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[_] Please kill me /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)03:58:00 No.3215023
> I hate me so much.
> So I'm at the bars tonight with my buddy and his brother.
> Two drunk chicks start dancing to the song, some gays shit they yelled to turn it up too
> This is my favourite bar
> Only like 10 people in it chill af
> Bartender gave 0 fucks and ignored the girls
> My buddy starts kinda yelling at the girls saying they suck but in a subtle way
> Bitch walk over to us
> Clearly wanting the d
> They're alone and now insulting us inbetween hitting on us it was weird af
> Blonde and a ginger
> mfw when ginger fetish HNNNGGGGGGG
> Anyways I'm too busy laughing the whole time to pick up
> They agro af to my buddy's brother for no reason since he didn't do anything
> Miss my chances for keks
> Buddy is in relationship so it was an even 2v2
> The ginger a bit worse than the blonde but ehh ginger fetish
> Fuck my life I'm going back there tomorrow since I'm single on Valentines day
ITT: Why you're a girlfriendless cuck who's not getting laid on valentine's day
#NeverKnowsBest
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)04:00:22 No.3215025
Because I don't want to be in a relationship.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)04:06:07 No.3215026
>>3215025
Don't bullshit me anon, you're a worthless piece of shit. You have a girl in your head that keeps
you awake every night and you don't have the audacity to do anything about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)04:10:54 No.3215029
>>3215023
why don't you go to >>>/soc/ where you would have an actual discussion instead of going to "muh
homeboard /f/" and blogging about your life
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)04:11:24 No.3215030
>>3215026
Nah, I my tinnitus that keeps me awake every night, not some shallow girl.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)04:13:46 No.3215032
>>3215030
Sheeit man I know the feel only mild though
>>3215029
>>>/soc/ ? Nah m8 I'm not drunk enough of that shit, I need to know what's going on with all the
other /f/aggots
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)04:16:27 No.3215034
>>3215032
Mine's mild but when everything's quite it sure doesn't feel mild.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)04:22:26 No.3215038
>>3215034
I can't get to sleep without blazing up and listening to music, too much silence and it becomes
like that too, glad to see someone on /f/ has it too though
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)05:42:06 No.3215055
>>3215023
Fucking normalfag.
I won't even leave my house, today. I'll get drunk in the safety of my own home. Bars are for
normalfags, you fucking normalfag.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)05:45:42 No.3215056
>>3215055
Hey bro I'm 30k in debt but when it's getting close to this day you gotta get out there and fail
in real life instead of just sitting in your house getting drunk and queue'ing up swf files
This is actually the first year I've gone to the bars, I'm 20 and haven't been laid in 2k17 I'm
no Chad but it's still depressing
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 02/14/17(Tue)05:48:18 No.3215057
but muh waifu... :(
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)05:48:25 No.3215058
>>3215056
You are a complete normalfag. Us losers who are still virgins, and will continue to be so until
we kill ourselves, don't wanna hear about your bar adventures, normalfag. That shit has no place
on /f/. Especially on this day, of all days.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)05:55:12 No.3215060
>>3215056
>I'm 20 and haven't been laid in 2k17
Oh boo hoo hoo
There are goddamn wizards here, you blogposting, hashtagging Chad.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)05:56:34 No.3215061
>>3215058
I'm pretty sure /f/ isn't all virgfags, Honestly getting laid isn't all it's cracked up to be.
But once you start it gets depressing not to continue.
>>3215060
I swear half of the virgos here have to be underage, there's no way people just didn't jip out
and bang a fatty at some point
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)06:00:21 No.3215064
>>3215061
I'd rather be a virgin than fuck a whore. I mean, yes, I could have sex. But it would never be
with a woman I'd feel any semblance of attraction or love for.
Why have emotionless sex? Bare pleasure? For all that effort, I'd have more fun with my hand.
I want a wife, not a whore. But I'm worthless, ugly, and boring. Not to mention completely beta.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)06:06:49 No.3215067
>>3215064
This is what I wanted from this /thread. This story to the t. Keep that virginity m8 cause that
emotionless sex just takes a grip on you like some kind of animal instinct. I barely fapped as a
virgin, now I fap at least once every day and it's fucking terrible. Sex drive went crazy and I
didn't even have one to really begin with.
Also don't be a beta. You only have one chance to get those girls and if you give up that chance
to save face you've failed. What do you have to loose? Ask out that girl you feel emotions for
anon. Worst comes to worst you're just the you that you are now but with one more cringy
flashback.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 02/14/17(Tue)06:12:12 No.3215070
>>3215067
Should've said that from the get go instead of coming across as a Chad.
I feels with you though, it sucks being with someone having endless sex and then back to being a
'virgin' NEET fag.
At least I'm going Military soon.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)06:14:57 No.3215072
>>3215070
huh kinda funny I commented on your flash just 4 seconds earlier
Yeah I'm a piece of shit sometimes I find myself in chad situations but screw it all up
Military ehh? Godspeed and good luck anon.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 02/14/17(Tue)06:18:34 No.3215073
>>3215072
You're only human :^)
I'm trying to join the Air Force. Got a computer background, instead spending it masturbating to
waifus and watching flashes.
Only issue is my documented depression from my therapist might prevent me from going; with that,
I hope it's not preventive.
https://i.imgur.com/de2X9qq.png
>I'm a waifu loving faggot
At least the waifu won't cheat on you and lie to you. :c
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)06:22:15 No.3215074
>>3215067
>Ask out that girl you feel emotions for anon.
But a lot of us don't have a girl like that. I certainly don't. I rarely leave my house.
>> [_] /f/aggot 02/14/17(Tue)06:27:13 No.3215077
>>3215074
Seriously you didn't focus your thoughts on some irrelevant girl from middle/highschool/college
when you had to leave your house? I mean I didn't leave my house at all throughout college since
I get weed straight to the door well besides the recent bar excursions but like no girl at all in
your mind? You asexual then?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)06:35:05 No.3215081
>>3215077
When I was in school. That was long ago, however.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)10:39:26 No.3215105
Well.
I figure I am just not a very amiable person. I really don't know how to interact with people
outside of a professional context. I don't even gain that much joy out of being around other
people. It would be nice to have a girlfriend (or any friends, for that matter), but I almost
would prefer to just be alone in the quiet. I've made peace with this, somewhat.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)11:03:09 No.3215109
>>3215077
Not really. Honestly, the older I get, the less and less I care about finding a girl like I'm
supposed to. I guess that makes me asexual, but I dunno what these tumblr faggots are talking
about with their "identity," it's just kind of this massive sense of apathy.
Living alone forever sounds boring and expensive, but I don't really care that much about finding
a wife or anything. Rooming with a close friend, maybe.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)11:09:36 No.3215110
>>3215073
Dude...you're going to be more of the same in the USAF, it's not going to change that much except
for the scenery. That said, there's co-ed dorms...but too bad cuz you'll be spending your time
jacking off to weaboo shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)12:01:04 No.3215117
>>3215023
>ITT: Why you're a girlfriendless cuck who's not getting laid on valentine's day
Nah, tho. My gf is /f/, /tg/, /a/, and for shitposting /v/. You might not understand not needing
others to live but I do. I masturbate too much to have a gf anyway. I'd rather have a dog than a
gf and I don't want a dog even.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)14:10:11 No.3215140
>>3215023
Maybe you should stop being a little bitch
