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[_] [L] Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:16 No.1548755
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)23:41 No.1548794
I fucking lol'd hard. And I'm autistic so don't give me any shit for laughing.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)23:56 No.1548798
>>1548794
Why would we give you poop?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)00:02 No.1548799
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the
water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained
(voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through
the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses
come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food.
Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for
instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move
along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)00:02 No.1548800
The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like
phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)00:03 No.1548801
It is now Friday.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)00:51 No.1548812
>>1548799
Go on.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)01:31 No.1548834
Savantism seemes to be interchangable with autism these days
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)03:20 No.1548866
>>1548794
did you come from /v/?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)03:25 No.1548870
any rule 34 on brooke?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)03:28 No.1548871
Well, its The Onion, nothing surprising here
