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[_] smugfu 12/18/16(Sun)16:11:30 No.3190725
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)16:22:09 No.3190729
this is old
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)16:31:58 No.3190730
>>3190729
Older than you
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)18:28:39 No.3190772
>>3190730
All of your years are belong to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)19:38:42 No.3190797
When has time gone?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)22:44:01 No.3190843
>>3190772
you have no chance to survive make your time
>> [_] Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)23:44:44 No.3190861
>>3190725
thanks for making me feel old.
Now let me return the favor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_6XQp08pgM
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)00:13:09 No.3190869
>>3190725
I miss my base. when will they be returning?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)00:15:01 No.3190870
>>3190861
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending
a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming
with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's
small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired
delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But,
before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his
face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive,
pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by
equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment
calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the
horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing
across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping
from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of
relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)00:15:37 No.3190872
>>3190870
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these
DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not
sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI
IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the
table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp
teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours,
revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true
warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with
a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon
bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water
down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave
an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the
restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew
that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a
grave evil indeed.
