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[_] Gee, It sure is Boring around here... Ben Shapiro 05/26/16(Thu)02:21:51 No.3087961
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)04:31:52 No.3087992
Go to bed, Emily.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:46:03 No.3088051
the sickest chick who ever fucked the dead. Youcis is the lord.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:56:24 No.3088053
What is the song?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)12:10:14 No.3088055
>>3088051
uh oh I see the beginings of a cult or maybe a religion...,
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)12:18:17 No.3088058
>>3088055
I'll sign up
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)12:43:06 No.3088060
>>3088058
hmmm I wonder how she would feel about it if I became highpreist and started passing around the
donation plate...I'd have to put in a lot of time creating doctrine and writing scripture based
off her alfernesses views and animations. it would be true "dogma"
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)12:51:16 No.3088064
>>3088060
>"dogma"
hehehehe... I see what you did there!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)13:16:02 No.3088066
one thing we would have to make a mental construct for is that religions offer you something in
turn for obedience and sacrifice ( monetary or financial) the threee desert religions offer
afterlife Hindu/Buddhism offer nirvana reincarnation and inclusion into the great cosmic
conscienceness what should alferjesus offer?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)13:17:22 No.3088067
also all religions offer you forgiveness or acceptance for past misdeads on the condition of
repentance and future good will
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)13:19:20 No.3088068
oh and most religions fail when it comes to integrating current science to make alferism work it
has to be rugged enough to withstand changes in current knowlege base..
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)13:42:35 No.3088078
start putting mixtapes on sd cards inside of crackerjack bags
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)13:43:25 No.3088079
>>3088067
>redemption
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)14:32:41 No.3088094
I want to join the religion
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)15:17:58 No.3088113
I want to hold hands with Em
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)15:36:03 No.3088118
Kek. Can't believe this lasted though the night.
You are all welcome to join my Alfer Cult. Ples, offer yourselves up to him. In return he will
grant you with atleast 25 more years of guaranteed Animated Bliss.
New, Best Alfer coming soon.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)15:54:55 No.3088126
>>3088118
Movie when?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)15:59:05 No.3088128
>>3088118
Next 7.5 minute segment of the movie is coming out in 2-3 months I'd say. Over halfway done.
The first half hour is already done and online, in a few different parts. I'm going to continue
releasing it in segments until it is finished. So got about 2 thirds to go, probably will take me
2-3 years longer to complete in the entirety.
Not trying to rush, but I need to finish it before the Global Communist Dictatorship takes over.
2020 sounds like a good year to release a film. Hopefully we are not too far gone by that time.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:00:05 No.3088130
>>3088128
meant for
>>3088126
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 05/26/16(Thu)16:02:31 No.3088131
I relate to Alfred on a mental / emotional level.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:06:36 No.3088134
>>3088130
Many ty, good luck on passage to success and capturing hearts of future supporters
>> [_] Ben Shapiro 05/26/16(Thu)16:12:58 No.3088137
>>3088134
>>3088131
thanks goys <3
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 05/26/16(Thu)16:29:10 No.3088141
>>3088137
senpai noticed me ´ ͜>´
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:33:56 No.3088143
When we receive communion, will it be a Pistachio? Or will we just be offered a piece of Alfer's
flesh like
"Eat this, for it is my body. No, it's not fucking bread, it's real goddamn meat, just eat it.
This isn't symbolism, bitch."
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:35:27 No.3088144
>>3088143
I want Alfreds meat
if you know what I mean
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:37:06 No.3088145
I totally do not relate to Alfred on a mental / emotional level, thankfully.. But I do find it
enjoyable watching him in a voyeuristic fashion.... Good Stuff!!!! :D
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)16:38:58 No.3088147
>>3088053
calvin harris - acceptible in the 80's