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[_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)21:54:24 No.3225721
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)22:02:25 No.3225723
blah blah blah
tables
etc
>> [_] RepostChan 03/17/17(Fri)22:14:45 No.3225727
>When did commercials become Cuckmercials?
Sometime in the 90's. Around the same time TV dads went from smoking cigars and drinking scotch
to being doofy but lovable.
No need to have a fucking stroke about what new bullshit the TV is showing nowadays. It's been
garbage since it's inception.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)22:17:17 No.3225728
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels
>I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me
>"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin
>I called him a manbaby
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed, which I built myself
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Gavin
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!"
>He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Gavin
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something,
put down the console you grown manbaby!"
>Gavin builds a window and leaves through it
Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)23:30:17 No.3225745
>>3225728
It's fun to recycle I guess.
Still suck that you did it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/17(Sat)02:10:23 No.3225808
>But Gavin, TV is the most cucked form of media outside of news sites, were you expecting any
different?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/17(Sat)04:38:52 No.3225830
>>3225727
>It's been garbage since it's inception.
theres a reason even celebs don't make a big deal about TV its the "SILVER" screen, always second
best to Film.
