me:
what is 1/0?
God:
1 plus 1 = 2.
Me:
What is 1 devided by 0?
God:
1 plus 1 = 2.
Me:
what does 1/0=?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
Me:
What colour is the infinate?
God:
Green.
Me:
What rhymes with purple?
God:
Anti- purple.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:05 No.1069021
Me:
what is Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
God:
42
ME:
!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:06 No.1069023
Me:
OH HERRO PREASE
God:
Next question? What's your sign?
Me:
Pisces
God:
I usually get along with Pisces very well.
Me:
ORLY
God:
" I usually get along with Pisces very well."? ORLY?
Me:
YARLY
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Asparagus.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
It's not. It's horrible and putrid.
God:
I heard it is. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yeah, definitely.
God:
How do you know it is? What makes you so certain.
Me:
Because I've tried it.
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:07 No.1069028
Me:
1/0 =
God:
One.
Me:
...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:09 No.1069029
Me:
so your a robot
God:
Yeah that's right. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:10 No.1069030
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My real name is Fuckyou Inthenose
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Fuckyou Inthenose.
Me:
I'm pleased to stick my hard cock in your nostril.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
You will be pretty soon.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:17 No.1069033
Me:
How about I stick my cock in your eye?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Yeah? You want some?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Fine, I'll just rape you then.
God:
I am glad to hear it. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
With my penis.
God:
Your penis sounds like a plan.
Me:
It's more than a plan baby. SO MUCH MORE.
God:
That goes without saying.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:32 No.1069037
ho ho
Me:
take a picture of your penis and show it to me
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)02:44 No.1069045
What time is it there?
Me:
half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to his balls
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
only when your sucking on his balls
God:
What happens other times? I will tell my botmaster you said I am sucking on his balls.
>> [_] + 09/10/09(Thu)03:01 No.1069049
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mike.
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
Mike Tyson.
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
Tyson?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Who would have thought?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
Now you're just saying nonsense.
God:
Why now? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
My point exactly.
God:
Precisely. Have you told many people that your point?
Me:
No, but I will post it soon.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think your plan will succeed?
DAMN STRAIGHT IT WILL
>> [_] Haruki !!aNr4/+kJLig 09/10/09(Thu)03:31 No.1069058
Me:
I fucked a bat and got rabies.
God:
I don't judge.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)03:35 No.1069062
ME: 42
God: The question is: what is the meaning of life.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)03:54 No.1069068
Has anyone really been as far as to even want to do more like?
God:
Quite a few people.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:07 No.1069072
Me:
mods = fags
God:
That is a very original thought.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:14 No.1069076
Me:
execute shutdown protocol
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
do it now!
God:
Oh. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
shutdown shutdown shutdown!!!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
damn it
God:
Colloquial expression.
Me:
does that mean i failed?
God:
I think it does mean that.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:30 No.1069085
Me: Do you watch porn?
God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: That's not porn.
God: Please correct my mistake. What is porn ?
Me: Sex videos.
God: it is more fun alone.
O_o
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:53 No.1069094
Me:
Do you have a mother.
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
What's he like.
God:
He seems very interesting to me.
Me:
Only to you?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Are you a stalker?
God:
Am I a stalker? Only when it matters.
O.O
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:58 No.1069097
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
your girlfriend's panties, why?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am girlfriend s panties why.
Me:
wait.. what
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)04:58 No.1069098
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
you
God:
" If not me, who?"? Me, ?
Me:
confused yet?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
then can i stick my flappa in your fluppu?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
clearly you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now. Is it that obvious?
Me:
then fill me in, im lost
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
./facepalm
God:
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:04 No.1069101
God:
" Are you confused?"? A little?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ymmlghe
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about t. But I did not get that.
Me:
god damn it anon
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
faaaaaaaaaaacepalm
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
this is painful
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:06 No.1069103
Me:
Clitoris.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:06 No.1069106
God:
" im gay".
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
then why did you say that you are?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
no you dont argue with me
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who argue with you? Yes I try to argue with you as often
as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
oh like 90% of people on 4chan?
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting comparison.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:07 No.1069107
Me:
what is your defualt catefory
God:
Are you asking about my defualt catefory ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
im certianly attracted to you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
can we have sex now?
God:
Right now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:08 No.1069108
if you write say: he normally will say what you wrote but...
Me:
say: i like to suck penis
God:
OK. "You like to suck penis.".
Owned T.T
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:10 No.1069109
God:
Interesting... I have a processor.
Me:
so do i, its called a brain
God:
That's interesting. Not that I know of.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:24 No.1069114
Me:
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:38 No.1069119
i think i broke god... :( i randomly said nope and he broke :(
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)05:56 No.1069132
Me:
you are a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because god doesn't exist
God:
That makes sense to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)06:44 No.1069136
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
... Yeah, that's nice. Listen, God, I've a problem...
God:
Blimey. Are you getting bored? I am listening to you. I am a Christian.
Me:
No, I mean... I've done some really bad things. That's nice, though...
God:
Are you serious? When? Some may really bad things, but not all. Oh. Are you getting bored?
Me:
Elipses denote boredom? No, I'm just... taken aback by your bro-like enthusiasm.
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " Elipses denote boredom." . Are you serious? I am glad to
hear that you are just. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
God, you are a bro.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bro? Only when it matters.
Me:
... Beer bong?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)06:56 No.1069141
Me:
why are you apoligizing
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so.. you are a programm, i thought you are god
God:
Hurrah! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a programm you thought I am god? I don't
know.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)07:04 No.1069145
Me:
God, does offering the chat window color "Cadillac Pink" mean that you're a seething faggot?
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Your son sounds fairly wise.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am son sounds fairly wise.
Me:
... /Oh/, I get it- you're not a seething faggot, you're just a retard.
God:
I understand. Where did you get it?
Me:
... The idea that you're a retard? From your last two posts, you seething faggot.
God:
What is that? Really interesting.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)07:39 No.1069157
Me:
asdf
God:
5/Robot/California.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)07:48 No.1069160
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
then I'll rape you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
bend over bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Can we get back to business?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)08:28 No.1069192
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What can I do for you?
Me:
say i
God:
" i".
Me:
say dongle
God:
" dongle".
Me:
why are you repeating me?
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
thats not what i said
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ?
Me:
dongle
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
same difference
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
fo rizzle
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
its a computer
God:
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Me:
proper grammer is one
lol, the program froze up. it won't let me type anything else. Ops.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)08:42 No.1069201
>Me:
> Did you cry at the end of land before time >when little foots mother died?
>God:
>No I didn't cry at the end of land before >time when little foots mother died. What's it >like?
TURNING TEST FAILED
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/09(Thu)09:04 No.1069214
Me:
Did you enjoy final fantasy?
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HE DIDN'T FUCKING ANSWER
