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[_] STARBOI Anonymoys 03/17/17(Fri)19:14:30 No.3225682
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)20:24:35 No.3225698
I always laugh my ass off with this one.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)21:02:35 No.3225711
see ya!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)21:56:04 No.3225722
>>3225682
I didn't see this shitty Jew cash-in, what's this about?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)22:02:44 No.3225724
>>3225722
escapades of people who's only real motivations are to shoot things and get shot at. pretty
shallow movie. some cool angles like the one in this flash tho
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)22:46:23 No.3225734
What remix of "starboy" is this?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)23:34:58 No.3225749
>>3225722
Oh you see they remade a movie that was only good because of the novelty of it. And then shit all
over it, made the prinece a black cuck, and luke a girl on during here time of the mouth, and
like did noting good with any of it. Or that's what little I remember.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)23:48:28 No.3225759
>>3225749
Mostly this, only it wasn't the other movies it pissed all over, it was the people who read the
books and were told they were canon for decades. (Why was the point of Jayce being renamed Ben
again?)
>> [_] Anonymous 03/17/17(Fri)23:52:17 No.3225761
>>3225749
naturally because she's a womyn she immediately masters the force without any training
what-so-ever. then she is able to win a fight against a Sith Lord who has spent his entire life
studying the force and is so powerful that he can basically stop time (he freezes a lazer shot in
the beginning of the movie and then unfreezes it so that it continues with the same momentum as
before)
the plot was exactly the same as the first movie that came out and feminism was so deep that even
holding a girl's hand in order to lead her away from harm was portrayed as a bad thing. i havent
seen it since it was new but i seem to recall she could also fly the Millennium Falcon better
than Han Solo as well.
finally to top it all off they decided to kill off Han Solo, the last good thing about the
franchise. he was a super sexist pig and basically raped Leia in the first movies so he needed to
be a symbolic sacrifice ("out with the old"). speaking of Leia she naturally wasn't together with
Han Solo any more because she's such a strong and independent womyn that don't need no man, aint
got time to be a good wife when you live in a progressive world.
all in all i rate it 9/10 and are looking forward to buying the remake of the movie and the
second remake that will come out shortly afterwards. it's nice to see that Disney didn't trash
star wars and kept everything that made us fall in love with the originals.
