File: ApertureScience17.swf-(80 KB, 800x600, Other)
[_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)18:52:44 No.2891688
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)18:56:09 No.2891690
shit don't work
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)18:58:53 No.2891691
>>2891690
Type in Help or LOGIN
The password is PORTAL
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)18:59:10 No.2891692
What are we supposed to write in ?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:03:23 No.2891694
1. Type Login
2. For username put Chell
3. Password is Portal
4. I'm so fucking confused.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:08:18 No.2891696
>>2891694
Did this and have gotten even farther. A lot father.
>> [_] Anornamoose 08/31/15(Mon)19:10:32 No.2891698
>>2891696
CJOHNSON
TIER3
THECAKEISALIE
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:11:05 No.2891700
>>2891694
next type APPLY
Then continue
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:12:50 No.2891701
Once your logged in type list and it will show a single executable file though I have no Idea how
to get the file to run. I believe it functions like a linux console but I'm no good with those so
if someone knows how to run the file we could get farther.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:15:26 No.2891704
Large Egret is 1258
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:29:16 No.2891718
>>2891704
Thank you.
You saved me a bit of searching there.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:32:51 No.2891722
I did this thing start to finish waybackwhen on the official website. I went so far as to write
down the code it asks you to memorize. Even if you type it in exactly with or without brackets it
still says its incorrect. Lazy bullshit. made me mad then, still says the exact verbatim code is
wrong. FUck you valve you lazy nigger fucks.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:39:32 No.2891726
>>2891722
Wow same thing just happened to me
I'm pretty disappointed now
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)19:53:57 No.2891733
THE FUCKING UIN(+L) KEEPS CHANGING O FUCK I'M DOOMED
Do I require SOCKS to be part of my uniform?
>hippies detected
...damn, it found out I'm a liar...
fuck. How long to wait before the Computer-Aided-Enrichcment Crisis Team arrives?
I don't like not typing "continue" as long as I'm instructed not to type it.
COME AT ME GLADoS YOU FUCKING ELECTRONIC WHORE!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:06:45 No.2891746
> If you died tomorrow, would anyone miss you?
...
This stopped being fun.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:08:49 No.2891747
>>2891746
what are you talking about anon?
I'm starting to having fun now
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:32:07 No.2891757
but .. but ..
I do know what 'regicide' means ...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:36:59 No.2891759
This is not POSIX compilant.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:40:52 No.2891762
even if you didnt want to listen to anyone here you could have typed in dir which would have
listed the directories - forcing it to say it had "apply.exe" as an option... then typing apply
works because you cant type the "." i swear no one even tries anything anymore before complaining
of how they are confused.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:43:24 No.2891764
>>2891759
You are not english "compliant"!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:46:46 No.2891768
>>2891762
I'm soooorry we don't all work at NASA, with our fancy computers coding new ways for google to
make money, like yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)20:52:20 No.2891770
>>2891688
Guys, where is this comming from it's the first time it's posted here. can we have some
explaination/link or something please ?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:00:20 No.2891773
>>2891768
Dude, I learned this kind of computer use in 6th grade on a Prime 1000 long before Windows
existed. This is rudimentary and fundamental.
Makes plain sense to type DIR at a flashing green caret.
Pfft. Interweb babies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:16:11 No.2891781
So, anyone else notice the gently flashing letters every now and then throughout the flash?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:28:24 No.2891789
>>2891773
They could have just typed help after logging in and then tried all the functions.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:29:54 No.2891791
> text game
> 2015
how boring and lame you gotta be to play crap like this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:35:39 No.2891794
>>2891791
>newfag at life
>2015
how boring and lame do you have to be not to respect all forms of games? not just new games
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:40:06 No.2891801
>>2891794
OH SNAP
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:42:58 No.2891803
After logging in type: Play Portal
It takes you to an unavailable YouTube video.
Anyone know what it was?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:48:24 No.2891806
>>2891803
I have no clue.
It does the same thing for Portal 2.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:53:41 No.2891810
>>2891803
Google'd the link this is what you get
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1GIWA_enUS625US625&ion=1&espv=2&i
e=UTF-8#q=youtube+backup+https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0h50K2NVJHM
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:53:53 No.2891811
oooooweeeeeooooooo
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:54:23 No.2891812
>>2891762
>typing dir
>not typing ls
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:55:34 No.2891813
>>2891701
not understanding dos... you fail at computers
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:57:32 No.2891814
>>2891810
Also, if you type in "Bye" it redirects you to Steam
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)21:58:04 No.2891816
>>2891812
one command is useful, one is not
>> [_] Anornamoose 08/31/15(Mon)22:11:55 No.2891825
>>2891814
if you type valve, itll also say goodbye to you before it redirects
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)22:32:50 No.2891836
ITT: kidlets who know a basic command prompt commands complain about those who don't.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)22:53:33 No.2891847
>>2891794
kek SERVED
>>2891812
No Country For Old Linuxfags
>>2891836
They seem to have a better grasp of shell navigation than you do of English...
