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[_] [G] Anonymous 07/05/11(Tue)20:14 No.1532967
amazing
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/11(Tue)21:08 No.1532988
I like mine better. pt. 1
start
welcome to text adventure
>begin adventure
you are now having an adventure
>>go to castle
you are now at castle
but drawbridge is up
>>>look around
you are eaten by a manticore
>>>make loud noises
you are eaten by a manticore
>>go to forest
you are eaten by a manticore
>>go to death mountain
you enjoy nice picnic at death mountain
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/11(Tue)21:10 No.1532991
>>1532988 pt. 2
but you invited a manticore
>>>isnt that dangerous
Under normal circumstances, yes. But today is a vary lucky day for you. You see, last night, the
manticore you are having lunch with fought off and killed 234 soldiers (as you can see). Well, he
got home and the wife manticore was yelling at him for killing so many men. "you fool" she yelled
(although if you were listening in, all you would hear is growls and roars, luckily I'm here to
narrate). "Killing so many men, although sexy, is dangerous. All you have done is brought more up
here!" With all the yelling, their son was woken up and started to cry. The mother, now furious,
sent the dad to sleep on the couch (which is really a rock but let's call it a couch). Well, now
he's sore all over and exhausted from killing 234 men.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/11(Tue)21:12 No.1532993
>>1532991 pt. 3
Seeing that he is tired, you think that this is a perfect time to strike. You pull out your knife
and fork and start to get near the manticore. He sees you but does not care. Well, long story
short, manticore sandwhichs are delicious.
>>>>you win
YAY!
>credits
made by some guy
>>is there any way to make an option to go back?
no
>> [_] Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)03:18 No.1533099
This is just a lazy ripoff of Which Way Adventure. Even the punchline is the same. Try harder or
give up.
