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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)16:47 No.1299597
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)16:55 No.1299609
terrible
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)16:57 No.1299614
Don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)17:16 No.1299633
I warned your about stairs bro.
I TOLD you dawg!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)17:40 No.1299655
I think I had a dream like this once.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)19:40 No.1299752
“Oh, Michelangelo! What are you doing here?” April O’Neill exclaims as she stands in the doorway
of the Channel 6 newsroom. She takes four confident steps toward the teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Before she reaches him, however, she is intercepted by Splinter, Michelangelo’s sensei. Smiling
knowingly, the mutant ninja rat fondles the trip wire that he is holding. “Ohh,” April gasps as
she drops to her knees with nothing to break her fall except Michelangelo’s seemingly androgynous
genital area. Nothing can thwart Michelangelo’s throbbing turtlehood as it breaks through his
turtle shell in an explosion of desire. It appears that Michelangelo is half-turtle, but all man.
“Hey April, don’t cut me no slack,” Michelangelo murmurs. April eagerly complies.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)19:41 No.1299753
The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no
doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into
which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian
subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by
Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is,
then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the
stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious
fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed
Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring
manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies
unfold.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/10(Fri)20:33 No.1299782
cum in my moutch!!
