File[Dead Drunk.swf] - (1.85 MB)
[_] [G] [A][G][A] Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)23:46 No.1186475
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:02 No.1186483
this game is fucking impossible
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:11 No.1186486
>>1186483
you just suck dick at it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:33 No.1186501
Can't unhear;
I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face
I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face
I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:35 No.1186504
Nay, he cannot decipher my gambling visage.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:47 No.1186513
This just absorbed two hours of my life.
Success.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:02 No.1186519
FUUUU--
This shit is hard.
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 02/18/10(Thu)01:08 No.1186521
the controls suck and this game is frustratingly shitty.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:19 No.1186527
im on a boat
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:31 No.1186533
>>1186521
But you kept playing it, didn't you?
ME TOO
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:33 No.1186534
>>1186533
I blame it on the ga-ga.
>> [_] !!bgTm+EASn7A 02/18/10(Thu)01:38 No.1186537
Funny shit mang.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:51 No.1186544
2nd time defeating this thing, the last few bits always make me want to sledgehammer my face in.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:54 No.1186546
Protip: stand on the lift door when it closes
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:54 No.1186547
FUCK THE TANK PART
FUCK IT IN THE ASS
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:57 No.1186548
I keep getting my head cut off by the elevator then the browser lags like fucking hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:57 No.1186549
1: Press Down to the beat
2: Watch your character dance to the music
3: ???
4: P-p-poker face
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:58 No.1186550
FUCK THE GEARS
FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:00 No.1186553
MY FEET ARE NOT 50 POUNDS EACH GOD DAMNIT, QUIT MAKING FLOP AROUND
>> [_] Ultimate Idort! !aVFEC22V.o 02/18/10(Thu)02:02 No.1186555
I take it there's nothing in the "secret area :)" and I'm stuck here indefinitely?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:18 No.1186565
>>1186533
No, I didn't.
This shitty game annoyed me and I quit after the 3rd time my little retard died.
The fucking retard kills himself through such complex actions as "walking around".
"Oh no, I tried to walk and fell over, thus smashing my head on the table and bleeding out".
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:20 No.1186566
Why is there a tank in the way of my commute home from work?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:34 No.1186572
Why is there no save after the tank. How ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:38 No.1186574
This shit is hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:39 No.1186575
>>1186572
If it isn't rough, it isn't fun.
Listen to Gaga.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:45 No.1186578
This is pretty much what being a sysadmin is like.
Lots. And lots. Of drinking.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:57 No.1186614
game sucked furry dick
>> [_] not op 02/18/10(Thu)03:59 No.1186615
beat it
took me about 2 hours too
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)04:06 No.1186616
this game is stunningly accurate to the real world
if the real world was inhabited by humans whose legs were lighter than air and made of springs,
and the entire surface of the planet were made out of rubber and coated in oil
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)04:32 No.1186625
>>1186565
What do you fucking expect, you moron?
He is DRUNK, THAT IS THE POINT.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)04:56 No.1186639
Not bad, although the weights for the body are not right.
Falling off a ledge when only your feet are dangling over it is rather annoying.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:08 No.1186641
Would be nice if it didn't take forever to restart.
As drunk as he is this game is slow as fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:10 No.1186644
Why the fuck do you LUNGE at a fucking beer, its pissing me off
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:11 No.1186645
>>1186641
Speed it up with the speed up buttons then.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:11 No.1186646
>Fall back
>RIGHT INTO ANOTHER FUCKING CHECKPOINT
Fuck it I'm done. No words can describe my rage.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:35 No.1186649
I was jumping over the car, then suddenly I jumped 5x my normal height
and died when I landed, ha
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)05:54 No.1186652
MUFFIN!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)06:07 No.1186657
I made it...it wasn't rather hard at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)06:32 No.1186663
hmmmm transferring data from ERR.H18.RU
WELCOME TO THE BOTNET!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)06:38 No.1186671
>>1186663
>Implying that isn't it connecting to a scoreboard
>> [_] Madfag !x.d0Bzi2Cw 02/18/10(Thu)06:40 No.1186673
>>1186671
implying it is
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:29 No.1186682
worst game ever
FUCKING HATED IT
but I played through the whole thing
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:42 No.1186688
the method I have for ascending a stairwell is worrying me.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:45 No.1186690
why does my character have this uneering drive to perform summersaults while drunk?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:52 No.1186691
so I use the magnetic pull of beer to give me the acceleration possible to clear potentially two
sedans in one jump?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:59 No.1186692
undead nigger makes sense
(because niggers are always drunk and you cant kill them. only the force of nature can stop them)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:01 No.1186693
jesus it takes so long to reload when you die
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:01 No.1186694
"no he can't move in fucking pace!
he got a retard body"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:12 No.1186695
By the time you finale gets home he supposed to became sober. Making it logicle 'unsensible'
Next time when you let someone made this shit make sure that he also know some basic physics!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:15 No.1186696
WTF i press left and he rotate!
what the hell is this shit?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:41 No.1186700
I haven't rage quit a game in years but i'm about to over this
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:49 No.1186705
>>1186501
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:59 No.1186706
The Ship is a little too FUCKING much for me.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:14 No.1186708
This game is easy, you're just a bunch of casuals.
Hold up and down to do the twist.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:27 No.1186709
Fucking ship why are you so fucking slippery X(
>> [_] â 02/18/10(Thu)09:47 No.1186713
I hate gears . . .
>> [_] 02/18/10(Thu)10:02 No.1186714
F**********************************G SHIP!
>> [_] Rock Candy !6B.msYdiz6 02/18/10(Thu)10:28 No.1186718
Fuck yeah, I beat it!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)10:32 No.1186721
I died in front of my house, bottle in hand.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)10:42 No.1186722
that fuckin tank and the gears are a piss take...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:03 No.1186730
FUCK YOU GEARS FFUUUCKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:14 No.1186738
this is enough to kill yourself with frustration...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:20 No.1186739
finnaly got to my house jumped up the stairs... hit the wall unconcios then slid back down to the
bottle where i died... AGAIN
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:49 No.1186749
Fuck.
This.
Shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:54 No.1186754
i made it
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)12:01 No.1186759
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF STOP DIVING FOR THE BEER, HAVE SOME RESTRAINT YOU DRUNK MOTHER FUCKER.
AND GOD DAMNIT, THIS SONG IS GOING TO BE IN MY HEAD FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
Excellent game.
>> [_] anon! 02/18/10(Thu)12:56 No.1186775
FUCK the elevator I jumped out the window
made it to the tank before I X'ed it
>> [_] anon! 02/18/10(Thu)12:59 No.1186777
only to restart and go up a floor to jump out that window...
I lived
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)13:10 No.1186786
FUCKING PRAWNS!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)13:11 No.1186787
oh shi-hahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i got stuck at the end of the tank!!!
nigger is hanging there and i'm still alive!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)13:33 No.1186792
I have never raged so hard at a videogame before. Beat it anyways.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)13:35 No.1186794
FFUUUU
I can't get past what seems to be the last set of gears since there's no checkpoint right before
it and everything I have to try and jump through the command tower or something
