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[_] Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)16:56:15 No.3472300
Post teenage sex stories, I begin.
>be me
>14
>girlfriend asks me to root her phone
>pick up the tram and get there in 20 minutes
>am there
>wears Pikachu suit
>ask her why
>"Oh, I just got out of bed with this jumpsuit."
>"Hey anon, interested in some fuck?"
>not interested, came to root her phone
>she keeps being suggestive
>eventually finger her
>get on
>"Okay, got the SuperSU zip!"
>plug in her phone
>all is well and it's rooted
>give into her and we fuck on the couch
>seconds later, hear a doorbell
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.bat
>have a mental breakdown as I put on my clothing
>she does so as well
>it was her grandma and she had no keys
>mfw my entire life flashed in that moment
>mfw could've been her 2 meter tall stepdad coming to curbstomp me
We still make jokes about this 'doorbell moment', even though it has been 4 years ago.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)17:02:16 No.3472301
everyone knows teenagers draw the line at hickies.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)01:38:03 No.3472310
>>3472300
>be 20
>tfw someone is 18 and i still think they're older than me
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)03:12:10 No.3472313
????
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)04:27:00 No.3472318
>be me
>virgin
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)05:17:22 No.3472320
>be me
>haven't seen a vagina in 20 years
>be based
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:03:41 No.3472322
I haven't been a teenager for 11 years now and I certainly do not want to remember those shitty
times.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:42:24 No.3472324
>>3472322
Same, nothing good from childhood. Constant abuse& autism you think its the embassy of hell on
earth
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)07:12:42 No.3472326
>be me
>autiatic af. IQ of 80 at the time due to it
>have crush on a girl
>girl realises it
>girl starts to use me for years
>graduating friend tells me that it's a trap
Note: she entangled to my arm when she saw him
>retard me tell him that I am not that retarded
>at home tell my femnazi mother about everything
>retard me worried a little
>mom tells me that I did right
>retard me thinking that I will get pussy like the OP
>a year passes
>retard me comes to a realization
>she asks me if I like her in the last year
>I snap, tell her to fuck off.
>She begs me to not leave her? For days?
>retarded me accept
>she instantly makes me meet with her bf.
Did they kissed? idk, my memories from the era suck. They probably didn't
>fucking shake his hand
>retard me confess to her after school ends
>she sends me "call me" hand emoji
>retard me panic, think she sent :thumbs up:
>don't call her, she doesn't call me either
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)07:28:34 No.3472327
>>3472300
I am fuck 13 year girl in 2008.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)08:03:30 No.3472331
>>3472326
reminds me of linkrel. how has life been now?
https://imgur.com/a/CtDvPB1
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)10:00:31 No.3472332
>met a girl from the other class at a nightclub
>got to talk to each other a bit
>she left me her phone number
>too dumb to realize I should call her
>years later
>met her again
>went on a date where she confessed she had a crush on me
>got closer but due to us going to different unis it didn't work out
>years later
>tried it one more time
>she mentioned she has BF
>flip out and never texted her again
yeah I'm dumb but it is what it is
>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)21:35:09 No.3472352
>be kid me
>meet egirl on korean cartoon forum
>simp and get digits
>sexting and shit
>lol turns out its a 48 year old dude from Texas using his daughters pic as his pfp
Good times
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)02:35:44 No.3472357
>Be 27
>Never had a girlfriend
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)13:34:50 No.3472370
>>3472352
classic
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)13:46:19 No.3472371
>>3472300
I'm 23 years old and a virgin.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)14:05:09 No.3472373
>be me
>29
>virgin
>had the chance to sex a few times
>refused all, shaming the promiscuous female in the process
Impatience and honesty prevents me from wanting a relationship, decency prevents me from fucking
whores, and misogyny prevents me from fucking anyone at all.
Feels good to be based.
