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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving! Cooking Mama 11/21/09(Sat)01:13 No.

  Celebrate Thanksgiving with Cooking Mama and PETA.

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:19 No.

  LOL PETA FAILS

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:20 No.

  Badass Mama

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:21 No.

  i was gonna think of a good response, but i'm too busy putting on my fur-lined leather coat to go
  buy a side of beef, then jerk off on it.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:33 No.

  I just hope mommy doesn't kill any Sea Kittens.

  but I sure like eating Land Fish.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:35 No.

  >>1120592
  I lol'd. Hard.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:36 No.

  GOTY until you pussy out and become vegetarian.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:36 No.

  >>1120593
  >>1120592
  I shouldn't have to point out the obvious, should I?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:39 No.

  dang... now i'm hungry.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:39 No.

  As a vegan, I must say, this is fucking retarded.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:40 No.

  fuck you tofurkey, you tasted nothing like the real thing

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:41 No.

  i agree with PETA on a lot of issues but they need to be realistic and realize that the food
  animal industry is huge, driven by real economic factors and that annoying normal people with
  shock images will not further their views. Legislation and public appeal are needed for real
  change.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:41 No.

  Eggs can bleed?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:44 No.

  lol animal rights. To say a animal has the same rights as humans is to say a turkey holds just as
  much value as a human being. They're stupid fucking birds! Bigger animals eat smaller animals,
  that's the way nature works.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:45 No.

  WHY WON'T YOU CUT THAT FUCKING NECK
  THIS KNIFE COULDN'T CUT THROUGH MELTED BUTTER
  GODDAMN

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:45 No.

  >>1120601
  abortion is AOK, but consuming unfertilized chicken eggs? FUCKING MURDER

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:50 No.

  >>1120604
  amen

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:50 No.

  >>1120602
  This almost makes me want to side with PETA.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)01:55 No.

  I'm VEGM. "Very Eager to Gobble Meat."

  Fuck you, Cooking Mama, you aren't PETA's bitch.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:05 No.

  >>1120602
  I see people who are cruel to animals as too weak to show the same cruelty to a human being.
  Basically im calling you a pussy.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:13 No.

  >>1120619
  I'm cruel for defending my right to have a burger? Take in mind I'm not the one killing the cow.
  Or cruel for pointing out that humans are far more superior to animals? Because animals can
  TOTALLY pull off the stuff we as a species have achieved. Either way you're a fucking retard.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:18 No.

  i agree with >>1120625
  however, i think he's being abrasive at this point, and possibly trolling. humans are omnivores.
  we always have been. animals eat animals. humans are animals. sometimes, animals eat us. nature
  isn't always pretty, and we are inescapably natural. choose to live otherwise if you want, but
  remember that plants are living things too, and you have to eat something.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:20 No.

  >>1120625
  Why is it that people always involve their emotions in these conversations? "defending my right
  to have a burger"?
  Jesus christ, you make it sound like if you can't eat a dead cow you'll be a slave. Tone it down,
  faggot.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:27 No.

  >>1120628
  The problem with that argument is that we HAVEN'T always eaten animals, only a few species of
  hominid did, and that was during an ice age, those ones survived simply because they had a slight
  tolerance.
  Chimpanzees have larger canine teeth than us and have been shown to eat less meat then modern day
  Americans, take that how you will.
  The fact that you can't digest meat very well should be a another subtle hint.
  My decision was logical, and I refuse to involve the typical morality logical fallacies.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:29 No.

  >>1120625
  /f/ - pro trollan' grounds

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:32 No.

  At first I thought this would be a brutal version of cooking mama that was made for lulz. Then I
  realized PETA did it and I am thinking of reporting to Nintendo that they did this. >C

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:39 No.

  >>1120638
  They already know. And they already gave them a cease and desist order.

  Also, GODDAMN IT NOW I'M HUNGRY

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:48 No.

  >Mama Loves Animals

  I quit right there, and drove off to torture a turkey to death by force feeding it Drano.

  Then I gave a Vegetarian Herpes

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:49 No.

  Makes me want more turkey. I wonder if they realize stats like those don't fucking matter to
  people who enjoy meat?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)02:51 No.

  now now i will always support PETA, wait... thats people eating tasty animals right?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:02 No.

