File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)22:35:47 No.3191243
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)22:50:17 No.3191247
this makes for some pretty shitty beef stroganaff
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)22:54:36 No.3191248
>>3191243
who the fuck boils tomatoes and onions in milk to make a stroganoff?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)23:04:43 No.3191251
I enjoy the replies this gets each time.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)23:13:00 No.3191255
>VAS HOPINK FOR LIFE OF BORIS COOKING VEEDEO
>VAS DISSAPOINT
>CYKA BLYAT
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)23:47:10 No.3191266
>Boys don't know this.
C-could the message of this clip be that girls are shit at cooking? Has the joke gone over our
heads this whole time?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)23:52:16 No.3191268
>Tfw no noodles
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)00:10:16 No.3191273
Symphogear is such a stupid show
That's why I love it
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)00:16:55 No.3191278
*IS CHOPPERED OVER TO BITCH SCHOOL IN A HUEY WITH SIDE MOUNTED MINIGUN*
*HAS PILOT BRING US LEVEL TO THE CLASSROOM*
*BEGINS TO FILL DUMB BITCHES WITH GLOWING LEAD*
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)00:34:19 No.3191283
>>3191248
well, they clearly state that boys dont know of this
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)00:44:59 No.3191287
that bitch is gonna cut her wrists with that knife safety.
also who the fuck knows beef stroganaff from anime and manga. ffs japan it's not even your food
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:36:03 No.3191307
This flash sure triggers people
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:42:55 No.3191310
Is this recipe actually legit, though? I want to try making it, but I don't want to go to walmart
and get tomatoes right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:48:51 No.3191312
how about you eat my fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:53:34 No.3191315
>>3191310
you could follow that recipe or you could follow one that fucking braindead japs schoolgirls
didn't fuck up. The two essential vegetables for stroganoff is onions and mushroom. you can add
garlic and green onion if you want. just look up an actual recipe it's really simple. (but
tomatoes what the fuck why japan).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:54:13 No.3191317
>>3191310
Don't do it, it's not kosher.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)01:54:36 No.3191318
do >people think this sounds >good?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:00:46 No.3191321
>>3191315
I borrowed a tomato from my neighbor just now. Maybe I should just try the recipe in the swf.
They might be onto something.
That, and I only have one garlic left.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:01:39 No.3191322
>>3191315
Seems like they mixed it up with other meat stews like porkolt.
It'd still be a bloody awful porkolt though.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:04:09 No.3191324
>>3191321
how does one borrow a tomato
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:06:46 No.3191325
>>3191321
Well at least you'll have a chance to return the borrowed tomato afterwards.
At least brown the onions and mushrooms a bit if you really must do it.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:09:07 No.3191326
>>3191322
I can't afford foreign meat. I'm using the hamburger meat from this freezer TV dinner thing. I
just microwaved and cut the two patties up into little pieces.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:11:24 No.3191328
>>3191326
Please film the cooking and post it to /ck/ afterwards.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:14:12 No.3191332
>>3191324
The have a garden in their back yard. I just took one from there. I'll buy another tomato later
and just replace the old one in the garden.
>>3191325
I'm not really good at browning. When I read instructions on how to do it online, I get a
headache.
So far it seems to be turning out okay.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:16:11 No.3191334
>>3191328
I don't have a camera and my kitchen looks like vomit. I'll come back and say what it ended up
tasting like when I'm done, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:16:26 No.3191335
>>3191326
gg
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:16:59 No.3191336
>>3191334
Pics or it didn't happen.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:18:42 No.3191337
>>3191334
Wait please, you at least have a camera on your phone?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:24:46 No.3191341
>>3191337
I'm poor, man. I can't afford a smartphone. I don't even pay for my own internet. That's my
neighbor's too. If I get a camera, I'll make it again and post it, though.
I don't go on /ck/ so I don't really know what the community is like there but sure I'll video
myself making and eating it whenever I end up getting spendable money.
But anyways I tried it out. It's probably a little undercooked but I'm going to finish this bowl
and talk about the taste in the next post I make.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:31:10 No.3191343
Okay, so I think I really fucked up somewhere since this is disgusting and it doesn't even look
like the thing in the swf. I probably put way more onion than tomato in there and the hamburger
meat is like two weeks expired. I just checked the box. I failed. I don't want to grab another
tomato and try again. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Fuck now a stomacheache
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:35:35 No.3191344
>>3191343
You're sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)02:40:33 No.3191345
>>3191341
Even flipphones have cameras. Well good luck and don't get food poisoning.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)03:12:03 No.3191350
>>3191317
Out! OUT OUT OUT!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)05:38:05 No.3191382
>>3191345
Some flipphones do. Not his, apparently. Heck, he might not have any phone at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)05:40:12 No.3191383
my biggest issue with this isn't the it has tomatoes, or even that BEEF STROGANOFF doesn't have
to be made with BEEF, but that they put equal fucking parts onion and tomato and so little of
everything else. It would just taste like pure onion.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)05:43:07 No.3191386
>>3191310
>Wal*Mart
>tomatoes
You deserve whatever comes out of your pot, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)05:50:47 No.3191387
>>3191343
If you gain the courage again anon to cook just use this real recipe instead.
Source: http://dinnerwa.blogspot.com/2012/06/beef-stroganoff-japanese-style.html
Ingredients:
Beef - 300-400g (thin sliced or chunk meat)
Onion - 1 (sliced)
Mushroom - 2 cups (sliced)
Garlic - 1 clove (minced)
Butter - 3 TBS
Flour - 3 TBS (separate, 1 TBS & 2 TBS)
Ketchup - 4 TBS
Worcestershire sauce - 3 TBS **see TIPS
Beef broth - 400mL (2 cups water + 1 cube beef stock cube)
Milk or heavy cream - 1/2 cup **see TIPS
Vinegar - 1/2 TBS
Sugar - 1 TBS (optional)
Salt & pepper - to taste
Cook:
In a pot, melt 3 TBS of butter. Stir fry garlic and onion until fragrant.
Add in beef. Fry for another 2-3 minutes. Add mushroom and stir fry for a minute longer.
Add in 2 TBS of flour and mix well with onion/beef.
Slowly add in beef broth. Mix as you go. It should thicken a bit. Let it simmer for 5 minutes.
Add ketchup and Worcestershire sauce. Simmer for another 10 minutes (stir occasionally).
Add in milk, vinegar, and sugar. Mix well. Taste it and adjust to your liking.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)05:51:59 No.3191388
>>3191387
TIPS
If you don't have Worcestershire sauce, you can try tonkatsu sauce.
For milk, you can use heavy cream or half & half.
