File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)11:45:26 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)12:28:10 No.

  Anyways, >>3352101, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
  I went to /f/ a while ago; you know, /f/?
  Well anyways there was an insane number of people posting there, and I couldn't get in.
  Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Beef Stroganoff" written on it.
  Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
  You, don't come to /f/ just because of Beef Stroganoff, fool.
  It's only Beef Stroganoff, ビーフストロガノフ for crying out loud.
  There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /f/lash, huh? How fucking nice.
  "BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS" God I can't bear to watch.
  You people, I'll give you some Beef Stroganoff if you get out of this board.
  /f/ should be a bloody place.
  That tense atmosphere, where two users on opposite sides of the screen can start a e-fight at any
  time,
  the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
  Women and children should screw off and stay home.
  Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
  BEEF"
  Who in the world orders Beef Stroganoff without Beef, you moron?
  I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it without the Beef?"
  I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
  Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF"?
  Coming from a /f/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Potato Knishes.
  That's right, Potato Knishes. This is the vet's way of eating.
  Potato Knishes means more Mashed Potatoes than Beef. But on the other hand the price is a tad
  higher. This is the key.
  And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
  However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time
  on; it's a double-edged sword.
  I can't recommend it to amateurs.
  What this all really means, though, is that you, >>3352101, should just stick with today's
  special.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)13:54:10 No.

  >>3352114
  the absolute madman

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)14:07:01 No.

  >>3352114
  based

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)14:40:02 No.

  I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure
  they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they
  made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and
  dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are
  good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE
  RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping
  pile of cow manure.

  Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid
  KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they
  can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being
  cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off.
  "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't
  even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking
  railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE
  CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why
  would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk.
  Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they?

  Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well
  structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices
  flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience.

  THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF
  TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:32:45 No.

  >>3352114
  based and redpilled

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:42:16 No.

  Named after, if perhaps not created for the 19th-century Russian celebrity count, stroganoff
  rolls off the tongue as richly as the dish itself.
  First mentioned in print in 1871, the notion of sautéed beef in a piquant, creamy sauce is much
  older – but the aristocratic Stroganov seems an appropriate patron saint for what is, after all,
  a very decadent recipe.
  It has popped up in British cookery books since the early 1930s, but stroganoff’s heyday, both
  here and across the pond was the postwar period, when its continental provenance made it the
  staple of the fashionable dinner-party circuit.
  And then, as with its comrades chicken kiev, and rum baba, it suddenly fell from grace, relegated
  to dismal buffets and, shame upon shame, occasionally as a topping for jacket potatoes. How the
  mighty have fallen.

  Put aside the chafing hotplates and step away from the spuds, because stroganoff is a true
  special occasion dish. And, although it looks like a rather fancy stew, it is actually
  surprisingly quick to cook. Rich enough to keep you warm, retro enough to make you smile, the
  revival starts here.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)16:11:40 No.

  So much pasta in this thread, am I in italy?

>> [_] Sammy 08/15/18(Wed)19:03:32 No.

  ALL THESE SILLY SOIBOIS DUN KNOW THIS

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)19:52:39 No.

  >>3352140
  YOURE JUST A SILLY FUCKING BOY YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT BEEF STROGANOFF