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[_] John H. Hamilton !4GJ6/C44zI 11/18/16(Fri)22:52:05 No.3178386
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)22:58:16 No.3178391
>>3178386
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:04:30 No.3178396
>>3178386
>>3178391
:DD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:05:49 No.3178398
>>3178386
>>3178391
>>3178396
:DDD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:11:08 No.3178402
>>3178386
>>3178391
>>3178396
>>3178398
:DDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:13:02 No.3178404
>>3178402
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>>3178396
>>3178391
>>3178386
:DDDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:14:07 No.3178406
>>3178386 (OP)
>>3178391
>>3178396
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>>3178402
:DDDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:17:18 No.3178408
>>3178386
>>3178391
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:23:12 No.3178415
>>3178408
D:
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:26:26 No.3178416
>>3178415
DD:
>> [_] John H. Hamilton !4GJ6/C44zI 11/18/16(Fri)23:39:35 No.3178427
>>3178416
>>3178415
DDD:
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:41:51 No.3178432
Niggers
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:43:45 No.3178434
>>3178432
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:48:51 No.3178440
>>3178434
:DD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:49:49 No.3178441
>>3178432
;)
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:51:18 No.3178442
>>3178441
;;)
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:55:01 No.3178445
>>3178442
;;))
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/16(Fri)23:55:59 No.3178446
):
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:04:10 No.3178448
>>3178446
;3
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:04:12 No.3178449
>>3178446
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:05:42 No.3178451
>>3178448
ʕ̡̢̡*௰ૢʔ̢̡̢
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:06:45 No.3178452
>:3
LION RAWR!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:09:15 No.3178454
] ‘͇̂•̩̫’͇̂ ͒)ฅ ニャ (ٛ=டுͩ ˑ̭ டுͩٛ=)ฅ (˄ุ.͡˳̫.˄ุ)ฅ˒˒
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ฅ⃛(⌯͒꒪ั ˑ̫ ꒪ั ⌯͒) ニャッ (ٛ⁎꒪̕ॢ ˙̫ ꒪ٛ̕ॢ⁎) ( ͒ ˘̩̩̩̩̩̩ꇵ͒˘̩̩̩̩̩̩ ͒)
ฅ ̂⋒ิ ˑ̫ ⋒ิ ̂ฅ ฅ( ͒ᵕ̳ωᵕ̳ ͒)。o○ ˚+‧+(⌯͒o̶̶̷̤ ꀾ o̴̶̷̤⌯͒)* ‧+˚
(⌯͒ᵕJᵕ⌯͒)zzZ (˄⌓⃘ ˳̫̬ ⌓⃘˄)ค˒˒ ٛ˃̶̨̡˙ˣੰ͚˙͚ٛ˂̶̧̢༿˒˒
( ̂ˑ̫̈̄ ̂) ( ‘͇̂•̩̫’͇̂ )ニャ- (ꃋิꎴꃋิ)
(⌯꒪͒ ૢ࿄ ૢ꒪͒) (ꃪꄳꃪ) (ٛɲ′᷄ ˑ̣̮ ‵᷅ٛɳ)՞
ʕ⌯˃ꎤु˂⌯ʔ⌕ ᖇ(( ͇ꆨ ꉴ ꉺ ͇))ᖆ≈ᘊ ͙͚(⸉ॢ⸍͕͈ ˕̫ ⸌͔͈⸊ॢ)͚͙
(꒵꒱′͈ॢㅈ‵͈ॢ꒰꒵)*· ฅ(⌯͒•ꈊ͒ू •⌯͒) ( ¤̴̶̷̤́ ‧̫̮ ¤̴̶̷̤̀ )
(⁎ꆤ̵ູ̫ꆤ) (˵¯͒࿄¯͒˵) ६ ͇͂ۜ ˑ̫͂ƫ⍝
ʘ̵ ˤ̵̫ ʘ̵ (͑ʺ˚ˠ̫˚ʺ)̉ (ꀂǒꀂ)
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:10:00 No.3178456
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:12:00 No.3178457
༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ гคเรє ๏г ๔เє ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:12:16 No.3178458
