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>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)01:49 No.37512 OP P1
SIMSEH 2 - Milkania
Just making this to complete the series as of now.
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simseh_2_milkania.swf (44.79 MiB)
720x438, Compressed. 166 frames, 30 fps (00:06).
Ver15, AS1/AS2. Network access: No. Text: Yes.
Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: No. <METADATA>
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>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)04:40 No.37516 A P2R1
Controls for sex? I'm rolling my face on the keyboard and it's... almost working, I guess?
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)07:29 No.37522 B P3R2
Game is shit, too bad the first one was actually a lot of fun it doesn't seem right that the
first enemy in the game is all but invincible or that seeding has been rendered completely
unfappable by the god awful sexual combat thousand spacebar spam system, which for the life of
me I can't figure out how to finish.
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)10:06 No.37526 C P4R3
Just ambush the first enemy from beneath and grab them, then mash space to fill your bar faster
and fuck them. Press the arrow keys that turn red.
Still, too much button mashing and not enough enjoying the sex.
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)10:58 No.37528 D P5R4
You just can't win no how much you mash.
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)11:04 No.37529 E P6R5
First I was like "wow, new SIMSEH, should be awesome"
And then I was like "wtf, it's pretty lame, even for ordinary sex platformer"
PS final task for 1000 resourses reward you only with few shitty pics
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)11:24 No.37530 C P7R6
Press E when in the actual fucking to end it. This will incapacitate the elf until you change
screens. Press E again to fuck her again, maybe in a different position. If you fuck too long
your pink ring empties and you pass out. When fucking a heart appears and the WASD will change
positions. Use the position that has the corresponding arrow turn red to fill the heart while
you keep pressing space. If you press E when the heart is full you will get a point towards your
elves fucked.
You can fuck the elf who is sucking off the wizard for free points to upgrade without exhausting
yourself.
Basically just interact with everything and new/old stuff might become interactable.
If you hold down the space bar a bit before pressing it again it fills your meters faster.
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)13:00 No.37531 F P8R7
To call this a sequel to Hornbrook is a disgrace.
I am ashamed to have wanted this game.
>> Anonymous 11aug2016(th)18:33 No.37538 G P9R8
Jesus christ I'm just gonna wait for a hack.
...And even if the hack comes and fixes sex to not be garbage, and removes the "wait to level
up" system... this game is still going to be worse than hornbrook. In large part because I'd
rather play as a shota than green fucking goblin watch out spiderman he comin fo yo butt
Also, the scenery is bloody atrocious, especially the plants. "oh, let's paint this shit red and
purple and also green, it's not gonna look like puke at all". I literally couldn't tell what's
interactable, what's just decor/obstacle and what's in the fucking background.
>> Anonymous 12aug2016(fr)12:14 No.37569 H P10R9
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Did someone purposely gimp the spacebar as a joke? This shit is unplayable. Someone hack this
quick. It's a disgrace.
>> Anonymous 12aug2016(fr)17:52 No.37577 C P11R10
Tapping space slightly slower is actually better. If you hold it down the bar fills very fast
for a brief period of time and then you have to press it again. Upgrading your "Prowess" stat
will improve this dramatically. It's not that hard at all. If you have trouble, just upgrade
your agility stat once and then run all the way to the elf sucking off the wizard and fuck that
elf infinitely until you have enough points to max out your prowess. Or hell, max out
everything. I think Endurance or Drive is how long your pink fucking meter thing lasts too. With
all stats maxed out you can get elves to submit by casually pressing space and you can easily
fuck them to capacity multiple times before becoming exhausted.
Not really defending this shitty game design but I'd like to help everyone actually access the
content that's here before someone cracks it.
Oh yeah, in case you have trouble GETTING to the before mentioned elf sucking off a wizard, grab
the vine on the top right of the orc village, head all the way right, jump down twice, talk to
the robot, go back to the village and at the bottom interact with the stairway going down, jump
to the left then jump down and walk right and interact with the pink biodroid to take the dagger
the robot wants. He'll get out of your way, so interact with the wall he was near to go to the
next area. Just run under the elf for now and interact with the far right wall to go further. An
elf will fall from the roof so just quickly run to the right to avoid her and jump up into the
building. Interact with the top right wall to enter and now jump down twice and head all the way
right. You need to jump up twice but there is an elf one level above you. If you want to avoid
or grab her it's best to stand directly under her. Either way, two levels up is the elf and the
orc wizard. You can just interact
with them and because it's not a grapple fuck you can just keep fucking the elf indefinitely for
the point bonus until you're finished and press space a few times to climax.
Then it's just a matter of exploring and grabbing every item and interacting with every NPC and
object, etc but the game will be significantly easier if you're starting with max stats by just
leaving the window open for a while fucking the elf for enough points to do so.
>> Anonymous 16aug2016(tu)15:47 No.37756 I P12R11
well at least the music is better?
What is the song that plays while you are in the spaceship anyways?
>> Anonymous 18aug2016(th)04:31 No.37855 J P13R12
I don't even know what the fuck to do at the start. Went through all the doors, instructions
unclear pls halp.
>> Anonymous 21aug2016(su)13:24 No.38025 K P14R13
so once your stats are maxed out, dont go back to the wizards place, you seemingly cannot be
ko'd and i cannot find a way to die of get off that map without doing so
>> Anonymous 21aug2016(su)13:25 No.38026 K P15
nm after doing the check multiple times it finally worked.
