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[_] Anonymous 05/22/17(Mon)23:54:33 No.3247029
Someone please post Araragi San
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/23/17(Tue)02:38:47 No.3247062
"today we are making beef stroganoff"... "add flour to the meat it doesn't have to be beef"
WELL THEN ITS NOT FUCKING BEEF STROGANOFF IS IT YOU RETARDED CUNT?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/23/17(Tue)03:21:28 No.3247066
>>3247062
no bulli
>> [_] Anonymous 05/23/17(Tue)04:31:13 No.3247086
>>3247029
>Quartered onions and tomatoes
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Do I look like a hungry nigger with a celestial body as a mouth?
Do you honestly expect me, an uncultured normie to practically eat half my fist in one bite? Chop
that shit into pieces. And tomatoes, I don't know why you're putting tomatoes in, but I hope you
at least know that the skin and seeds are going to make puckered-anus-face stew if you don't
remove them first/ after a time.
>it doesn't have to be beef.
I will hacksaw your husbando and feed him to you. We'll see how you feel about being a cheeky
cunt after that. Also, why would you let that fucking potato dump the entire bag of flour onto a
pan of meat? Do you even know about seasoning grandma's tenderloins and braising them? Where is
your teacher?
After that, throw some red wine in or something, make it rich, give it personality, but for Kek's
sake don't make a gallon of shitlog soup that no one's going to respect you for. Kys.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/23/17(Tue)06:34:12 No.3247101
>>3247062
>>3247086
>[triggering intensifies]
chill, Maddox, she didn't say "make it out of pepperoni".
Recipes are like genders; there's a thousand-and-one ways to make one.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/23/17(Tue)07:40:34 No.3247108
Strokin' off