File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] /r/ing COC 2.0b Anonymous 05/05/11(Thu)22:43 No.1506345
Would anyone mind typing out a short, simple guide on how to do a few things?
Like, what other "specials" are there? How do I attain them?
Same with spells.
Also, is that rat monk guy still in the game?
Is there any way to improve your campsite?
Is there a "hacked" version of the game that has cool shit?
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/11(Thu)23:55 No.1506358
How do I kick her when she's on the ground?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)00:08 No.1506366
>>1506345
No specials yet, but he did add perks.
No spells yet, other than the TScrolls the witches drop.
Jojo is still in.
Cannot improve campsite yet.
No hacked version, but click "Toggle Debug" on the game's first screen to get infinite items.
Uploading now.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)00:42 No.1506380
>/r/ing shit that's posted here every single day like justhowlin.swf
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)01:06 No.1506389
I played this through like five times.
There needs to be a version where she begs for more.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)01:52 No.1506407
I don't get it.
Why won't she make dinner or do the laundry or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)02:04 No.1506417
>>1506366
Where is Jojo?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)03:12 No.1506443
>>1506417
Forest. You have to have a minimum corruption level of like 30-40 or something for him to appear
though, and his battle encounters after you rape him are significantly less common now.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)04:26 No.1506465
>>1506366
>No specials yet
Actually, if you have the bee abdomen or large enough bull horns, you get sting and gore
(respectively). Both are special attacks.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)04:34 No.1506466
Score of 90643
Fuck bitches, get money.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)04:44 No.1506467
This is terrible.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)06:38 No.1506484
>>1506380
nice
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)06:49 No.1506488
anyone know the name of the victory song?
>> [_] Spartan\Eurofag !eGdhyAdJaU 05/06/11(Fri)07:32 No.1506496
>>1506467
it's "intentional", a thinly veiled educational flash at how you shouldn't feel good about
hitting women
disgusting isn't it
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)07:39 No.1506498
This flash makes me sick. Finished the game and felt awful.
If you relate to this shit or get some kind of sick pleasure out of it, I hope you fucking die.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)07:49 No.1506499
If there's anything I've learned from this, it's that you shouldn't be such a bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)08:01 No.1506504
>>1506498
it's from a danish "don't hit the bitch" campaign, someone copied shit from the original
http://www.hitthebitch.dk/
In this game, when you hit 100% a guy tells you that you suck at the end
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)10:01 No.1506541
It was funny until she was lying on the floor crying.
Then it was hot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)10:25 No.1506545
>>1506541
Seconded
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)11:21 No.1506572
It would have made me feel bad in the end If I hadn't had the ability to cut off her every
sentence with a smack to the face. The fact that I am now gangsta also makes me feel good about
myself.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)12:47 No.1506592
>>1506541
I agree.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)13:52 No.1506611
i can not get her to cry on the ground, guess I am not gangsta
>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)14:15 No.1506615
http://i53.tinypic.com/24qspax.jpg
306028, i win!