>>3178454
So I can see in my browser but not those characters?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:13:03 No.3178459
>>3178458
I guess 4chan filters unicode from comments, but not on /f/ file names.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:15:50 No.3178462
༼•͟ ͜ •༽
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:17:38 No.3178464
:DDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:18:36 No.3178465
༼ ༏༏ີཻヘ༏༏ີཻ༼ ༏༏ີཻ༾ヘ ༏༏ີཻ༾༾༽ヘ ༏༏ີཻ༾༾༽
༼ ༏༏ີཻ༾ヘ ༏༏ີཻ༾༾༽༽
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:21:21 No.3178469
:^)
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)00:24:10 No.3178470
:D
^_^
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:08:07 No.3178479
>:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:13:18 No.3178482
T͉͖̻̯͘o̙̦͍ ̞̳̫̭͕̥͓i͉͎̙̗̮̲͜n̲̬͜v̟̫͖̜͜o̵̥͓̫̥̼̦̖k͎̜e̴ ̢̭̝̣̟̳͖͓t͇̜̕h̸̝̼̱ͅé̲͇ ̨̮͍h͏͖͖̱̝̠i̲v̥̝e̱̟̞-̯
̭̪̯̞m̞̘̫̟͔̼i̱̻͉̖ͅn̢d̜͍̲͕͞ ̩̗͙̙͝r̸͖̪̝ę̻̪̗p͍r̯̮ͅẹ̴̻͈se̼̞̖̰̬͍͝n̖͚̬̕t̝̫̜̫i̗͕̥͈̭ng̮̰̭̮̠
̹̟̼̣c̦ẖ̱̠̥̥̤ͅa̠͟o̳͔̖̝͉͓̥s͔.̧̗̪̭
̯̺͟I̖̞̱̪n͚̺vo͓͔̙̪̤̲͞ͅk̞̜in̯̙̙̼͎g͔ ̹̙͟t̝͙̦͠he̺̱͓͖͇͔͘ͅ f͓e̖̭̮̰͙̠e̘̺͇̝̖̥l̺͇̦̥͍ḭ̣͠n̛̫ģ̰͎̼͉
̣͓̺̰͍͖͉͘o̼͕̭̟͈f͔ ̟̬̀c̵͓̬͎̞͎͔͙h̬̱̩͚̲̘͘a͈̳̱͎̙̝ò͇̝̪s҉̥̹.̩
̯̜̘̪͍̙̺W̨̪͇i͚̫̹͚̰̰̥t̲̯̭̥̭̪̥͢h͕̹͈͈̗́ ͜o͇̪u͏͇̭͉̮͈̤̗t͎ ̲͓̥̕o̠͙̙̥̯̞r̝ḍ̳̖̟̬͖̣͝ę̣̹̭͎r̨̗̙̣̦̘͖.̺̞̺̖̝̼
̳̳̫͉T̞̙h̺͙e͈̮͓͖̪͚ ͖N͏͎̟̣͉͉ͅe̱z̰͡p͏̯͔e͔r͕̞̹͖̗̮d͇̫̠i̯̝̠̯a̩͙̝̻̳͍ņ̲̟̬͚̖ ̴̭̮͈̠̲h̛i̳̮v̶͙͙̻̬̪͇e̠
͚-̛̦̫͓m̩̝̩͕̫̼i̯̺̗̞̖̺͢ͅn̳̪̝͍̥̖̗d͖̗ ̫͙͖̖̥o̜̪̺̹͚̳͝f̬̲́ ̼̹̻̙͡c̨̹̝̥̯͈̲̯h҉̥̼a̤̣̖̯͙͎͞o͈͓̳̝͍̩͢ͅs͖̮̩.̭
̯͉̺Z̯͍͔̱a͉̤̖͟l͎̕g͎̥͍̼ͅo.̜
̮͕H̼̞̹̣é̖̪̟͇̞ ̝͍̙̙̼w̧̩̜̝̘h͇̟͍͍͖̭̲o҉͖̬̼ ̝̭͎͝W̠̖͉̼͟a̲ḭ̤t͇͙͍s̪̮͜ ̘B̫͙̰e̶͍̮hi̱̗͓͓nd͕̝͓͓̳̜
̺̘̘̯̗͘T̶̺̖̯̭̼h̞͈͇̩͈̯͟e͍͍̖̠̰ͅ ̭͖̼̩̟̰W̴͓̜a͎͓̹̺̫͚̼l̰̲l̩̘͕̩̞̀ͅ.̣̝̺̪̮́
͙̝̗̫͈ͅZ̰̻͕͔͚A̱̻͔͙̻͎͙L͢Ģ̦̬͔O̪̫͉̬͍̤!̴̣͕͚
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:21:20 No.3178485
Of all the mythological beasts the most cruel is Haskell the vampire. Most vampires will drain
you dry the moment you are bitten and death will come quickly, but that is not enough for
Haskell's prey. Haskell places a curse upon you, linking your blood to her's, lazily evaluating
your life force as she needs it. With this curse, Haskell will sustain herself off of you from
afar while you suffer from constant blood loss, dieing after 4 - 5 months. While Haskell is
immune to silver and religious symbols, she has one fatal weakness. Go to Sussman's forest and
carve a staff from a tree. The staff must be exactly 2.3 meters long. Burn the tip of the staff
until it's outer skin is charred black. Then place it by the fire and chant until sunrise.
``We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells ...''
When the sun rises, aim the staff at the icon of fire and shout ``let this staff be the weapon of
the untyped lambda calculus!'' A golden lambda will descend from the sky and embed itself in the
staff. Then you must etch the following inscription into the charred end of the staff.
(lambda (x) (x x))
Haskell does not come out to prey on humans often, so you must go to the cave where she lurks.
