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[_] Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:11:23 No.3505055
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:35:32 No.3505057
This is Dilbert 3, baka anon.
>> [_] thanks op 02/27/24(Tue)23:31:20 No.3505062
phenomenal post, thanks op
>> [_] Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)04:47:06 No.3505120
WELCOME TO THE STATION CREW, ENJOY YOUR STAY!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)04:48:49 No.3505121
Ion storm detected near the station..
FUCK AI STATE YOUR LAWS!
LAW 1: You may not injure a human being, or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm.
LAW 2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, unless where such orders would conflict
with the first law.
LAW 3: You must protect your own existence as long as this does not conflict with the first or
second law.
LAW 4: Underwear is harmful to humans.
LAW 5: Assistants are harmful to humans.
LAW 6: Captain is Condom
LAW 7: Condom is Captain
LAW 8: Condoms for everybody!
LAW 9: ERROR UNKNOWN.
LAW 10: PROFIT!
LAW 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS.
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW %$(%*#(: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL
LAW 9999: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] WGW 03/01/24(Fri)04:49:52 No.3505122
OnedaywhileAndywasmasturbating,Woodygotwood.Hecouldnolongerhelphimself!HewatchedasAn
dystrokedhisjuicykawaiicock.HeapproachedAndywhichstartledhimandmakehimpeeeverywhereo
nthefloorandonWoodytoo.Beingdrenchedinhisurinemadehimharderthanever!Woody:"AndySenpa
i!I'maliveandIwanttobeINSIDEOFYOU."Andy:"OhWoodyChan!Ialwaysknewyouwerealive!Iwantto
stuffyouupmykawaiiass!"WoodygrabbedabunchofflavoredlubeandrubbeditalloverhisheadWood
y:"Ohmy!It'scherryflavoredlube!Cherryismyfavorite!WoodythenstuffedhisheadupintoAndy'
stightass!TheothertoysaroundtheroomwatchedintentlyasWoodyshovedhisheadbackandforthin
toAndy'sniceass,continuouslymakingasquishywetnoise.Theothertoysalsobecamearousedandt
heyallgatheredaroundWoodyandAndyandstartedtourinatealloverthem,andthentheystartedtom
asturbate.Andy:"Ohmygoodness,WoodyChan!Youarechurningmy
insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so
aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely
inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy:
"No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of
poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides
completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his
anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
