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[_] [H] Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:54 No.1265194
YEAAAH I'M DRIVAN DOWN THE ROAD
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:18 No.1265204
The dialogue is so hilariously bad. I'm too busy laughing to fap.
left thigh: This is bad!
right thigh: So sexy...
HAHAHA
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:25 No.1265208
Well at least he got the female psyche right.
>> Tell me about your hopes and dreams
>WHAT? D:<
>> You like to suck big cocks, don't you?
>I sure do :D
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:28 No.1265210
>>1265204
>left thigh: This is bad!
>right thigh: So sexy..
That is Meet & Fuck quality for you. Date rape one second, Mr. Smooth the next.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:29 No.1265211
Me: Your bouncing tits are distracting.
Her: You better focus on the road before you kill us.
lulz
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:30 No.1265212
What I personally find worst is that the "we're alone on this road, I'll rape you until you die"
option just makes her scream and then does nothing after that.
It should take you right to the secks IMHO since I see no logical reason why it wouldn't.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:35 No.1265217
>my ex-girlfriend called me the goldfinger
> want to see a trick I learned in prison?
>you've got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples?
The top is the correct option according to the game. NO, just NO. YOU DO NOT BRING UP SEX WITH AN
EX ON THE FIRST DATE. JESUS COCKING MOSES.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:41 No.1265221
>YEAAAH I'M DRIVAN DOWN THE ROAD
dammit i was hoping for this version.
instead i received disappoint.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:46 No.1265225
Music during touch mode sounds like something you hear in a women's clothing/perfume store like
the ones my mom used take me with her to back in the 90's
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:57 No.1265231
>>1265217
>implying "meet and fuck" is a romantic date
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:02 No.1265233
these shits would be 10 times better without the shitty elevator music
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:03 No.1265234
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU MASSAGE HER? Bitch doesn't like shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:09 No.1265235
>>1265233
yeah this is pretty much killing the whole thing for me
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:11 No.1265237
>>1265233
That's your opinion. These would have been even worst without the elevator music.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:13 No.1265239
>>1265237
how could that possibly be true?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:13 No.1265241
I need exact change please
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:19 No.1265243
>>1265241
>>1265221
FUCK YES SOMEONE POST THAT ONE I NEED IT
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:23 No.1265246
>>1265243
Use Swfchan
>>1265239
Calming music keeps me from raging.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)02:20 No.1265270
>expect WHAAAAA, ANOTHER TOLLBOOTH
>get actual game
...I am disappointed.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)04:31 No.1265316
>>1265239
WELL FUCK YOU GUY
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)04:40 No.1265317
>>1265316
YOUR ASS IS SO SCREWED
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)04:46 No.1265319
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER NECK?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)05:24 No.1265337
>>1265319
I FUCKED HER IN THE FACE
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)06:41 No.1265366
>Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"?
hate to admit I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)09:01 No.1265412
>>1265241
HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
