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[_] [H] Latest Build Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:32 No.1555256
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:44 No.1555257
Holy fuck they added Team Fortress
Hahahahahaha!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)00:16 No.1555265
people dont really fap to text, do they?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)00:57 No.1555276
It's called having an "imagination"
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)01:47 No.1555296
TL;DR
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)01:47 No.1555297
>>1555257
Where to?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:06 No.1555302
>>1555297
Somewhere in the mountains. I've not encountered it yet though.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:10 No.1555305
>>1555302
In the mountain, afaik there is a chance of it triggering whenever you encounter a minotaur
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:19 No.1555310
Crossing over the treacherous mountain paths, you walk pass an ominous cave. The bones and the
smell of death convince you to hasten your pace. However, as you walk by, you hear a deep bellow
and a snort as a monstrous man with a bull's head steps out. With hell in his eyes and a giant ax
in his hand, he begins to approach you in clear rage. As he comes out into the light, you see
that he is completely naked and sports a monstrous erection as angry as the minotaur himself,
freely leaking a steady stream of pre-cum as he stalks you.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:27 No.1555312
I just came 3 times in a row. How do you reduce the libido?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:43 No.1555315
>>1555310
You stumble in your attempt to escape and realize that you are completely hopeless. The minotaur
towers over you and heaves his ax for a coup de grace. As he readies the blow, a monstrous
explosion rocks the entire mountainside. The bull-man stumbles as the force throws his balance
into disarray. You see about half a dozen people crest over a slope. They appear to be a motley
crew clad in blue and carrying monstrous weapons.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:44 No.1555316
>>1555315
The tallest man holds a weapon made of multiple rotating tubes, and begins spinning the barrels.
A second later, while screaming in a language you do not understand, a rain of lead begins
shredding the minotaur in a cloud of blood and flesh.An equally imposing black man with a patch
over one eye begins firing canisters at the beast, which explode violently. "Ya Ragged-Arsed
Beast man!", he taunts, "Ye should pick on someone yer own size, BOY-O! HEHEHE!"
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:49 No.1555317
>>1555316
Coming up the path is a freak of a person clad in a contained shiny suit with weapon that burns
with flame. He freely walks into the explosions and gunfire and begins igniting the
beast."MRPHHUMFHRUFH!!!!! HUMFHUFMMRUF!", the freak mumbles through his mask."I like me steak
well done, ye crazy bugger!", yells the black man.The beast collapses in a charred and bloody
heap. As you stand back up, you hear a strange noise behind you. You turn around to find a
well-dressed man wearing a ski mask and smoking a cigarette.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)02:57 No.1555319
>>1555317
"Don't you know ze mountains are dangereuse.", the man says with a thick accent. "You will get
FUCKED up here if you are not careful."You thank the man and his team, but they brush off your
gratitude. "Non, non!", The man with the accent says. "As ze say, everyone gets ONE." With that,
he touches the watch on his wrist and disappears. The rest of the group continues on their way.As
they leave the giant with the chain gun yells in a horribly accented manner, "YOU LEAVE SANDVICH
ALONE! SANDVICH IS MINE!"With that, another hail of bullets break the scene as they walk away,
leaving you safe from the minotaur, but utterly baffled as to what in hell just happened.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)04:02 No.1555332
i just got raped by a 2 headed flaming hellhound with 2 dicks! of course i fapped to it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)04:24 No.1555335
So it is entirely possible to complete the game with out every being raped/raping only have
consensual sex with the cow and possibly oral sex with the bee in order to counter act any
incidental corruption left over from the initial milk addiction that you overcome with will power
and love. Champion of anti-corruption is the true path
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)04:27 No.1555336
>>1555276
>claims to have imagination
>faps to generated text instead of creating own fantasies
urdoinitwrong
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)05:25 No.1555356
>>1555336
>saging
>on /f/
Nigga, you just went full stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:57 No.1555372
>>1555356
>>noko
>>on /f/
you should talk
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:36 No.1555379
>>1555372
noko stays even if you post again sage doesnt
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)09:48 No.1555406
>play as a virgin female
>2 days into the game
>no clothes, no money, no items
>permanently gaping extremely loose cunt
>permanently gaping loose asshole
>3 sets of tits somehow
jesus christ how horrifying
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)09:59 No.1555408
Is there any place where all the sex scenes are recorded to view freely? I don't want to have to
actually WORK for my porn.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:04 No.1555411
>>1555408
lol it's a text-based game. not even any pics
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:06 No.1555412
>>1555408
Then why, in heaven's name, are you playing this game. Just watch porn or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:08 No.1555413
>>1555411
Herpity-derp, I meant "recorded" as in "written down/copy-pasta'd/archived/etc."
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:23 No.1555416
I get off on raping the bee-bitch as a multi-tentacle-gigantic-cocked bee-morphed centaur herm.
I like how she doesn't get ripped in half with two 20+in long 5in wide tentacles shoved all the
way in her pussy and one 19in 4in wide tentacle shoved all the way in her ass.
Also how she fully deepthroats a 30in long clit.
Also, for those who only fap to pics and videos, try to mentally visualize what you are reading
in this game.
The text is detailed enough to picture it in your mind, provided that you have some creativity
and imagination.
If you don't, well, enjoy your TV garbage and comic books.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:48 No.1555423
Oh fuck I almost died laughing.
You see a massive, shambling form emerge from the underbrush. While appearing as a large shrub,
it shifts its bulbous mass and reveals a collection of thorny tendrils and cephalopodan limbs.
Sensing your presence, it lumbers at you, full speed, tentacles outstretched.While you attempt to
resist the abomination, its raw muscle mass is too much. It pins you to the ground easily. You
feel slimy tentacles run up and down your groin as the creature searches for whatever gonads it
expected you to have. When it realizes that you have neither penis nor vagina, it smartly casts
you to the ground in apparent disgust."WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!" The creature speaks in an
unnervingly human voice. The voice sounds almost too human.Completely confused, all you can do is
sit there in shock."Where are your naughty bits, goddammit!", the creature bellows. "Us tentacle
creatures need to FEED!"You sheepishly state that you are gender neutral and have no genitalia.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)10:48 No.1555425
>>1555423
"You gotta be shitting me!!", the monster bellows in contempt. "Of all the motherfuckers I
ambush, it has to be the ONE bastard I can't feed from! What am I supposed to do now, asshole?! I
gotta eat!"At a loss for words, you meekly offer the creature some of your food you have packed
for your journey. The creature slaps it out of your hand, almost breaking your wrist."I can't eat
that shit!", roars the abomination. "Do I look like I have a fucking mouth to chew that with?!
NOOOOOO! I feed off futas and wayward women! Futa cum and tit milk! YOU have NEITHER!!!"The beast
slaps you squarely on the ass as if to push you along. "Get the fuck out of here!", it screams.
"Get lost so I can hunt me a REAL meal!!!"You walk away from the creature, which hides back in
the brush. After you trek a bit, you wonder if what happened really DID happen...
Happens when you have no naughty bits, obviously.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)11:15 No.1555440
-Another of your meaty gigantic equine dongs is 100.2 inches long and 12 inches thick. It's
mottled black and brown in a very animalistic pattern. The 'head' of your meaty equine dong
flares proudly, just like a horse's.
I have 10 of those and they're mostly around 100 inches each. By the way, I'm also 3'4". I'm not
sure how that can make sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)11:49 No.1555453
arrgh, how do I get my Libido down? It is really hard to do any fighting when you're getting
raped after 2 or 3 turns because you get too horny ... fuck!