File: swedens_hamurabi.swf-(585 KB, 800x600, Game)
[_] So I made this... Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)05:37:30 No.3202023
I randomly got inspired to make this game. It took me about 8 hours in total to program it and
check for bugs. It's similar to a game made in the 1960s called "hamurabi", but instead of
managing an ancient Babylonia you manage the kingdom of Sweden. The original game was about
making sure your people were fed without selling too much land, whereas this version adds the
additional layer of Syrian refugees and how they affect your reputation with other countries.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)06:07:45 No.3202029
>2,1bushels for 1bushel spent per acre per year
the fuck? Swedes cannot into agriculture
also grains grow back at least 3 years. you don't need to replant them every year
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)06:14:30 No.3202031
Racial Purity... duh fak?!
FUCK YOUR EUGENICS BRAH
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)06:15:14 No.3202032
muh bushels
>war imminent
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)06:38:55 No.3202041
>>3202023
the RNG for bushels per acre tilts me. unbalanced as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)06:46:00 No.3202047
You starved off 100 Swedes in a single year!
You have been exiled to Finland.
good end
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)09:11:08 No.3202079
>everyone at Fine
>USA thinks you're not racially diverse enough
>WAR IMMINENT
fair and balanced
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)09:23:17 No.3202081
>>3202023
>Execute refugees
>Germany likes how you dealt with the refugee's!
Kek
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)10:37:41 No.3202088
Why the fuck can I not plant on land if I have no bushels? This shit makes no sense. I just need
to have man power.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)10:41:16 No.3202091
>>3202023
Nicely done OP.
It's pretty easy to win the game though, it's all a game of random chance with the other
countries deciding how they feel about your actions.
I'm also pretty sure there's no actual way to get a "good" ending (no crime, countries like you,
no starvation, no execution), but that's just the nature of the game.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)10:46:44 No.3202094
>>3202091
Well, duh, it's /pol/ simulator where refugees are a stone around your neck to make you feel
antipathy towards them.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)10:48:43 No.3202095
>>3202091
you can make it to 10 with no starvation and no crime, but you have to execute/deport all your
fed refugees and get lucky USA rep
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)12:45:09 No.3202115
It's damn near impossible just to feed the Swedes, much less the refugees.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)12:57:52 No.3202120
Why would more and more refugees come if it is clear year after year I refuse to feed them??
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)13:03:38 No.3202121
>>3202115
nah, it's real easy to feed everyone. just sell all your land when it costs 24+ and buy 500-1000
back when it's 18 or less.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)13:08:09 No.3202124
What the fuck is this ridiculous diminishing returns on farming?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)13:08:33 No.3202125
>>3202120
implying they get fed more in their own countries
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)13:58:34 No.3202138
This is brilliant and I love it.
Fuck butthurt Swedes.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)14:45:52 No.3202163
This makes no sense, why can't I put refugees to work on the land so they don't have to starve or
be deported?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)14:51:25 No.3202165
>Always Execute the Rapefugees.
>sell land and plant seed so you get about 0 bushels befor you continue to the next year.
>repeat.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)15:15:12 No.3202175
>0 swedes starved
>0 acres of land
>178 dead migrants
>WAR IMMINENT with the entire world.
Good luck finding a successor.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)15:40:27 No.3202181
>Relations: undefined
What?!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)15:42:02 No.3202182
>>3202094
are they not?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)15:50:19 No.3202186
Great game. Fun game.
I hope you expand on it a little and add other extreme country situations.
Examples like:
BLM gone wild in America, civil war unless you keep control. Could have a map of the country with
a very basic simplified hostility state and you need to deal with them given limited funds.
Britain, Brexit was denied, Britons are FUKKEN PISSED, leading to civil war with anyone that is
not white. Maintain order by giving funds to police, move people out of hot zones or the country,
even full authoritarian and have curfews.
China. Gotta feed those billions of people, manage your currency-fixing and prevent pissing off
the world.
Gotta build more ghost cities to fuck with your currency, buy more businesses around the world to
expand your growing empire all without pissing off Trump.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:04:57 No.3202189
Oh, fuck off. 4chan is not a neo-Nazi site.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:06:56 No.3202191
>>3202189
There's nothing neo-nazi about this.
Nationalism != racism.
Fuck off.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:13:58 No.3202194
>>3202189
You're actually retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:16:05 No.3202196
Only real way to run a country.
Have everyone else pissed off at you in permanent state of near-war.
https://qt.vidyagam.es/4jW4yai.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:37:22 No.3202202
>Deporting max refugees for years
>Losing reputation for not feeding any of them
>Decide to feed them one year
>"Deporting refugees violates the contract you made with the United States!"
Why?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:39:15 No.3202204
>>3202202
you should be a good goyim and let the refugees stay there, surely someday they'll integrate into
society and be useful.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:39:50 No.3202206
>>3202202
P O L O L O T I C S
Welcome to international relations.
