File: DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.swf-(2 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] IM TELLING YOU MAN Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:19:46 No.3005961
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:24:35 No.3005963
Alright then I won't.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:25:54 No.3005964
It's good to see that even in today's world of pussified idiot-proof tech some of these things
still work
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:26:06 No.3005966
>>3005963
GOOD, IT''S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:27:20 No.3005967
>>3005964
i actually havn't tested it. it does work, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:32:08 No.3005970
oh yes, it does. had to ctrl+alt+del chrome.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:37:48 No.3005972
Ha, you can't compete with my ctrl+w skills. It made me loose all my other tabs, but I won.... I
won!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:39:08 No.3005973
>>3005961
Your button sucks, I had time to manually close the tab.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:41:12 No.3005975
Ha, reminds me of middle school pranks. Good old days.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:42:07 No.3005976
>>3005973
you know of a way i can improve this?
var nig:Boolean;
nig = false;
function nog(event:Event):void
{
if (nig == true)
{
navigateToURL(new URLRequest("http://meatspin.com/"), "_blank");
}
}
function nigger(event:MouseEvent):void
{
nig = true;
}
df.addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK,nigger);
addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, nog);
df is the button, frame rate is 120 fps
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:51:28 No.3005980
>>3005976
>nig
>nog()
the foo bar of old /g/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:51:59 No.3005982
>Chrome only makes a single one open on click
>uBlock blocks that one
no fucks given
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:52:14 No.3005983
>>3005961
clever
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:53:16 No.3005985
>>3005982
but at the end of the day you loose because you are using chrome
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:53:37 No.3005987
TIL standard IE popup blocker works.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)14:57:57 No.3005991
>>3005985
It's either chrome or firefox nightly. Nothing else worth using atm.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:04:51 No.3005995
>>3005985
>muh botnet
More like
>I'm too retarded to turn off options that have been present since version 0.3
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:10:15 No.3006002
>>3005976
Hmm, does Flash have threading support like JS web-workers?
Could try that if it does.
Mind you, it might have no access to it, like how web-workers spec has a subset of JS, no DOM and
other shit like that.
I don't know much about Flash code at all.
I have been meaning to learn it just for fun.
Any timer support? Could use that over FPS-locked events.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:19:23 No.3006009
>Ctrl+Shift+W
Do I win?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:26:07 No.3006013
>>3006002
>I don't know much about Flash code at all.
>I have been meaning to learn it just for fun.
pretty much the same position as you. what you see here is basically the extent of my knowledge.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:37:47 No.3006022
>>3006002
just lern2flash you 17 year old asslicker
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:44:21 No.3006024
>>3006022
I am 29 you faggot.
I already know several languages and use them frequently.
Flash just isn't one of them I found a need to learn.
It is in the "learn for fun" list.
I promise when I do learn it, I will make all the shitty /f/ meme games. Time to get out the /f/
archives again.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:46:26 No.3006025
>>3006024
>I am 29 you faggot.
And you sound like a retarded highschooler who just finished his first CS class. Congratulations.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:47:41 No.3006026
>>3006025
I'm not OP, if you are wondering.
I've been programming from the age of 9.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:48:57 No.3006027
>>3006026
>>>/global/rules/2
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:50:53 No.3006030
>>3006027
Great argument you have there, kiddo.
Where'd you get it, shit?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:52:39 No.3006032
>>3006030
up your dick canal
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:53:39 No.3006034
I did it anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:53:59 No.3006035
>>3006032
Small canal.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)15:54:19 No.3006036
>>3006034
was it fun?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)16:08:56 No.3006042
Sorry OP nobody uses Netscape anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)16:51:43 No.3006071
>>3005972
>I won!
M-me too, anon
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)16:56:25 No.3006075
fuck you i do what i want!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)17:25:01 No.3006097
>>3006036
It was alright. Pop ups.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)17:31:26 No.3006101
https://a.pomf.cat/vcnuew.png
Request policy is pretty good.
