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[_] [H] question inside /X/-PERT 02/18/11(Fri)05:24 No.1469625
what's the best way to dismember an adult without getting evidence everywhere? oh, and how do i
hotwire a car?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)05:25 No.1469627
You need to do way instain mother
>> [_] /X/-PERT 02/18/11(Fri)05:30 No.1469633
I AM FORMED
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)05:48 No.1469638
Cover everything with easily disposable material, like newspaper or garbage bags. You can clean
that shit up afterwards without blood splatters. Another possibility is to do it inside a big
garbage bag, but this will probably make it a lot shoddier since you can't see anything and don't
have much space.
Also, you probably shouldn't do it since it's a bad idea.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)05:52 No.1469640
And don't dump the body in the river, lake or in the woods like a dumb ass, forensics can fuck
you over. The best way is to send it drifting off to deep sea or incinerate it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)05:53 No.1469642
>>1469640
incineration will still get you fucked if the heat isn't high enough to destroy the DNA. just put
the body as far away from you as possible. like the bottom of the ocean
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)06:10 No.1469649
>>1469638
He would still get caught even if he left so much as a shoe print near the murder.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)10:22 No.1469706
>>1469649
thats why you do it where you live where u have your dna/shoe prints everywhere
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)10:44 No.1469707
>>1469625
just use a whole box of cotton swabs to swab all the dna out of your cheeks before you do it...it
will regrow in a week after the deed, just don't make babies in that time or they will grow up
without cheeks.
you will be untraceable that way.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)13:07 No.1469740
Watch Dexter, that guy knows his shit :)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)14:00 No.1469752
what the fuck you guys
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)14:09 No.1469754
Do it in a freezer, make sure their limbs are frozen and have no circulation.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)15:31 No.1469782
Get the adult interested in illegal street racing. Encourage him to practice, help him soup up
his car, and gradually convince him that he should try it. Start small, with redlight races and
other street challenges. Cultivate contacts in the street-racing circuit while you do this. Once
he's hooked, you will need to use your contacts to find out where and when the next major street
rally will be. Get the adult into the rally by spreading a grassroots rumour that he's a
legendary street racer from out of country, and convince him to attend. Find a bookie who's
taking bets on the race (there WILL be at least one), the meanest-looking one you can, and tell
him that the "legendary racer" is planning to set up a gambling racket by driving up the odds
against an underdog racer, knocking his competition off the road, then throwing the race. Now sit
back as the adult is membered in a horrible crash because a mob bookie cut his brake lines.
I don't know how to hotwire a car, sorry.
