File[Shitty Fucking Art Game (4Chan Edition).swf] - (1.75 MB)
[_] [G] Reposting for people who missed it. !bksFCWEVEQ 04/30/11(Sat)15:29 No.1503979
lo and behold, this is the shitty fucking art game I promised about half a month ago to the
denizens of /v/ and /f/, a blatant satire of the shitty art games that are beginning to plague
the internet.
However, a lot of the people on Kongregate, and some of the people on Newgrounds, didn't get that
it was a satire, which made their comments all the more hilarious.
Hopefully you guys will be able to appreciate the satire, even if you don't like the game itself.
As always, ask away, I'll answer any questions you have for me. For the sake of good fun, the
game-completion bonus menu is available from the beginning on this 4chan version.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)15:45 No.1503983
Should've had your son banging your wife instead of jackass next door.
It would've been DEEPER.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/30/11(Sat)17:31 No.1504009
>>1503983
too deep bro, too deep
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:44 No.1504013
I think you need more sounds of drone walking on different surfaces. It resembles how empty the
world really is
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/30/11(Sat)17:47 No.1504014
>>1504013
I tried that early on in the game, but the way I had the platforming engine built didn't really
support that. I'm working on developing an engine that can properly do that for my next few
projects, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:18 No.1504038
You know what? Regardless of the fact that this is satire, I actually quite enjoyed the game. I
seriously do hope to see more of these kinds of games regardless of the fact you stated clearly
you do not want to see more of these kinds of games. Also could you name a few shitty art games
that are plaguing the internet? I must be living under a rock, but I have not heard or seen much
of these games.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/30/11(Sat)19:48 No.1504045
>>1504038
The people on newgrounds mentioned this one guy I hadn't heard of until now who makes absolutely
ATROCIOUS games; Austin Breed's the name, and the first "game" of his I checked was "sweatshop
boy" viewable at: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539414
It's absolutely terrible.
One of the games that inspired this though was "(I Fell In Love With) The Majesty of Colors"
which was just an irritating game in general.
And I agree, I want to see more art games that are enjoyable. One game "Don't Look Back" is one
of the more enjoyable art games I've played, and I really want to see more games actual art games
that are good. My main issue is with bad games that try to justify their shittiness with an
"artistic" message.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:58 No.1504071
I'd say The Company of Myself is pretty good too, if it counts.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:06 No.1504073
>>1504038
Can't remember the name of it, but there's one that tells you to do something then says the
opposite if you do it and berates you if you don't. Some shitty platformer with trippy visuals.
There's also that "You only have one chance" game.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:18 No.1504074
I remember you posting that one flash where you shoot people, and it gives you a random quip
about their life. Glad to see you deliver.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:22 No.1504076
>>1504073
Loved?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:25 No.1504077
>>1504074
Oh man I want to replay that, what was the name?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:25 No.1504078
>>1504076
That's probably it, thanks bro. Forgot to ask another Anon to field the name for me.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/30/11(Sat)21:32 No.1504081
>>1504071
The gameplay of that game is good, but the constant commentary and such is annoying as fuck.
>>1504074
>>1504077
Ah yes, bang. There's an element like bang in this game, but not as fleshed out.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:33 No.1504082
>>1504081
off to replay bang, thanks brah
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)22:16 No.1504107
>Ruin the good name of art.
Hipsters and modern "artists" already did that years ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)22:17 No.1504108
I rather like the reloading mechanism in the shooty assassination bit. Not quite sure how well
it'd work in a proper game, but it's novel.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)01:05 No.1504159
OUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAH SO INDIE