>> Anonymous 31aug2016(we)19:16 No.38647 L P16R14
>>37756
Its a slow version of this.
Night Tempo センパイ - Night Cruising
>> Anonymous 1sep2016(th)08:53 No.38681 M P17R15
what was so wrong with the original game design (the first game) that would warrant such an
extreme change in gameplay
>> Anonymous 1sep2016(th)12:13 No.38682 N P18R16
Why the fuck do fucking porn/hentai devs always try to make a real game?
REAL GAMES ARE PLAYED WITH TWO HANDS! PORN GAMES ARE PLAYED WITH ONE!
Fuck off with your twitch gameplay, who the fuck needs gameplay in a porn game?
>> Anonymous 5sep2016(mo)10:11 No.38780 O P19R17
I was really looking forward to a sequel too, not this bullshit.
>> Anonymous 11sep2016(su)01:19 No.38912 I P20R18
>>38647
thanks a ton man, love this tune
>> Anonymous 12sep2016(mo)06:02 No.38941 P P21R19
>>38682
>Not being born with three hands
I don't even want to think about how pathetic you are
>> Anonymous 17sep2016(sa)16:18 No.39112 Q P22R20
This does suck, to much mashing of space bar or other buttons, animations are kind of meh, none
clear what to do in beginning or where to go, for new game this just sucks hard.
First game was leagues better then this crap
>> Anonymous 17sep2016(sa)21:51 No.39121 R P23R21
I don't understand how to even start the sex. I simply get killed every time I try to do it.
>> Anonymous 17sep2016(sa)23:11 No.39124 R P24
Fucking hell, you can't even cheat using a space key script. It just doesn't work
>> Anonymous 18sep2016(su)04:04 No.39132 S P25R22
how do you finish? i've fucked the matriarch, and the only objective left says fuck milkania
>> Anonymous 19sep2016(mo)03:41 No.39171 T P26R23
Honestly, I think the biggest issue with the game is that you really can't do anything until the
last two stats are maxed out, and you can only level them up by leaving the game running for 15
minutes without any player input. That's just shit game design. The mashing space bar isn't
really a problem, it's the fact that even after you succeed at it you end up killing yourself
with fucking. Once your stats are maxed the game has fewer problems, but it is still really
unclear where you are meant to go and what your goals are. You just end up interacting with
every pixel on screen until you randomly find the right one.
4/10 Not even close to as enjoyable as the original. Art style decent, but gameplay clearly an
unfinished mess.
>> Anonymous 19sep2016(mo)15:00 No.39191 U P27R24
Hold space and mash wsad - it works best.
>> Anonymous 19sep2016(mo)20:08 No.39200 V P28R25
>>39171
15 minutes isn't enough even when you're fucking the wizard's slut.
>> Anonymous 19sep2016(mo)20:11 No.39201 V P29
>>39132
go back to the stabbed sexbot in the cellar. then go past the recreation station to a new door
and fuck pinkie. you'll have a bunch of customizable copies of the fuckables in the game appear
in the mainframe room. and then you have to actually fuck enough to generate 1000 transcendium.
it's not really worth it, but I have the game running in another tab to see what happens after
that. because autism.
>> Anonymous 19sep2016(mo)21:13 No.39205 V P30
hahahaha
just not I got to about 490
then it crashed
>> Anonymous 20sep2016(tu)00:46 No.39209 W P31R26
if some-one posted a hacked version of this it'd be better..
>> Anonymous 20sep2016(tu)03:11 No.39213 X P32R27
Why do I waste my time with this shit?
i can't even fuck because after 2 strikes I'm dead and I don't even have time to grab since
they're so fast
>> Anonymous 20sep2016(tu)04:04 No.39216 Y P33R28
After you get 1000 transcendium and talk to the pink android you unlock the ending and get these
images.
http://s11 .postimg .org/kvpuzrikj/image .png
http://s11 .postimg .org/7g7fo1zgj/image .png
http://s11 .postimg .org/505ma7hdv/image .png
http://s11 .postimg .org/iv3wsobsz/image .png
http://s11 .postimg .org/kbffatepv/image .png
>> Anonymous 20sep2016(tu)04:53 No.39219 Z P34R29
>>39216
Thank you for your sacrifice. I'll remember you forever for this. And I'll never play this.
>> Anonymous 20sep2016(tu)08:02 No.39228 AA P35
>>39216
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>> Anonymous 21sep2016(we)16:42 No.39259 V P36R30
>>39216
wow, that sucks balls.
>> Anonymous 21sep2016(we)23:12 No.39266 R P37R31
>>39259
sums up the entire game perfectly. what a massive shitfest.
>> Anonymous 22sep2016(th)09:41 No.39277 AB P38R32
Once I fill my 20 quota is isn't doing shit. I've sent the orcs off to become drones but they
just fucking vanished. I can't find anything to do after this point.
I only give a flying fuck because I hacked this POS and I'm trying to bug test it to make sure I
haven't broken it (more than it already is). Fuck playing this legit.
>> Anonymous 22sep2016(th)10:28 No.39278 AB P39
>>39277
Got there in the end. This is such shit. Does anyone even want to see this hacked?
