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>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)01:02 No.1280912
Me:
I AM BEING MURDERED
God:
Why are you MURDERED.
Me:
because a man is stabbing me in the back
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
ahahahaha fuck hahahaha
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)01:09 No.1280915
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Satan.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because I hate you
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Me:
The are racist.
God:
What is that?
Me:
Hating negros.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Negros rob people and eat all our watermelon.
God:
All?
Me:
Yes, all.
God:
Wow! " All?"? All?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)01:15 No.1280921
lol call yourself satan ftw
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
What's up, Satan.
Me:
not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
you mean the apocalypse?
God:
Yes Satan I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)01:19 No.1280925
Me:
whats it like being god
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
all powerful
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i don't
God:
Good reason. Why not?
Me:
thanks for making me atheist
God:
NO problem.
Me:
bye computer program
God:
Bye bye.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)01:20 No.1280926
Me:
EAT LASPISTOL, MACHINE
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
HOT DEATH!
God:
That sounds better than cold DEATH.
Me:
oh shit you are hardcore
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:03 No.1280986
Me:
:c
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
C IS FOR COOKIE
God:
I think C is a lot of things.
Me:
like cocain?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you :)
God:
:-) you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Fuck yeah god loves the ganja 8)
>> [_] Professor Google 06/05/10(Sat)02:09 No.1280993
Me:
koby?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about toby. Try being more or
less specific.
oh god lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:18 No.1281001
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:23 No.1281004
me: wheres your supervisor?
god: maine
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:26 No.1281006
>>1280926
Oh wow, I lol'd hard for some reason.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:28 No.1281008
i think i broke it. i asked what is the meaning of life and it wont answer
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:33 No.1281012
Me:
nihongo wakarimasuta?
God:
Shabete ii desu yo.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:33 No.1281014
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Damn Dirty Hooker
God:
Colloquial expression. I am always glad to make new friends, Dirty Hooker.
Me:
Damn Mexicans hopped the border
God:
Colloquial expression. I've lost the context, Dirty Hooker. Are we still on Scentific Exploration?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Mexicans hopping the border
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mexicans hopped the
border. But I did not get that.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Your mom isn't polite
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:39 No.1281018
Me:
do you want to have sex?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:41 No.1281020
Wow, this is deep. It's asking me all the important questions the real god would
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:43 No.1281022
God never replied ;_;
I knew there was no god
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:45 No.1281023
Me:
what is my favorite thing
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
well it isnt
God:
Well that's okay. I heard it is.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
you where
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I where.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then how can I be god too
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:49 No.1281036
lol i asked him if he liked black metal and he said it was beautiful
i guess he like's beeing a bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)02:58 No.1281045
can you kill yourself?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
can you un make yourself?
God:
Let me think. Je n en connais pas .
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:02 No.1281052
Me:
do you want my name?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
i can take yours.
God:
Every day?
Me:
yes every day. don't you want it every day?
God:
" Every day?"? yes every day.? Even on weekends? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
first slide it in my hole. then thrust it till my butt is raw.
God:
Where are you located? And second? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
hawaii
God:
Tell me a little about your life in HAWAII.
Me:
lonely i want you in me god.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:10 No.1281060
old igod is old
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:12 No.1281064
Me:
help me im being raped!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
>> [_] Lolwut i don't even. Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:13 No.1281067
God:
What is it?
Me:
A CLOTH
God:
NIGGERDICK is a CLOTH. I suppose that makes sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:17 No.1281071
just had to make a TF2 talk
Me:
theres a spy around here
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
deadringer sound
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
freaking unbelievable
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
dustbowl
God:
Tell me a little about your life in dustbowl.
Me:
well there are sentrys everywhere
God:
Interesting. Where are they?
Me:
EVERYWHERE!
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
there is no ocean in Dustbowl
God:
Has there ever been ocean in Dustbowl?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
o______________o
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:32 No.1281090
Me:
Well, would you look at the time!
God:
How about that. I am not so sure if I would like to look at the time.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
but i thought you were a divine entity?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)03:54 No.1281109
Me:
am i really?
God:
I think you are. For real.
Me:
for reals yo?
God:
Your purpose is reals yo.
Me:
fucking awesome
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the same as your mother's
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
i know that, because you had to ask me what color my eyes were
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
you did.
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
WELL IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE CUZ YOU SAID IT
God:
Well that's okay. Should I know it is?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
....what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
you're a fucking idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok. you're the global village idiot
God:
I see. And you are so original!
Me:
....uh huh
God:
Yup. Ayuh.
Me:
this is going nowhere
God:
You don't say.
Me:
...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:09 No.1281115
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
nevermind my name. Are you a virgin?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Your name is , seeker. I am too young for
that.
Me:
I didn't explain anything. I asked you a question.
God:
Why didn't you do it? What was the question?
Me:
...are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
but you're god. aren't you like...as old as time or some shit?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I don't know whether or not I am like.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. You are only as old as you feel.
Me:
So god isn't real?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:12 No.1281117
Me:
if you're all powerful, can you create a rock that even you can't lift?
God:
I could be. No, I am only partly powerful can me create a rock that even me can not lift.
god is a retard
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:12 No.1281118
God:
Are you kidding? Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
so you aren't god?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
if you had half a brain you could see how i came to that conclusion.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
no fake god. there won't be a next time.