  None of us has any possibility of Universal significance, so yes, we are all as worthless as any
  random animal. As valuable as a grain of sand or a fucking tree. This doesn't have to be a bad
  thing unless you have something up your ass or are a complete moron.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:05 No.

  >>1120634 The fact that you can't digest meat very well should be a another subtle hint.

  Speak for yourself! I digest meat just fine.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:08 No.

  >>1120659
  Really?
  So it goes through digestive tract in a few hours?
  You can eat a ton of it with no problems at all?
  Well then you are superior to most, if not all, humans.
  Cats still win, through.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:13 No.

  >>1120662
  we digest meat better than we do plant matter.

  our digestive tract is poorly suited to an herbivorous diet, which is why vegans have to take
  supplements to remain healthy.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:14 No.

  >>1120662
  >So it goes through digestive tract in a few hours?

  That's called diarrhea. I try to avoid that by cooking my food.

  >You can eat a ton of it with no problems at all?

  How much food is a ton in your opinion? You're not supposed to eat a ton of anything. Too much
  meat could give you a heart attack like too much sugar could give you diabetes. This is why we
  have to spread out calories out over all 5 food groups.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:26 No.

  Can't wait for thanksgiving, the Cruelty makes it taste so much better

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:27 No.

  >>1120667
  No, it's called a healthy digestive tract.

  Too much anything will kill you, including water, but since meat can't be properly digested, ergo
  causing heart attacks, strokes, like five kinds of cancer and inflaming otherwise negligible
  health problems in humans I'd advise against eating large, or even medium, amounts of it. My
  point about cat is that they can actually digest meat and don't get horrible health problems from
  it, it seems in these conversations it's either meat is good or bad, not that humans specifically
  aren't supposed to eat it, because they lost their earlier ability to properly digest meat, look
  if we had the ability to eat meat, I would, but my understanding is, that we just fucking don't.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:27 No.

  >>1120673

  >Implying that people care about their health

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:33 No.

  >1120666
  I don't take supplements, man.

  You know, maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I'm just sick of having to defend something the
  other people hate so much just because they were raised that way. It's fucking religion all over
  again. I know 4chan isn't the place to say this kind of stuff, but I don't even care anymore.
  Fuck it, think I'm an idiot treehugger who's slowly dying because I think I love the earth, I
  just don't care. Goodnight.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)03:38 No.

  Fucking FAIL. First off, I had no idea that eggs were so looked down upon. Second, all that PETA
  has accomplished with this game is show just how wrong they are, and how biased and utterly
  fucking vacuous their statements are. seriously, jesus fucking god.
  -Typed while grilling a steak.

>> [_] Snackysnacks !YQ7CS5/e7Q 11/21/09(Sat)03:55 No.

  I rather have the WTF Peta turkey than the tofu shit, that looked gross.
  Seriously, i rather have guts sticking out (good eatin) than that shit..

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)04:36 No.

  As a vegetarian I would like to say PETA are idiots. Also, human beings can survive perfectly
  well on either an extremely heavy meat diet, perhaps even only meat, and on a completely vegan
  diet. Its pointless to take any kind of diet to be "natural" to humans.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)04:45 No.

  I've never really liked turkey. I loves me some chicken carcass (not fried), ribs, and spicy
  buffalo wings. Goddamn my mouth is watering. Though I agree to a certain degree with PETA. I hold
  a humans life equal to that of a animal. I'll kill both if I have too. Only in self defense of
  course.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)04:47 No.

  >>1120721
  case in point: the Inuit

  they survived on meat and meat alone. there was NO vegetation where they lived.

>> [_] Â 11/21/09(Sat)04:59 No.

  >>1120724
  I like day old left over dry turkey meat, tastes great in a sammich

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)05:35 No.

  never had a problem with meat or veggies....but think of it this way..if we hadn't eaten meat to
  start with back in the day our brains wouldn't have developed past the point of a chimp or
  gorilla.

