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[_] Let me tell you a story. Anonymous 01/01/16(Fri)23:43:27 No.2989742
And the moral is?
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)00:17:01 No.2989756
THIS IS THE OLDEST SHIT. THANK YOU OP I NEEDED THIS. GIVE ME YOUR BABIES NOW
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)03:20:59 No.2989915
AHHHH STILL GOLD AHHAHAH
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)04:13:16 No.2989936
Is the joke supposed to be a pun on "dick" and "wood", which are both colloquialisms for "penis"?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)05:27:48 No.2989957
>>2989936
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS A FUCKING LEGENDARY TALE ABOUT GODDAMN JAMES HE CHOPPED OFF HIS DICK IN
1997 MEANT TO HIT THE LOG YOU KNOW IT JUST SORTA HAPPENED I GUESS