File[Curse of the Red Ninja.swf] - (7.53 MB)
[_] [G] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)13:40 No.

  best of /f/

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)17:24 No.

  game is fucknig awesome, tell me how to beat it

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)17:29 No.

  The only winning move is not to play

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)18:29 No.

  So far I managed to find:
  -4 gold coins (chop vase in beginning) which I bought a bomb, shuriken, and katana (press e)
  -Bamboo stick which I gave to a panda
  Went on the quest to find the flower, and the girl was kidnapped and master flees to ancient
  greece.
  Chopped all the yeti/bigfoot/hamlets, only vampire yeti didn't die. Found all tengus..
  Get killed by red ninja no matter what I do...
  what else?

>> [_] cont'd Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)18:40 No.

  >>1456170
  -managed to get kill all yetis achievement
  -you can track down your master and attempt to kill w/ katana, but he throws tea in your face and
  runs to another place
  -at ninja petting zoo, katana the alien: surprise challenge: I threw a bomb like it said, I still
  died.
  -when you encounter the genie, and wish for a sword, you die, but that is followed by an arcade
  game I've yet to win

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)18:51 No.

  I win.
  It says so.
  "Now you are big.

  You have won
  the game!"

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)18:57 No.

  Yeah, with E4, those are fake wins.
  You can also 'win' simply by making a pie chart.
  However, the point is to find the true ending.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)18:58 No.

  >>1456194
  Fuck you. I always wanted to win by being big. GAME IS PERFECT

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:00 No.

  I tried "Training for 100 years" after killing all the yetis, but there are still yetis in the
  future. There are still a lot of paths I haven't taken on the mountain, and in the future.
  Anyone else?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:02 No.

  Low Res Options = lol

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:05 No.

  I bet most of you fags can't even unleash the fury of the dragon punch.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:13 No.

  I went to an alien space colony and blew it up. My ninja is now drifting through an asteroid
  field.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:21 No.

  I'm in valhalla. :(

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:33 No.

  Bought throwing star, and used it to kill shop owner. Took everything else, then did the quest
  for the girl. She was kidnapped and I found Lawrence. After a swift Dragon Punch, I was able to
  successfully hit him with my sword, yet he lives. Bomb did nothing..

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:38 No.

  >>1456202
  Lies. Dragon Punch = &

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:44 No.

  >>1456218
  I killed him just fine. You need the ninja star after you hit him with the katana. THEN the bomb.
  Achievement unlocked! :D

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:46 No.

  Okay, I gave the panda bamboo and a panda doll. Now it wants sushi? Where is that?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:50 No.

  >>1456218

  Success. From the beginning, chop the vase and take the coin. Go to the girl, and start the quest
  to get the flower. Take the left path, and head all the way up the mountain, ignoring all the
  things along the way. Chop the crazy old dude (w) and then head up the vine. The dots fall in
  this order: Left, Right, Left, Left. Take the stamen and head back down to the girl to find that
  she's missing! Gasp. Talk to the samurai in the other room and he'll send you to a (random?)
  area. Make your way to New York City (if you happen to find your master, ignore him for now), and
  from there, to Long Island. Go sightseeing, and take the coin. Now head to Ancient Greece, and go
  into the temple on the far right with the genie inside.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)19:51 No.

  >>1456227

  Have him take you back to the beginning, then purchase everything in the store (you need all
  three to kill your master). Talk to the samurai again, and hunt the master down. Once you find
  him, hit him with the dragon punch (&), then sword (e), shuriken (.), and finally a bomb (z).
  Have a happy!

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)20:41 No.

  Okay, so we've covered four achievements:
  -Gold stash
  -Kill all yetis
  -Encounter all tengus
  -Kill your master

  What about the 9 other ones?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)21:21 No.

  >>1456179
  How do you kill the vampire yeti?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)21:33 No.

  >>1456267
  chopping it counts towards the achievement, even though it doesn't drop

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)21:35 No.

  >>1456271
  Then I guess I'm missing some. :(

>> [_] Anonymous 01/23/11(Sun)21:38 No.

  >>1456273
  If you go to Yalta all the way to egypt, and explore, you'll find the last one.