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[_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)13:41:18 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)13:45:47 No.

  I was waiting to cringe, but this is completely accurate. Any combination of mushrooms, sausage,
  spinach, garlic and onion please.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)13:48:44 No.

  I'll take the opinion of an asshole idiot posted on /f/ by an asshole idiot for it.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)13:52:57 No.

  This fucker speaks truth. Elect his ass president.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)14:27:01 No.

  >>3179732
  >this is completely accurate
  It's actually not
  Pepperoni is called pepperoni because it has a bunch of sweet and spicy peppers in the cured meat
  It's literally just spicy salami, which is something that they have in drove in Italy
  Pepperoni is really not as popular of a topping in countries that do weird things to their pizza,
  like holland or japan where kebab and corn are used more than pepperoni

  And cheese is a topping
  If you go to a Italy and order a plain cheese pizza, they will give you a plain cheese pizza
  because that's how pizzas are made, so much so that of the various combinations of toppings, it
  was given a specific name so you can order instead of saying "pizza with only cheese": ie, the
  Neapolitan
  It's weird how this man (I know who he is, but he's still wrong) can extend logic to one side of
  his argument, but it wouldn't work on the other
  He's honestly just upset that people don't like his crappy tasting pizza
  If you're talking about great tasting pizza, it usually doesn't have a lot of toppings
  Putting as many toppings on pizza as possible is literally for people too poor to enjoy finely
  crafted foods or people too dumb to want to taste anything

  Pepperoni and plain cheese are the bread and butter of the pizza world. If their plain cheese
  pizza is gross and their pepperoni pizza is gross, you're eating a shitty pizza no matter what

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)14:28:24 No.

  >>3179757
  That is to say, if you go to Italy and order a pepperoni pizza
  you will get a spicy salami pizza because that's what pepperoni is

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)14:46:59 No.

  >>3179757
  fair enough, I was using "completely accurate" in the way that tumblrites use the term
  "literally". But I appreciate the response, fellow autist

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)15:43:37 No.

  >>3179759
  false, if you order a pepperoni pizza in Italy, you will get a pizza with peppers. If you want
  the spiced salami pizza, you order a Diavola.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)15:46:50 No.

  B-but Maddox, I don't want to eat any of the shitty toppings they have to offer, which is why I
  only eat margherita.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)19:13:20 No.

  mozzarella, ham, tomato slices, peppers and mushrooms, egg on a fine crust bread made in a wood
  oven.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)19:58:44 No.

  > Whiskey toping

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)21:28:54 No.

  >tfw my own homemade pizza is better than any pizza I've ever had anywhere
  >tfw I just throw a fucking shitton of things on it and add a little something special to the
  sauce and cheese
  >tfw it includes salami (pepperoni)
  feels good making your own food and not having some hairy italian mobster touch it

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)21:53:32 No.

  >>3179757
  >...completely accurate
  >It's actually not
  Actually
  >>3179732
  is completely correct, rendering your wall of text a wall of intellectual palsy.

  Ask a pizza chef anything

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)22:00:41 No.

  >>3180014
  What do you think about calzone chefs?