File[unlockinggoosehoward.swf] - (6.09 MB)
[_] [L] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:54 No.1127720
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:58 No.1127722
PREDICTABLE!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)01:01 No.1127727
TOO EASY!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)01:11 No.1127737
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)01:17 No.1127740
I would have snapped it's neck and later eaten it and or feed it to the dog.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)01:35 No.1127757
WHAT A FAGGOT HE KEEPS SPAMMING THROWS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)02:53 No.1127816
a goose will fuck you up good. If your arm crosses the downstroke of its wing, you're arm is
broken. No question.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)03:01 No.1127820
>>1127816
Yes, but only in exceptional cases.
If a wing in full span and velocity were to hit a weak-boned person(such as a child or an elderly
person) then it is theoretically possible. In reality it is almost unheard of and is never used
as a form of attack as swans are a defensive bird. The only time they become aggressive is when
they are protecting their nesting ground or cygnets when they will chase off intruders, be they
other swans, geese or humans who get too close.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)03:52 No.1127842
>>1127757
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE DOG WAS FUCKING TURTLING.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)03:54 No.1127845
>>1127820
Geese aren't swans.
>>1127740
Felony charges and hundreds of thousands in fines for poaching a migratory animal.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)03:58 No.1127847
>>1127820
geese will actually wing-check you if they feel their neck is in danger of being broken (and
don't think that you can easily break their neck just because they appear docile, I have seen
people trying to kill them for food and have to take three or four swings of a sharpened cleaver
to decapitate it)
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)05:32 No.1127897
Thoses pixels are splendid!
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 11/30/09(Mon)05:43 No.1127904
>>1127845 Felony charges and hundreds of thousands in fines for poaching a migratory animal.
Not if HOLY SHIT NED IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)06:22 No.1127915
Oh god I laughed hard at this
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)08:50 No.1127965
>>1127845
hahahahahahahahafag
>> [_] Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)08:54 No.1127967
>>1127904
I love old South Park.
