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[_] [G] 4chanQuest: Reloaded OP 09/21/10(Tue)10:34 No.1378439
'sup
While you guys were dicking around, I fixed most of the things you were complaining about as well
as some that annoyed me and also completely rebalanced the game and all classes.
Enjoy.
ALSO I still haven't learned to beta test and my last upload gave 500x gold. I'm deeply sorry if
somebody got too much gold y'all
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)10:36 No.1378442
>>1378439
Also, that's me. LEARN TO USE A TRIPCODE YOU STUPID NIGGEr
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:41 No.1378445
Woo we have a retard author!
Cranky-Chan just got 603199404 gold from last version. Just sold a +63 Drunken diatribe for a +47
Flaming reaction image. Also equipped with +27 Unswayable religious faith
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:42 No.1378446
>>1378445
Keeps changing, now it's +39 Vorpal ad populum and +23 Draconian Heart of Oldfag
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:44 No.1378449
>>1378446
+56 Clever trollface
+33 Holy shamelessness
Tan runic reaction image
just fought a Fail Failed Meme on a quest to deliver the meme to the Troll Cave.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:45 No.1378450
+64 Ridiculous ad hominem
+44 Tough conviction
Glowing awesomeface
I'll stop posting these now
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:47 No.1378453
got a quest to Troll the Boss Troll
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)10:55 No.1378458
Cranky-Chan again, just traveled to Dark Waybackia on a quest to troll 26 Apples Bears, looting
Nudes, Win and Moderate lulz, u guis jelly?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)11:18 No.1378465
...so what exactly are the changes? ?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)11:19 No.1378466
delivering anti-troll spray to troll cave
still, gets kind of repetitive after a while...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)11:29 No.1378467
Game needs balancing. Playing a /b/tard oldfag is sooooo OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)11:45 No.1378476
0_0 Level 2 Hipster Whiteknight
Old rational Arguement , Old blame, small email
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)11:56 No.1378481
man i so love you for changing Idle quest!!!! =DDD
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:01 No.1378484
lol
Armor: Newfag "religious atheism"
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:10 No.1378485
Should there really be a female options seeing as there are no girlz on the interbutt? Shouldn't
it be something like a trap?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:12 No.1378486
m00t Level 7 Caucasian Troll.
Wep: Old logical fallacies
Armor: Golden religious faith.
Item: Obvious Opus.
Not bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:24 No.1378491
>>1378485
Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.
>> [_] Spartan !/eURofAGTo 09/21/10(Tue)12:36 No.1378494
Hacker no more has "Enchant Modem"? Replaced by Vitriol II? WTF OP?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:45 No.1378497
Mei Lay Me level 2 Camwhore
Spells:
Insult opponent 1
Grammar Mastery 1
Enlarge Breasts 3
ignore facts 1
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)12:47 No.1378499
>>1378497
correction now its
Mei Lay Me level 3 Camwhore
spells
Insult opponent 4
Persistance 1
Grammar Mastery 1
Enlarge Breasts 9
ignore facts 1
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:02 No.1378505
why is the game playing for me?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:03 No.1378507
Nigger Whiteknight is go!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:05 No.1378508
Quest: Troll the Boss Failtroll...
hmmmmmm
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:09 No.1378510
which were the old spells for DDoSing and Trolling.....trolling is an instakill btw
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:28 No.1378516
Ok I think my Char is broken
Mei Lay Me level 6 Furry Camwhore
Spells:
Insult opponent 20
Persistance 33
Grammar Mastery 21
Enlarge Breasts 103
Viriol 11
Trolling 3
Sockpuppetry 6
DDoSing 7
Schadenfreude 25
ignore facts 14
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:30 No.1378517
>>1378516
Woops forgot
Computer Magic 7
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:32 No.1378520
umm....broken? i have infinity/infinity HP....and lots of stats that take up the whole screen
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:39 No.1378524
>>1378520
same person......level is literally over 9000
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)13:41 No.1378525
Yep my whores a twink
Mei Lay Me level 7 Furry Camwhore
Spells:
Insult opponent 34
Persistance 33
Grammar Mastery 21
Enlarge Breasts 331
Viriol 30
Computer Magic 45
Trolling 22
Defensive Rage 19
Sockpuppetry 6
DDoSing 8
Schadenfreude 25
ignore facts 33
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:00 No.1378532
Anonymous the level 2000 /b/tard oldfag
Weapon +492 Flaming Argument
Armor +453 Golden home-made ringmail
Item tan enchanted ebook
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:01 No.1378533
also have infinity on every stat currently fighting the troll the boss undefined
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:04 No.1378535
Anonymous the level 6 Hipster Troll
Schadenfreud 3
Enchant Modem 1
Insult Opponent 1
Persistance 3
Grammar Mastery 17
Computer Magic 1
Trolling 1
Defensive Rage 3
Sockpuppetry 3
DDoSing 1
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:07 No.1378536
I think you misunderstand what a game is, OP. As it is, all you're doing is watching. There's no
interaction beyond naming yourself and picking some arbitrary race/class combo.
Granted, it seems people are enjoying it, somehow, anyway, but I'm not so easily amused.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:26 No.1378544
got to almost level 20,000 before the game crashed.....i had infinite stats.....infinite
health/magic.......near infinite magic.....something is very broken with this game......or could
be due to the fact that i was an oldfag/b/tard
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)14:28 No.1378546
>>1378536
Cry moar
>>1378544
Describe how exactly this happens and I'll look into fixing it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)14:59 No.1378557
>>1378546
just leave it running for a while?
