File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Annual playthrough. Get the /f/UCK in here. Skibidi brainrot edition® æ 12/24/24(Tue)16:44:47
No.3516920
It is the far future.
It is the year 202X.
Hiroshim00t has added new AI mods to the site.
You open your flash™-enabled browser and type in the usual URL.
Just another day visiting /f/ on christmas, you think to yourself...
>Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
>Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed.
Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always
compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a browser that isn't chromed beyond repair. We
rizzin' here.
>Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
>If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
the single nigger.
>When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
>> [_] æ 12/24/24(Tue)16:45:33 No.3516921
>>3516920 (cont.)
>"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name
(you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
This makes typing much less of a haggle.
>Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS!
>Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen).
>Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead.
>It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it
through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude. There is a way to end up in the last
30% or so, if you're really that desperate or the game fucked up again.
>And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with
going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work, what the sigma.
Aight, have fun. You might just need a good dose of knowledge about memes before 2010, so I guess
about 1% of people could play through this today. Wanna earn oldfag bragging rights? Post a
screenshot of THE END!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)17:15:22 No.3516926
I can't believe it's been a year already
