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[_] Another recipe inside Anonymous 12/15/16(Thu)23:41:06 No.3189574
Recipe tiem
So after pouring through my stash I couldn't find a sooper gay recipe apart for bowl of dicks;
but really that is just hot dogs in a bowl because you can't afford buns.
So quiche lorraine is what we'll make today.
If you don't know what a quiche is that's okay. It is really just a fancy egg custardish savory
thing and frankly is pretty damn good.
You gon need
Pint of heavy cream
16 oz (bag o' shredf ched) for once please try and not use velveta or american
1 white onion diced fine
Bacon, I try and go with center cut a package from your local mart will do but if you can get the
good shit by all means
Premade refrig/Frozen pie crust (these things save my ass so much time) I used Pillsbury ones last
cinnamon 1/2 tsp
3-4 eggs depending on size
some butter
Oven at 350F / 177C
First in a small pot your gonna wanna pour the cream in and bring to almost a boil and then take
it off and let it cool
This is scalding it and it will feel bad about what it did and some other shit about breaking
sugar chains for texture idk
Cook your bacon up in a pan and get it crispy but try not to burn it.
Sometimes I cut it up before I cook it and it helps me make a more bacon bits style texture
You can also cook breakfast sausage instead and crumble it
but be sure to drain the excess oil or you will have a drippy mess that will not impress anyone.
Next In a pie pan lay out 1 pie crust and rub some butter around in it, not too much don't get
weird
Cover the bottom in a layer of diced onion
Sprinkle meat of choice in (you can add steamed broccoli broccoli fleurettes here as well )
Add cheese
Now crack your eggies one by one into the cooled (room temp) cream whisking gently one by one.
you want to mix them throughly but not beat the hell out of them
add pinch of salt and pepper
sprinkle cinnamon
mix again
Pour into pie crust
Mix every again very gently to kinda get everything distributed
Bake that shit for 20-30 min
Serve with baguettes (also from a freezer in my case)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)00:03:35 No.3189582
^my new favorite 4chan thing^
>> [_] Heaven 12/16/16(Fri)00:51:09 No.3189607
Now this is podracing