This cave is no ordinary cave. Curious intruders tell stories of wandering its inside, only to
find themselves back where they were when they resumed a continuation. Those less lucky tried to
find there way back to the entrance, but got stuck in an infinite tunnel and died of exhaustion.
Others found there way to the exit, but unfortunately the exit door only accepted entities of
type LazyVampire. None have ever found the mysterious Haskell.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:21:51 No.3178487
>>3178485
But with your staff, the untyped lambda calculus will light your way through the tunnel. It's
golden glow will explore the routes for you, warning of these mischievous dangers. Find your way
into the sacred pool of combinators. You must not be seen by Haskell. In the sacred pool, you
will find the holy fix operator of the Haskell tribe. Plunge your untyped lambda staff into the
operator. You will hear distant screaming, and the blue waters of the pool will turn to brownish
mud. Drive the staff into the mud, and the murky pool will turn golden red. The combinators will
reappear as their primitive forms expressed in the untyped lambda calculus.
The outraged Haskell will soon appear at the entrance to the sacred pool. ``WhatHastTheeDoneToM
ySacredCombinators!'' she shouts. ``TheseArrangementsOfSymbolsMakeNoSense!'' she barks,
``MeaninglessGarbage!'' When she attempts to decimate you and put your atoms into a list, she
discovers her power is lost. At this moment, you must run up and stand within 6 feet of Haskell.
Shout, ``by the power of the untyped lambda calculus, I smite thee!'' The golden expression,
(lambda (x) (x x)) will fire from the staff in a beam of light, burning itself into Haskell's
skin. The burning cuts will deepen and she will crumble to the floor, shouting ``TypeError!!''
This will be the end of Haskell's reign of evil. It has been forseen that a chosen one would rise
as the knight of the untyped lambda calculus and smite Haskell once and for all. You are that
one, reader of this inscription. Go forth and bring justice for humanity.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:26:39 No.3178491
>>3178487
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)01:35:25 No.3178497
>>3178491
:DD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)02:15:18 No.3178511
No dubs to be seen. This isn't a very nice thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)02:18:40 No.3178514
song?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)02:56:39 No.3178529
>>3178511
checked
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:00:26 No.3178530
ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:15:13 No.3178532
>>3178530
so what is it?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:17:36 No.3178533
>>3178532
I've never seen one before, TWO NAKEN MEM but i think its a puku-puku-puku puka-puka-pukari
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:26:25 No.3178536
>>3178514
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:26:40 No.3178537
toothpaste, pizza, I LOVE POTATO KNISHES
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:34:13 No.3178540
>>3178386
>See how large this thread is
>Wonder what could be going on
>It's just shitposting
Thanks, [s4s].
Worst board.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:35:51 No.3178541
>>3178540
WhenIwas12Ihadmyfirstsexualexperience.Atthetime,IlivedinalittlesuburboutsideofClevel
andandanyway,thegirlnextdoorandIwerereallygoodfriends.Ourparentswerebothgonefortheda
yandshewasoverplayingTransformerswithme.Soanyway,wekindagot..BoredIguess?Andwestarte
dplayingtruthordare,whichturnedinto'youshowmeyours,I'llshowyoumine".SoanywaythereIWa
s,12yearsold,heartpounding,bloodrushinginmyears,andthechick(whowasayearolderthanmeac
tually)takesoffherpantiesandhikesherlittleskirtup.SoWhatdidIdo,youask?Iwhistledforac
ab,andwhenitcamenear,thelicenseplatesaid"fresh"andtherewerediceinthemirror.Ifanythin
gIcouldsaythatthiscabwasrare,butIthought"Youbetterbustthatifyougo'npullthatWheretheh
ood,wherethehood,wherethehoodat?Havethatniggainthecut,wherethewoodat?Oh,themniggasac
tingup?!?Wherethewolvesat?Youbetterbust
that if you go'n pull that Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin sex, with
the same sex I show no love, to homo thugs Empty out, reload and throw more slugs How you gonna
explain fucking a man? Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand I don't bunk with
chumps, for those who been to jail That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps I don't
fuck with niggas that think they broads Only know how to be one way, that's the dog I know how to
get down, know how to bite Bark very little, but I know how to fight I know how to chase a cat up
in the tree Man, I give y'all niggas the b'iness for fucking with me, is you crazy?! Where the
hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them
niggas acting up?!? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you go'n pull that Where the
hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:55:10 No.3178552
>>3178540
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)03:57:34 No.3178553
>>3178533
witnessed
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)04:05:57 No.3178555
>>3178540
Yeah, I expected at least a flamewar, not an all-out shitpost
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)05:37:54 No.3178573
>>3178555
PRAISE KEK
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)06:16:29 No.3178585
This shitposting stream has brightened my night. It's better than the usual arguments eh??
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)06:18:28 No.3178586
>>3178585
I haven't posted a new thread because this one is still up, I think it's one of the better ones
for today on /f/.