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[_] Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)02:08:19 No.3203935
Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you
experience causes equivalent paint somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can
be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of hapiness is constant. Fact -- Every time you eat
a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Factor -- Every time two people kiss, an orphanage
collapses. Factest -- Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its
physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1231. Think of some kids. Some kids.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)07:05:30 No.3204030
Hello?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)07:15:27 No.3204033
>>3204030
Hello? who's this?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)07:18:22 No.3204034
>>3204033
I'm asking the questions
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)08:02:37 No.3204040
>>3203935
Think of the kids.
A great, big bucket of kids