My character is also rapidly rising in level, has infinite everything and is in undefined killing
undefineds, looting undefineds
im not sure how we could do anything wrong, as the game itself does everything. The player just
runs it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:06 No.1378559
Kill me the level 1 furry hacker
died on the very first monster...
got him to zero health and then he didnt die
LOL
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)15:06 No.1378560
>>1378557
What does your exp meter say? Did it start after you completed a quest or after killing a monster?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:22 No.1378565
>>1378536
>>1378536
Fuck this guy, this is awesome. Good job, OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:23 No.1378567
level 305 /b/tard troll
MFW
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:25 No.1378569
>>1378567
here
level 1087 and it just keeps going up.
MFW
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:27 No.1378571
delivering CP
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:43 No.1378579
Firefox crashed upon reached level 57000something
Everything was infinite, undefined or N/A by that point.
endgame sucks imo
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)15:46 No.1378582
yeah mine crashed too at like 16000 something
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)16:28 No.1378603
>>1378582
>>1378579
God dammit that just doesn't happen in my testruns
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS DOES YOUR EXP GO NAN OR DO YOU GET INFINITE EXP FROM A QUEST
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVERSHOOT A ZONE CALLED "THE END" IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK IF YOU
DO THAT
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)16:29 No.1378604
so... this isn't interactive at all, is it?
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)16:40 No.1378611
Oh wait I think I found the bug in the code
not that I can be bothered to fix it LOL
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)16:49 No.1378613
Can we get a list of what the spells do? Like, which one raises exp / drop rate, stuff like that?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)16:54 No.1378616
after I got to a lvl 27 tripfag shit started going crazy
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)16:56 No.1378619
lol everything is "undefined" and I'm a 1000+ (and rapidly increasing) tripfag
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:05 No.1378625
Gentlemen, I am
Anonymous The Level 8034 Beta Christfag, with infinity stats and infinite exp, my weapon is a
+9524 Frosty goreflood, my armor is a +9816 Mystic conviction, and my signature is an
Undefinedarmored boob job.
4 hours of leaving my computer on this
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)17:08 No.1378627
>>1378613
Well I sort of accidently made one spell increase the amount of spells gained and you can see
where that is going
I was actually going for a rebalance but these are the perils of coding drunk
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)17:09 No.1378629
Also, to avoid it breaking your game pick beta as your race. It should counterbalance things.
I'll fix it later or probably not.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:12 No.1378630
So is this game supposed to do everything automatically for me?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:12 No.1378631
Weapon: Masterwork diatribe
Armor: Mystic religious atheism
Yeah right
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)17:13 No.1378632
>>1378630
No it's not. You don't see the command/inventory buttons? You probably have an outdated version
of flash. I think the game works fine for most people.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:15 No.1378635
>>1378632
nope. I have the most recent one
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:17 No.1378637
>>1378635
Your flash player might be slightly corrupted or something like that. Mine works just fine.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:24 No.1378644
Infinity exp per kill.
>> [_] OP !8nHncBHSeM 09/21/10(Tue)17:26 No.1378646
>>1378635
Okay. I think it may be a javascript problem then. I may have developed a hotfix. Paste this into
your URL bar WHILE running 4chanquest.swf and press enter.
javascript:while(1){alert("Did this fix your problem?");};setallvars=1&&displaydialog=combat(A
ttack, Cast, Inventory);
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:29 No.1378649
>>1378646
Fixed it for me. Thanks OP!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:31 No.1378653
HOLY SHIT I'M FIGHTING BOXXY AND CRACKY CHAN ON CAMWHORE MOUNTAIN
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:34 No.1378658
>>1378653
AND NOW IT BUGGED AND I'M FIGHTING A GANG OF FEARSOME NINJA ENORMOUS RATE ME THREADS IN ANCIENT
TROLL RUINS
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:35 No.1378659
My Sockpuppetry spell is up to level 200, and I guess it requires a shitload of MP since I never
use it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:36 No.1378661
>>1378659
I'm level 6 :/
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:37 No.1378664
>>Heavy Ridiculous cheeseburger
In America amirite?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:38 No.1378666
>>1378646
Am I the only one who thinks OP should actually fix this instead of trolling?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:39 No.1378667
>>1378666
You might have a malicious file inside of your flash player installation, it happened to me once.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:43 No.1378668
>>1378667
Not that I believe you, but how would I fix it if I have that?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:44 No.1378670
>>1378668
I reinstalled my flash player, just downloaded the installer from a different site than i got it
from. :P
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:50 No.1378672
>>1378666
Dunno. Am I the only one who thinks OP should troll instead of actually fixing this?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:55 No.1378678
First to reach level Infinity is winner, calling it now
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:55 No.1378679
>>1378678
it crashes your browser after a few hours
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:57 No.1378681
im stuck in the church on scientology supposed to be trolling 56 undefinabels. However, there are
none here. im level 300... so theres something missing here
>> [_] Anonymous 09/21/10(Tue)17:58 No.1378682
>>1378679
Well since we obviously can't go back to the end we'll have to think of something. First one to
buy a newfaggotry at level >9000?