File[Prove that Jesus is imaginary in less than 5 minutes.swf] - (5.17 MB)
[_] [?] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:08 No.1502522
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:45 No.1502560
Gaytheist who made this doesn't realize that Jesus is actually in Heaven, and the Holy Spirit is
with us instead.
That's why in John 14 Jesus said "I go now to prepare a place for you that where I am you may be
also."
All this work for nothing lol. Enjoy your flash video.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:45 No.1502563
Also sinners can't even pray this prayer because in Psalm 66:18 God says He'll ignore your
prayers if you love sin in your heart.
U mad?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:52 No.1502565
I was expecting a screamer or something at step 3 and I closed the window.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:53 No.1502566
"Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have
believed." (John 20:29)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:56 No.1502570
Fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:56 No.1502571
>>1502563
maybe we're all 'sinners' and god hears nobody's prayers.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)23:13 No.1502575
I love how the guy who made this flash is completely uneducated on how scripture works.
First of all, Jesus was only talking to Christians when he said "2 or more gathered". Therefore,
this retarded atheist just makes intelligent Atheists like myself look stupid to christfags.
>> [_] Ren 04/27/11(Wed)01:11 No.1502627
ITT: People with imaginary friends
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)01:33 No.1502635
Oh, Jesus...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:03 No.1502643
HOW DARE HE IMPLY THAT THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS IMAGINARY! IF THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS IMAGINARY THEN WHY
THE HELL DO WE MUTILATE HIS BRETHREN FOR EVERY YEAR TO KEEP OUR FIRSTBORNS SAFE ?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:08 No.1502646
You can prove a theist wrong all day, in the end it's the structure and unity that religion
provides keeping them on board. Somebody's proven there's no superpowered ghost granting wishes
in the clouds? They don't care. They're just gonna tune it out, bake a cake, and bring it to the
next church social.
Put it this way: If LARPers can get together and praise Pelor with a straight face for the sake
of fun, community, etc, what's gonna stop societies founded on a religion with roots going
millennia back from doing the same?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:22 No.1502654
Sure is some buttmad christfags ITT.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:24 No.1502655
I believe in Jesus.. He's the Mexican refugee that lives under my bed and steals my food. He also
goes to the home depot down the street and looks for jobs.. He asks to borrow money a lot..
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:29 No.1502659
>Faith
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:45 No.1502666
I will not stand for this. how dare you bash a religion you so blatantly do not understand. there
are FACTS all around you that he is real but you ignore them and make up bull shit arguments like
this that have no facts for themselves.
and how DARE you compare the grate pumpkin to jesus! the grate pumpkin is the son of god. if I
ever here someone bash the grate pumpkin like this in person they are going to have a pumpkin
curse placed on them and there family.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:46 No.1502668
>>1502666
no my god.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:50 No.1502672
That's a cool prayer, but, how do I make Jesus go away? He is starting to annoy me a bit.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:50 No.1502673
>>1502666
666 = the mark of the beast
post about the grate pumpkin and the religion centered around it.
the beast must be the grate pumpkin.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:52 No.1502676
>>1502672
Seriously guys, I don't know how to make him go away, help? I mean, I suppose I could tell him
to, but would you be able to tell Jesus to go away?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:55 No.1502680
>>1502676
Nevermind, he's gone, thanks God... for calling him back.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:55 No.1502681
>>1502676
oh pray that he go show himself to the Muslims to make them shut the fuck up.
he is gone and the Muslims will stfu.
2 birds with 1 stone bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:57 No.1502683
>>1502680
fuck you god. why do you always mess with me like this? is is because of the molesting thing? if
you were down here you would of put it in there butt too.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)02:58 No.1502684
>>1502676
I was gonna say nail him to a nearby post, that's guaranteed to get him off your back for at
least 3 days.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)03:47 No.1502696
>>1502565
>>1502643
>>1502672
>>1502676
>>1502684
You Funny Guy tier.
>>1502571
>>1502654
>>1502627
People Who Don't Know How to Laugh or Were Touched by Priests as Kids tier.
>>1502646
>>1502575
>>1502566
Trying to Have a Discussion on 4chan tier AKA LOL U GUISE
Rest of the thread is mediocre. Shit I'm bored tonight.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)04:22 No.1502705
Everything I dream is real and prayer healed my cancer.
Athiests = haters.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)04:31 No.1502706
if all atheists were as retarded as the dude that made this flash, i'd rather be a fucking
creationist
he seriously picked the weakest shit to "prove" that jesus doesn't exist, which in fact we all
know by now that a man named jesus did exist and he did go around telling he was a prophet/son of
god
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)04:37 No.1502709
jesus is my room mate. he says 'Hi'
>> [_] 96% of teens won't stand up for God. If you're one of the 4% who will, put this in your
post. Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)04:50 No.1502712
This flash is just focused on Jesus, who probably didn't exist at all like he's described in the
Bible and other books. But his site is called god is imaginary, and that's a much sillier claim.
I wonder how many athiests realize that the smarted person who ever lived, Einstien, believed in
God? Do they really think their so much smarty? Even the most arrogant and ignorant athiest can't
honestly say they are.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)05:06 No.1502722
>>1502712
Most historians agree that a Jesus of Nazereth existed back in the day. Whether he was the son of
god or not is a matter of faith.
Also, Einstein made a possibly religious comment, he seemed to lean more towards the agnostic
side like Sagat.
Wait, I don't even know what you're trying to post. Shit I'm tired.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)05:37 No.1502727
>>1502646
The difference being that one of the two groups acknowledge what they do is just for socialising
and fun, and the other has a history of insisting others follow their made up god.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)06:13 No.1502734
>They don't realize that even if Jesus wasn't the son of god he still was a man who existed.
Silly. :3
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)06:21 No.1502735
who in the world is a normal inteligent person
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)07:06 No.1502740
Penis,
there now all sides of idiocy has been achieved in this thread
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)07:47 No.1502746
>>1502735
Mac fags.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)10:04 No.1502759
>imaginary friends
hahaha you guuuuys stop that
>> [_] Jesus never existed Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)10:15 No.1502770
Show me his birth certificate!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)12:48 No.1502800
la la la la la i cant hear you la la la
the great pumpkin is real! mamma said so la la la la la
and anyway Jesus has to be real. otherwise how could he know what lulz are and put them in the
bible?
^- reference Proverbs 21:19 - it is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and
angry woman.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)13:42 No.1502819
I think that there is entity that created universe, but propably it looks more like in star trek
than like god of any religions.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)14:07 No.1502826
if he appeared to hundreds of people, then i ask all you religion fags this:
why the fuck wont he appear to us? are we all sinners since he wont appear to those who sin? and
what about all those people who died in 9/11? were they not to be saved cause they all were
sinners also? what did they do to deserve such an end?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)14:08 No.1502828
lol, faith lol guidance for those who lack the ablity to guide themselves... trival diffrences
from a cult
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)14:11 No.1502830
PRO SKUB
>> [_] Anonymous 04/27/11(Wed)14:19 No.1502835
>>1502522
>I PRAYED FOR A MILLION JILLION DOLLARS
WHEN I WAS NINE AND JESUS DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING SO JESUS IS IMAGINARY FUCK YOU MOM FOR MAKING
ME GO TO CHURCH INSTEAD OF LETTING ME WATCH DRAGON BALL Z