Yes, they are almost exactly that retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:43:04 No.3202209
>US doesn't like it when I deport refugees
>US doesn't like it when I starve refugees
>US doesn't like it when I murder refugees
I'm fine with war, I don't want these fuckers in my country
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:44:10 No.3202210
>>3202209
USA likes it when your country is racially diverse. :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:44:20 No.3202211
>>3202196
>deporting refugers
>feeding refugers
>not letting they starve to death
Thats why we need a wall.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:46:10 No.3202213
How do I stop the fucking rapefugees from entering my god damn country? Can't I spend some of
these bushels to build a goddamn border wall?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:46:24 No.3202214
>>3202210
I like it when refugees aren't ruining my country
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:47:52 No.3202216
>>3202213
Make Sweden Great Again
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:48:10 No.3202217
>>3202213
Build a wall out of vegetables.
Everyone knows refugees don't eat healthy!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:49:53 No.3202218
why can't i put the refugees to work
these fucks are so lazy they're willing to be executed before planting some seeds?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:50:21 No.3202219
>get below 50% racial purity
>music and background changes
okay I'll admit I was not expecting this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:50:55 No.3202220
>>3202023
Make some better music. You could try making it the full song before it loops.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:51:36 No.3202221
>>3202218
They don't need to work, they can just steal food.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:54:44 No.3202222
Is there a way to win without selling land?
btw get
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)16:59:01 No.3202226
>>3202191
Nazism was literally racist nationalism. So is this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:01:36 No.3202227
>>3202023
>killing refugers for 7 years
>Germany Alliance
I love it.
>10years of full killing all refugers
>demmark agressive
>USA Imminent war
>still no 100% pure
>not even 84%
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:03:07 No.3202228
>>3202227
your purity will always be less than 100% because new refugees will always come each year.
there's no way to execute them as soon as they walk through the gates.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:05:19 No.3202229
>>3202228
You'd think word would spread of your execution of refugees would lower the rate of incoming
refugees.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:05:42 No.3202230
>>3202186
>Britain, Brexit was denied, Britons are FUKKEN PISSED
We didn't even really want it in the first place. We really don't want it now everything's gone
to shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:11:22 No.3202234
>>3202229
maybe they're emigrating from hell itself
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:14:53 No.3202236
>>3202230
if you didn't want it, why did you vote for it?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:15:17 No.3202237
>>3202094
that's the nature of "refugees"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:17:29 No.3202238
>>3202029
it seems that in addition to the "X per acres" you get 1 per acre automatically. so if you plant
1000, it says you got 1.9 per acre, you actually get 2900 total.
I'm not sure if this was intended or has any significance. Maybe it means you just get back the
bushels you spent on growing?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:19:04 No.3202239
>>3202230
There's a bunch of concentrated areas that want it badly.
But beyond that, nobody else cares.
Most of everyone else would have rather stayed in the EU and ganged up against German and
Brussels rule of EU.
But Cameron was a weak-spined little fuck who gave up after barely trying. Didn't help American
companies were pressuring him to threaten to leave the EU... which happened. Then Cameroon
realized after it was already too late and the Brexit train had too much momentum, which is why
his sudden 180 against Brexit happened when he realized his everything would be worthless. Shame
the rest of the retards never.
The only ones that want it are rightist fucktards that think the Pre-EU days are even remotely
the same as the current economy and scream "MUH TAXES" any time the word is mentioned.
These retards SERIOUSLY think the UK can compete globally. A shit little nation who has most
exports based on imports from the EU, which will all crash even harder after Article50 is
triggered.
"BUT MUH FISH!". Yeah, good luck fishing in areas the EU said were out of bounds, you'll piss
them off and get sanctioned. "BUT WE ARE OUT OF THE EU, MUH DECISIONS MUH FREEDOMS!! RULE
BRITANNIA!"
The funny thing is them wanting Brexit has SHIT on their entire pension so hard. It's worthless
lmao
The only ones that will have made any money are the ones smart enough to have put money in stocks
and investments outside of UK and Euro influence. (since those were the 2 main parties involved)
Bring on March. I can't wait to make a killing off the Pound smashing in to the ground and
forming a blackhole.
Then moving to Iceland.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:24:23 No.3202240
>there are people ITT who think national hegemony is less important that money
lmaoing at your life, capitalist swine. you are not "embarrassed millionaires." you are slaves,
and you will always be slaves.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)17:27:46 No.3202242
>that fucking music for when your racial purity is too low
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:01:32 No.3202255
>>3202023
/pol/ triggered
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:13:33 No.3202259
1000+ rapes, do I win something?
2% racial purity
I tried to get it down as gently as possible but I went to war with Denmark.
http://i.imgur.com/nFP7Ndr.png
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:17:17 No.3202262
>can't grow crops on land you're selling that year
ok makes sense...
>can't grow crops on land you are purchasing that year.
ERROR: does not compute
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:54:17 No.3202272
Final score: 3148
xd
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:56:32 No.3202273
>>3202272
(here)
http://i.prntscr.com/15ad512483944b40b3db3b6f4be32d95.png
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)19:01:03 No.3202275
>>3202273
Tried again, without killing refugees.
http://i.prntscr.com/c9e88e11db384793838d1f844317b450.png
Relations with the usa: Great
wtf usa?