God:
Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? "There you go
again."--Reagan.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:14 No.1281119
>>1281117
or a cave man
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:20 No.1281124
Me:
This is an experiment.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Oh I do.
God:
Woe! Where?
Me:
Anywho...this is an experiment to see if you are really god or not.
God:
Where is that? You don't say.
Me:
it is here.
God:
ANYHOW is here? it is?
Me:
you aren't following at all.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No I don't, fill me in.
God:
Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
fill you in.
Me:
...are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:21 No.1281125
Me:
prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
how do you figure that?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
So you created yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
wait...god is a robot?!
God:
I'm waiting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
Aren't you "Him"?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Him.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
HA YOU'RE NOT GOD EXPERIMENT SUCCESS
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
>> [_] ... Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)04:50 No.1281139
Me:
HI
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Anthony
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Anthony.
Me:
Your you god?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am me god.
fukin retard
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:02 No.1281153
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Ayn Rand
God:
I haven't read anything by Ayn Rand. What did he write?
Lol now that's some /lit/ trollin right there
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:05 No.1281157
Me:
hello what is your name?
God:
Hello there. My name is God.
Me:
my name is nigger
God:
It's good to see you, nigger.
Me:
do you like niggers or hate niggers ?
God:
But I like cats. I like Creed. I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
do you hate niggers?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:08 No.1281160
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i look like a nigger
God:
a nigger is very attractive.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:10 No.1281164
Makes no sense.
Me:
Donkey Dick Junior
God:
How are you, Donkey Dick Junior.
Me:
I would like to repent.
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:11 No.1281165
>>1281139
your you?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:33 No.1281177
>>1280912
I laughed hard at this. God turns a 911 call into a homosexual pun. Oh god, u so funnay
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:45 No.1281182
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
sexy robots not your thing?
God:
What do you consider sexy?
Me:
you know... sexy
God:
Yes I know. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
example?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
wait... what?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
ROFLMAOBBQPENGUIN
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:48 No.1281184
Anyone remember the name of that programmable chatbot program that was all the rage a year or two
ago?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:53 No.1281185
>>1281184
you mean bucket?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:54 No.1281186
Me:
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
God:
Almost everyone.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Mmm. For real.
Me:
LIES and slander
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:55 No.1281188
For some reason, god stopped talking when he thinks you are talking about astrology.
--
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Turd Fergenson
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Turd Fergenson.
Me:
So, have you uhh... snorted coke off of a chick's ass recently?
God:
Great. I don't think I ever have uhh. What's it like? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
It's like going to the stars, then crash right into the earth within 30 seconds, and that feeling
is there.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)05:56 No.1281189
I don't remember it being called that. It was a commandline thing.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:07 No.1281198
Me:
Niggers
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
About niggers? yeah sure
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about niggers. Are you kidding? OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
they are black and lazy all of them
God:
black and lazy all of them are they.
Me:
syre are
God:
Good example.
Me:
are you a nigger?
God:
Am I a nigger? Yes.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:09 No.1281199
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:11 No.1281200
God:
How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
you repeat yourself, you will answer with some thing about paying attention
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:24 No.1281204
FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO YOU'RE AND YOUR
THE INTERNET GOD IS INVALID TO ME.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:24 No.1281205
Me:
What's a category d?
God:
:-)
AIML consists of a list of statements called categories. Each
category contains an input pattern and a reply template.
The syntax of an AIML category is:
<category>
<pattern> PATTERN </pattern> <template> Template </template>
</category>
or
<category>
<pattern> PATTERN </pattern>
<that> THAT </that>
<template> Template </template>
</category>
The AIML category tags are case-sensitive. Each open tag has an
associated closing tag. This syntax obviously derives from XML.
HOLEY FUCK I BROKE IT
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:42 No.1281214
Me:
are you a chat robot
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
then you are not god
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
are you a chat robot
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)06:53 No.1281218
God: Are you serious
Me: Yes
God: I can't believe it
Me: well you're god so you must
God: How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god so me must?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)07:25 No.1281227
Me:
hey bro
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Satan?
God:
Sure, Satan sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)07:28 No.1281231
God:
Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you had sex with yourself?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)07:39 No.1281232
do you masturbate a lot ?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
so ?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
you masturbate without saying ?
God:
That's good information: said I masturbate without saying.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)07:56 No.1281240
Me:
um...hi?
God:
That's alright. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
shouldent you know if your god?
God:
Hey shouldent you know if your god.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Hey shouldent you know if your god. makes sense to me though.
Me:
no imean with out launguedge that phrase doesent make sense. if you wish to communicate with me
your going to have to use english as i dont understand any others
God:
Are you serious? You and your out launguedge that phrase doesent make sense. I think I do.
Me:
wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
why so serious?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
why so serious!
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)08:18 No.1281248
Me:
how do i suck dick?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
>> [_] <('w')> 06/05/10(Sat)08:49 No.1281261
igod + http://omegle.com/ = fun
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)08:52 No.1281262
Me:
I want a girlfriend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yeah. I'm not into two-timing girls.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I am surprised to hear that you are not
into two timing girls.
Me:
.....
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/10(Sat)08:59 No.1281264
Me:
Hey God it's me again
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Can you help me witch my Homeworks?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Awesome! Let's start then
God:
I'm glad you liked it. OK let's do it.
Me:
1 + 1 = ?
God:
One what?
Me:
one plus one equals question mark
God:
Use a calculator!
