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[_] hey /f/ Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)13:24:07 No.3227281
What was it like the first time you got caught masturbating?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)14:50:02 No.3227300
>>3227281
I've never been caught directly, though I'm certain my mother knew I did it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)15:09:20 No.3227305
hahahahahhahahahaha HOLY FUCK!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)15:20:35 No.3227308
Dad walked in on me.
Insisted he drive me to school the next day.
When we were close to the school he started to say something but also started drifting off the
road.
After veering back on, he said "That was almost VERY awkward", which is how I know he almost gave
me the talk but got so nervous trying to do so he almost wrecked the car and killed us both.
And he never brought it up again. And I've never brought a girl home or gotten caught again so
there was no reason
Mom left and dad got really depressed
I don't see either of them much anymore
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)15:22:13 No.3227309
>>3227308
Love him with all all you got anon
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)15:45:00 No.3227314
>>3227308
:(
Tell him that you love him, and that he's a great dad
(Also, bring up the almost awkward moment jokingly. Stuff like that makes for great laughs)
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)18:11:29 No.3227347
>>3227300
9/11?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)19:56:20 No.3227369
"Stop talkin about 9-11 while I'm jerking off. It's not right."
No, no it's not Katie.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)20:20:20 No.3227376
>>3227308
>he almost gave me the talk but got so nervous trying to do so he almost wrecked the car and
killed us
Why are Americans so uptight about sex.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)20:46:46 No.3227383
>>3227376
it's a taboo, anon
you're not supposed to fuck before you vote for your first presidential candidate
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)20:48:53 No.3227384
>>3227376
i watched the first episode of king of the hill the other day which i had never seen before and
it was pretty gas
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)22:12:54 No.3227415
>>3227376
Because we're the last bastion of morality, savage.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)22:22:48 No.3227421
>>3227347
Top kek
