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[_] chill thread woowoo Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:23:04 No.3007548
anyone ever just wake up stressed out? i wake up this morning and it felt like i just fucking
fought someone. like i went through adrenaline or something. ive had nightmares before, but
theyve never done that to me before
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:53:43 No.3007564
muthafuckin fly guy is the chillest bro thats ever been on the internet
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)17:54:57 No.3007612
Nice chill, bro.
Yeah, we're under all that East Coast snow (and snow removal is my biz) and the boss had a wild
boar up his ass today, threw an Alpha tantrum, and walked off the job. We finished without him in
record time, but was wound up like an atomic clock.
Thanks for the smooth wave, this, a nice Cerialized vape, and dry socks... I'm much better now.
Like I could fly to the chimp in the sky.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)17:58:49 No.3007614
>>3007612
>wageslave detected
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:16:32 No.3007620
>>3007614
Paying easy money for my apartment, nice yummy meals, vape and herb.... sure beats scumming by on
the freeloader plan.
Yeah, I've been a wagekuk, and a neet... I've lived under the bridge and in the Hilton, punched
clocks and shoe thieves.
But I don't punch anything anymore, I just hustle a little for stupid easy under-the-table gigs
that pay stupid big franklins.
Guess what? My next gig is working an hour a day on my upcoming patron's website in exchange for
a free apartment. Fuck, doesn't get any better than that. Beats driving in the snow, and I STILL
got all day to work *my own* hu$tle.
So, if that's the life of a wageslave, throw the chain on my neck.
I hope your method is working for you. How's that Chef Boyardee? Is it hard to cook on a hotplate
in your Mom's basement? Been so long, I can't remember. :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:20:18 No.3007622
>>3007620
>>How's that Chef Boyardee?
>implying I don't come from a noble family
>implying I don't cook fancy meals with the highest quality ingredients in my fancy and
consistently well stocked kitchen when I get hungry
>implying I live in a basement when I have my own sizable room on a high floor with a deck
overlooking the city
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:20:23 No.3007623
>>3007612
>>3007620
Get a blog
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:52:21 No.3007639
new pasta?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)19:33:16 No.3007657
>>3007622
Sorry Batman, didn't know you were posting in this thread. Carry on, and thanks for keeping
Gotham safe.
>>3007623
Already have one right here.
Why not actually contribute to a conversation instead of spouting customary quips? The topic here
happens to be "chill".
>>3007639
God I hope not. Bad enough my shitty flashes get reposted here.
