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[_] loops loops 11/12/19(Tue)17:58:56 No.3408351
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)09:39:07 No.3408390
>How to cope with a double parachute failure
Oddly specific
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)13:58:56 No.3408403
>>3408390
Not really. Lots of people skydive and paratroop. You use a parachute and a backup one in case
the first fails. If they both fail, welp.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)14:45:09 No.3408405
>>3408390
try not to be too jealous.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)19:31:33 No.3408425
Step 4.
I found step 3 -- pray to some kind of deity. Step 5 was "expect impact". Steps 1 & 2 may forever
be lost to time. I'm guessing they were a frantic scramble to verify you are indeed utterly
fucked.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)19:54:56 No.3408426
>>3408425
I'm guessing Step 1 or 2 may have been "call 911" or something, if you have service.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)21:39:11 No.3408431
>>3408426
"Yes Police? I'm falling and my parachutes have failed! Oh sorry that's the 120mph wind rushing
past me. Yeah I can hold. How long until you guys can get me 1 mile up in the air, I'm falling
pretty fast."
Dipshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)22:01:21 No.3408433
>>3408431
Maybe they could lay out something soft to land on, or a trampoline?
Don't be so quick to shoot down ideas just because you have a shitty imagination.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)22:13:27 No.3408435
>>3408433
You reach terminal velocity pretty quickly when you jump from a plane. People have survived it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5xLVx2NGY
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)22:40:27 No.3408437
>>3408433
It's like you're fucking five holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/19(Wed)23:05:00 No.3408440
>>3408437
Fuck off asshole leave me alone
