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[_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)07:34:14 No.3339933
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)07:43:06 No.3339934
>>3339933
>Using a metal spoon for caviar
Motherfuckers. MOTHER. FUCKERS. I wouldn't even fart into the waiter's hands to pay for that
sloppily prepared "meal"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)12:44:45 No.3339957
>>3339934
They're using caviar as filling for a burger, and this is the thing you're assblasted about?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)13:11:33 No.3339961
>lets put some random expensive shit into a hamburger so it costs more
stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)13:31:31 No.3339964
AND THE FUCKING BUNS ARE SHIT
FOR GODS SAKE FRANCE IS NOT THAT FAR
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)15:20:51 No.3339975
>>3339933
There's no way this worth more than 200
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)15:29:56 No.3339977
>>3339934
>shitposting pretending to be mad about a non-issue
just die.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)15:49:06 No.3339982
You fags are all missing the point. This isn't about some gayass $2,000 burger, it's about the
guy eating it.
Furious Pete will eat anything. He probably ate his own ball cancer.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)16:08:24 No.3339987
>>3339977
>metal spoon
>nonissue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviar_spoon
it's serious business. If you're going to over pay for expensive ingredients then you should go
all the way with your opulence.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)16:20:13 No.3339988
>>3339982
Literally who?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)16:27:14 No.3339989
1/4 pound corned beef
3 shallots, fried in the beef fat
2 slices texas toast, liberally smeared with parsley butter
Grey Poupon to taste
3-4 slices habanero dill
grated gruyere cheese
local thick-cut bacon, or if you must glazed pork belly sliced thin.
>1g grated truffle
Anyone can make a much better expensive sandwich at 2% of the cost. Less, if you skip the shroom.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)16:42:31 No.3339990
Caviar, the prime example of "It's good because it's expensive"
Gold leaf, another example of "It's good because it's expensive"
The entire cost of that burger is in eating gold, the only reason this burger exist is for people
to eat their gold in a burger form, this is not for normal people, normal people don't eat
fucking gold. I'd say 2k is pretty cheap then, and this is for "poor" rich people, anyone who
eats this is a fool for attempting to be refined, and the refined are fools for eating it because
they'll never be as refined as the elite they seek to be.
A burger of foolish hope and egotism.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)16:46:12 No.3339991
>>3339934
It only matters if you eat the caviar directly from the spoon you fucking retard.
t. 1%er
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)17:25:14 No.3339996
>>3339933
God I hate humanity
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)17:39:39 No.3339997
>>3339989
You could even add caviar to this and it still wouldn't suck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)19:41:21 No.3340013
>>3339975
99% of the cost is the caviar and the fucking gold foil
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)19:42:35 No.3340014
>puke green mayonnaise
>pitiful-looking lettuce that's 30% stem
>burger that's more grease than meat
>piling lobster and caviar onto a burger
>putting an entire, round egg on top just for shits and giggles
>covering everything in gold because it still wasn't expensive enough
>muh truffles
Not only does it look fucking disgusting, but they had to cheat and cover everything in gold.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)23:17:35 No.3340050
>>3339991
Listen here you little nouveau richee faggot, every single step of the way when preparing
excellent food must be done exactly to the correct specifications. All traditions must be
honored, every customary step taken correctly. If your servants are skipping important steps like
which spoon to use when touching the caviar then only god knows what other steps they are
skipping and you might as well be out in the colonies being served rough shod by a damn
pickaninny. When you were out buying new furniture for your hastily constructed mc mansion, you
should have bought a set of specialized utensils to be utilized by the help as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)23:28:07 No.3340051
>>3340050
Go fuck yerself with your first edition of The Life of Lord Byron ya wee fanny!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)00:16:44 No.3340057
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>$2000 for a burger because it has $30 worth of gold foil on it
Im suffering
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)00:28:36 No.3340058
>>3340014
>pitiful-looking lettuce that's 30% stem
This is the worst offense really, for $2000 you'd think they'd be able to afford lettuce less
than a week old. Also I'd like to have a taste of their "maple" bacon, $10 says it's made from
late season commercial grade crap syrup that couldn't legally be sold as a table grade. I guess
money can't buy taste.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)02:20:57 No.3340078
>>3340058
Mixing meat and seafood is at least as bad as using weak lettuce.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)02:27:10 No.3340082
>>3340078
I like how the lettuce is sort of an afterthought, a pathetic bit of green to shield the bun from
the sloppy soggy meat they're throwing on this shit. Fucking use gold leaf for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)03:16:03 No.3340089
>>3340082
In theory, you could spend $70 on greenhouse grown Japanese Raddichio, but the overall boost to
flavor would be minor.
It's a burger, not a salad. There's only so much greens can do.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)04:57:41 No.3340100
with all the salt in this thread you wouldnt even need the caviar on the burger
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/18(Thu)05:57:48 No.3340106
I like bacon
