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[_] [G] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.1194775
lets see how far gamers have degraded. i bet you guys cant even reach the top. FPS have corrupted
your skills in everything. dont deny it
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.1194782
NO. WAIT. HOLD ON. IT'S MY TURN. WHERE'S THE ATTACK COMMAND? WAIT IT'S MY TURN! GOD DAMNIT!
Actually, I fair pretty well at the original Donkey Kong. There's a small cafe near my house with
a machine, and I hold the second top spot on the high score board.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:52 No.1194792
eh if u get to peach dk just takes her away /shrug
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.1194800
FUCK YOU IM GOING BACK TO HALO
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.1194801
>>1194792
PEACH?! HA! That's not Peach! It's Pauline (Or Lady in the Japanese version) Hell, when the game
came out Mario wasn't even called Mario, he was called Jumpman.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.1194803
GRAPHICS SUCK, CONTROLS SUCK, NO DEDICATED GRENADE BUTTON, CANT SAVE GAME, NO BULLET TIME, NO
ACHIEVMENTS, NO MULTIPLAYER, WORST GAME EVER.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:04 No.1194806
I hate the part where it's just the first level, where dying doesn't change anything, nor does
beating it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:07 No.1194810
Shit, it took me like 7 or 8 tries because I couldn't line up with the fucking ladders half the
time. I remember playing the DK64 version and I think a Game Boy Advance version that had a bunch
of different levels.
>> [_] WTF? NO SPAWN KILLS? Whiny FPS-playing Bitch 02/27/10(Sat)21:13 No.1194814
MAKE A HARDER ONE
NEEDS MOAR GUNZ
WERE IS MELEE BUTTON?
CAN'T KIL MONKEY, GAME IS GLITCHED
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.1194825
Beat it on the first try. Not hard at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:21 No.1194826
>>1194825
oh no the fuck you didnt troll
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)22:02 No.1194872
>>1194825
>>1194826
In the name of the Moot, The anon, And the holy LULZ,
I now pronounce you troll and troll.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)22:21 No.1194887
>>1194872
damn, took me a sec, good eye
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)22:29 No.1194891
Can I not have a degraded Flash remake?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)23:41 No.1194952
Thanks for the nostalgia
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 02/27/10(Sat)23:48 No.1194956
>> Can't jump onto ladders
Bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)23:52 No.1194959
Did You see the beginning cutscene? That is destruction 2.0! this game is ahead of its time!!!