File: Star Wars in the head of a clone.swf-(1.56 MB, 500x245, Other)
[_] Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)22:08:10 No.

  Just watched The Force Awakens. I really loved it.

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>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 12/19/15(Sat)22:11:40 No.

  nb4 all the shitheads who keep going on about 'it's not REAL star wars' or 'hyped up'.
  Go fuck yourself with a burnt out saber you dum fucks.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)22:16:36 No.

  My boy with the narrative from Star Wars Battlefront 2

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)23:04:21 No.

  inb4 all the baiters telling people "Han solo dies" "Kylo Ren is actually Han Solo's son" and
  that Luke Skywalker is the new shit lord.

  Too many people trying to get attention baiting others over some hyped up crap that lasts a few
  weeks and is never thought about again.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)23:06:48 No.

  >>2980681
  The script for this leaked before the last movie came out, how is anyone surprised by any of this?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/15(Sat)23:17:43 No.

  >>2980683
  You'd be surprised how many people are surprised by this :/

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)00:37:06 No.

  >>2980681
  two of those aren't even treated as surprises and it was pretty obvious he'd get be killed off
  somehow

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)00:55:06 No.

  it was good. But the storm troopers actually hit alot of their shots

  That triggered me.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)00:57:36 No.

  >>2980758
  when? did we watch the same movie? They still died like lemmings and hit jack shit

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:01:03 No.

  As usual they had women fighting in battles and as usual none of them died. Because in mainstream
  girls are stronk but girls never died, and if one does it is a big deal (while a hundred guys can
  die without so much of a closeup).

  I wonder how they could take in a whole sun into a small planet without it collapsing from
  gravity. Guess it's done via magic (or "the force").

  New force ability in the movie btw: Timestop. A laser round was suspended in mid air and when let
  go it continued with the same momentum (meaning time resumed, it was not a regular "force grab").

  Funny how Luke Skywalker had to train against bots to get decent with fighting with a lightsaber
  and train for some time with Yoda to be able to use the force, but this grrl comes along and
  defeats one of the strongest evil jedis alive without any training at all, even though he has
  been using them and the force for his whole life. The black trooper was pretty damn good with a
  sword as well.

  Also, anyone else noticed how they kept calling her "girl" even though she is quite clearly a
  woman? My guess is that they didn't go full retard with this, Disney just know that mainly kids
  will watch this and are trying to indoctrinate girls that they are strong. Or rather, teach boys
  that girls are stronk (further proven by her annoyance over him grabbing her by the hand early in
  the movie, I guess these days it's a bad thing wanting to protect a strong and independent womyn).

  All in all, pretty good movie for what it's worth. And that's not coming from a Star Wars fan.
  It's feels very mainstream and overly politically correct though. There's also a huge lack of the
  jar-jar race (did they just disappear) and the backstory is laughable... What happened exactly to
  make these new bad guys the bad guys in the universe?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:10:32 No.

  >>2980759
  >be born into the empire/first order/whatever its the same thing
  >join imperial academy
  >years of military training
  >active duty
  >regular drills and combat
  >heroes come along
  >somehow fire 50 shots without hitting anything

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:14:05 No.

  >>2980772
  >be born into the empire/first order/whatever its the same thing
  aren't they the clones of mango fett?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:16:50 No.

  >>2980774
  Not actual clones anymore. Just kids abducted from conquered villages or something

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:24:56 No.

  >>2980762
  well when they actually fight at the end the sith babby had been shot in the gut with the Chewy's
  bowcaster, which had killed armored storm troopers and sent them flying on multiple occasions.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:26:10 No.

  >>2980776
  >be born in ebola planet of nigger nebula
  >be kidnapped by the empire
  >receive little to no training since we all die from ebola or aids eventually
  >they just train us to execute simple orders and not to chimp out
  >heroes come along
  >sheeeeeit
  >expecting to shoot successfully at master jedis
  they should had stick with the clones

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:27:00 No.

  >>2980781
  well the clones didn't fucking miss, hell I saw them hit a lot in the prequels

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:29:22 No.

  >>2980762
  >timestop
  Statis is a pretty old force power.

  I'm pretty sure that use of a vibroblade is a part of stormtrooper training, although blasters
  are just better overall, so that's why they use them.

  I agree that it's weird that Rey was so good, but we do see that she has some practical
  experience with melee weapons.

  Kylo Ren isn't confident and he was pretty shaken by Rey, also he had just been shot by a
  bowcaster, which probably hurt pretty bad.

  There's obviously not going to be any Gungans, since Gungans are natives of Naboo and rarely
  leave the planet. The backstory is all the other movies.. so... The bad guys are the bad guys
  because they are controlled by a dark jedi, basically making them immediately the worst thing in
  the Galaxy.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)01:32:00 No.

  >>2980781
  >>2980774
  The clones were really short lived, literally, they had much shorter life spans than average
  people. Also, their fighting ability deteriorated because of how quickly they aged. In fact, Luke
  was considering leaving his home to become a Storm Trooper before his aunt and uncle were killed.