  Eating meat it a plus....there's vital proteins in there that help with muscle healing and growth
  and brain function.

  if you were starving and the plant mater you had around you couldn't help keep your body
  functioning correctly just a few ounces of Meat would give you the energy to function in the few
  hours it takes to digest it.

  i honestly don't care for PETA...they are extremists in my eyes..ASPCA is much better in my book.
  plus if you think about it....look at all the cures for shit from animal research that helped the
  human race. Diabetes is a big one.

  but there's a big part of me that just wants to tell PETA to suck my cock for the 150$ work boots
  they splashed red paint on....Fuck you PETA.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)05:36 No.

  MEAT

  STOP BEING A BITCH AND EAT IT, EVEN IF YOU DON'T IT'S ALREADY DEAD

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)05:55 No.

  I like how it says that mama had a change of heart 'because of you' while all you did was chop up
  a turkey.

>> [_] ÂÂ 11/21/09(Sat)06:05 No.

  GO VEG MY ASS

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:07 No.

  I FUCK MY BEAR TO HELL AND BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:08 No.

  just for this, i'm donating turkeys to the local homeless shelter. thanks peta!

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:26 No.

  Animals deserve to be treated fairly, but they ARE NOT on the same level as humans. No matter how
  much people insist they are. There is a reason we fucking eat them. They are delicious and give
  us sustenance. Animals eat other animals. Get over it fags. Whenever someone starts lecturing me
  about this crap I just tell them the torture makes it taste even better. It's so priceless,
  because guess what? Even though your eating meat doesn't mean it's automatically from a horrible
  place where everything is tortured to death and pumped with growth shit. In fact when they treat
  the animals right up until the point of being killed for food, they will taste better. HAPPY
  ANIMALS TASTE DELICIOUS. This is making me fucking hungry.

  tl;dr People who agree with peta are retarded and have absolutely no idea how the real world
  works, while making shit up or using 20 year old videos of torture which have no relevance to
  today's world.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:31 No.

  Memory is made out of proteins. Scientific fact.

  Vegans are making themselves more stupid by avoiding protiens.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:41 No.

  God dammit, I'm hungry now.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:52 No.

  I wasn't hungry before, now I am. Anyone got a freerange turkey I can hunt? This game just told
  me how to prepare it, and I wanna give it a shot.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:52 No.

  I wanna work for PETA making animal cruelty games, Best job ever? I think so.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)06:53 No.

  I know now what I must do...

  Eat people.

>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 11/21/09(Sat)07:10 No.

  >>1120600
  >I agree with peta on a lot of issues

  Moron detected.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)07:12 No.

  Anyone who doesn't eat meat is a dumbfuck

  /thread

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)07:12 No.

  >>1120790
  I want to work for PETA by putting naked women in cages.

>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 11/21/09(Sat)07:15 No.

  >>1120795
  As a meat lover, I find that statement blankety, hasty and sweepy. Also a little generalizationy.

>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 11/21/09(Sat)07:17 No.

  >>1120791
  Circumvent the whole process of eating healthy and just eat a healthy person.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)07:17 No.

  >>1120797
  As a meat lover suck my cock

>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 11/21/09(Sat)07:17 No.

  >>1120799
  >As a meat lover,

  >suck my cock

  Be careful what you wish for.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)08:48 No.

  SLAY THE FEATHERED BEASTS

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)08:55 No.

  >>1120634
  Chimps larger are supposedly for displaying in arguments with other males.

  Also we do digest meat well, the transition of this began with Homo Habalis and became refined
  during the era of homo erectus who hunted as a MAJOR source of their diet. dental and digestive
  systems where not a major part of this because they had primitive methods of processing their
  food. This being said Homo Sapiens have like 3 times the digestive tract of chimps and are well
  adapted at consuming meat

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)08:56 No.

  Just had BBQ for launch.
  Feels good man.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)08:58 No.

  I eat humans, are you down with that peta?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)09:00 No.

  im with peta

  people
  eating
  tasty
  animals

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)09:16 No.

  thanksgiving is today?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)09:24 No.

  personally i dont give a shit if some people don't want to eat meat. go ahead and eat whatever
  you want. what pisses me off is that they want to make everybody else not eat meat also.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/09(Sat)09:48 No.

  >>1120791
  Zombie detected?

>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 11/21/09(Sat)09:53 No.

  >>1120826
  This joke is so terribly hackneyed and stale.

  I don't like peta at all, but can we please come up with something new?

  I liked penn and tellier's take on it:
  "People for the extortion and torture of animals."