File[Cucumber_Flavored_Yukkuri.swf] - (7.07 MB)
[_] [J] Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.1183934
You want demonic?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.1183952
Oh gods that's terrifying
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)00:07 No.1183975
High Octane Nightmare Fuel.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)00:09 No.1183976
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̝̼̯̮͈͈̬̩͍̺l̶̨̡͕̦̞͙̣̥̙̩̱͎̺͚ͬ͒͆ͧͩg̽̊͑͐́̚̚͜͏̹͕̖̺̻̠̰͓̻o
͌̂̐̎̽̈́̽̃͋̂͡͡͏̨̬̞̻̩̣̝̬̮̯̯̰̩̱͙
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)00:31 No.1183998
Shits cash
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)00:53 No.1184011
/f/ needs moar Touhou Vore
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)00:59 No.1184017
eh. i'm unimpressed.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)01:44 No.1184062
Wow,my ass hurts just listening to this.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)01:55 No.1184067
But...Kappa's no ordinary aminal, you know..
The web page I found says the Kappa was an ancient green gerbil with a magic candy-coated shell
who had the body of a turtle but the head of a turtle, and the beak of a tortoise... and the
scales of a turtle. The Kappa likes to sit and philophocise while choking down long wrinkly
cucumbers, until his mouth foams up with cucum juice. When he doesn't get cucumbers, he freaks
and he eats people instead. He also likes to wrestle the boys
The End, by Boo
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)01:56 No.1184068
>>1184067
You can defeat him by bowing, though. He's polite in that he'll want to bow in return, and when
he does this bowl of chili con carne on his head will spill. Since chili con carne is his source
of living, he'll run away like a little bitch.
