File: This is 4chan, Bringer of Pain.swf-(334 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Old Fag Tiem | Zone Anonymous 06/11/16(Sat)19:05:44 No.3096947
I have christmas ones as well 'v'
Fuck you post time limit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/16(Sat)22:03:42 No.3097030
Inthebeginning,therewasMoot.OnthefirstdayMootcreated4chan,andsaid"Lo,thisis4chan,bri
ngerofpain".OntheseconddayMootcreatedAnonymous.AnonymousbecamelonelysoMootcreatedBri
dget.AnonymouscomplainedofthistrapbutMootproclaimed"Therearenogirlsontheinternets,Br
idgetwillsuffice".OnthethirddayMootgavemantripcode."Beholdtripcode"hesaid"onlyyewhow
ishtoforgivemayperform."OnthefourthdayMootcreated/b/,andmanyofAnonymousrejoiced.Onth
efifthdaytheservercrashedandMoot'screationwasindisarray,MYSQLerrorskilledoffmanyanon
ymous,withnomercy.Onthesixthdaytherewassticky,manycomplainedofthestickywithfuriousou
tcry"zOMGth1sst1ckysuX0rsZ".OntheseventhdayMootsold4chan.Ass.Andlo,RaptorJesus'disci
pleMootsaidunto4chan"I'mgoingtoMexico.4chandies."Andtheworldwasmadedark.Andthe/b/tar
dscriedout,"Moot,Moot,whyhastthouforsakenus?Andsuddenly,Isaw
before me the ruins of 4chan. And I saw visions of /b/tards wailing and gnashing their teeth, and
lo I saw happy negro crying. And the horde dispersed and went unto the neighboring lands of
IIchan, WTFux, and Onechan. . And the people of Idlechan said unto the children of /b/ "Bring us
your tripcode fags that we might force anon on them" And there was a murmur amongst the crowd.
Many thought that this was a good idea, and readily sent up the unanonymous. But others amongst
them said, "is this not blasphemy against Lord Moot, did he not say that anonymous must be so of
his own choosing?” And they were distraught. But lo, the people of /b/ heard a host of heavenly
voices from the darkness instructing them to follow the steps of Spiner, and verily they spoke
unto the /b/tards. Come unto http://spi.iichan.net/fb/wakaba.htm, and thee will be given shelter.
And there was much rejoicing.
